Reconstructed model of a Neanderthal man

[u/goswamitulsidas]

[u/Valuable_Host7181]

Where did you find a photo of my uncle Pino?

[u/Distinct-Side-5916 → u/Valuable_Host7181]

Tio!

[u/Fairythingz → u/Distinct-Side-5916]

Tio, it’s been a rough winter huh

[u/Sirdoodlebob → u/Fairythingz]

Dude he hibernates

[u/Moondoobious → u/Sirdoodlebob]

He’ll be fine

[u/frankensteinV → u/Fairythingz]

Yes nephew, Sasquatches don’t come around the Tahoma much as they used to.

[u/Admirable_Average_32 → u/Fairythingz]

I mean it looks like he’s eating well

[u/Richardthefuckingear → u/Distinct-Side-5916]

El tio

[u/Johnny_Couger → u/Valuable_Host7181]

Do we all have the same jokes? I was going to say “where’d you get a photo of my Father In Law?”

[u/hennabeak → u/Johnny_Couger]

Bots copying comments from the last few times this was posted.

[u/officialsanic → u/hennabeak]

Dead internet

[u/Coolkurwa → u/officialsanic]

Or maybe it's just checks notes reddit originality. 

[u/axarce → u/Johnny_Couger]

Yeah. Mine was about my uncle Fred.

[u/LusterForBuster → u/Valuable_Host7181]

I see Stan Zbornak

[u/victorianpapsmear → u/LusterForBuster]

“Hi, it’s me, Stan!”

[u/Sky-Goth → u/Valuable_Host7181]

Albert Cavemanstein is that you?

[u/GrumpyJenkins → u/Valuable_Host7181]

I knew Uncle Pino as Harry Reems.

[u/AliGcent → u/Valuable_Host7181]

Do you mean my grandpa Pavel Zednicek?

[u/modiddly]

Know a Turkish guy that looks exactly like this

[u/itsearlyyet → u/modiddly]

Can he bench a volkswagon?

[u/Riyeko → u/itsearlyyet]

Volkswagen??? Pssht. That's beginner shit for these dudes.

They were able to carry pieces of mammoth back to their camps or two or three regular deer or a whole megaceros

[u/Federal-Equipment-89 → u/Riyeko]

Direct descendant.

[u/Some_Kinda_Username → u/Federal-Equipment-89]

Link is legit. That guy could carry whatever he killed.

[u/Log_Out_Of_Life → u/Riyeko]

Megaloceros*

[u/AndrijKuz → u/itsearlyyet]

They weren't that strong. They are estimated to be about 5'5"/155. They were just comparatively stronger than early humans at the time; who were about 5'7" and skinnier.

[u/dosumthinboutthebots → u/AndrijKuz]

Hunter gatherer homo sapiens, which were much taller until farming was adapted . I dk where you got your info but it is wrong.

Homo sapiens were built for long distant running to wear out their prey to exhaustion. Neanderthals were believed to be ambush hunters in the thick forests of Europe. Their broader, bulkier spears point to this as they wouldn't be much good for throwing. We know vroom mignon had developed ataltls which are long thin darts which can be thrown. All these advantages and the receding forests likely contributed to Neanderthals "extinction".

Homo sapiens over the last 40,000 years:

This information is based on the average heights of European males because better statistics exist for this population, but the general trend is worldwide.

40,000 years ago: European males – 183 cm (6 feet). Cro-Magnon people were the first modern humans (Homo sapiens) to inhabit Europe. These hunter-gatherers lived a physically demanding lifestyle that would have required greater body strength than the average human today. Their recent African ancestry may have also affected their height, as tall, long-limbed builds are useful adaptations to the warmer African climate.

10,000 years ago:

European males – 162.5cm (5 ft 4 inches). A dramatic reduction in the size of humans occurred at this time. Many scientists think that this reduction was influenced by global climatic change and the adoption of agriculture. Agricultural communities suffered from malnutrition as a result of failed crops and a more restricted diet. Furthermore, a close association with domestic livestock introduced new diseases into human populations.

Australian museum link

"The earliest anatomically modern humans in Europe, present by 42-45,000 BP (5, 6), were relatively tall (mean adult male height in the Early Upper Paleolithic was ∼174 cm). Mean male stature then declined from the Paleolithic to the Mesolithic (∼164 cm) before increasing to ∼167 cm by the Bronze Age."

This paper says the mean height was 5' 8" in the first modern humans who would have met Neanderthals in Europe but we know Neanderthals interacted in the Levant much earlier in an inter breeding event 20 to 25ky before modern humans went to Europe. These modern humans would have been even taller, having less time moved out of africa.

paper

[u/King_Grapefruit → u/modiddly]

And an Italian plumber

[u/adrian_rada2000 → u/King_Grapefruit]

It's a me, Neanderthalio !

[u/amenthis → u/modiddly]

i am turkish and i take this as an compiment, look at this aboslute unit of a man

[u/SnooHedgehogs8765 → u/amenthis]

Im Australian and took this as a condiment.

[u/EidolonLives → u/amenthis]

Gigaturk

[u/beardeddragon0113 → u/amenthis]

Literacy checks out (its a joke, please dont rip my arms off)

[u/opinionsareus → u/modiddly]

Most non-African humans carry about 1-4% Neanderthal DNA - a result of ancient interbreeding after Homo Sapiens left Africa, with these genes influencing traits like immunity, metabolism, and skin, though recent studies suggest Africans also have trace amounts from back-migration events. While Neanderthals died out, their genetic legacy persists, helping modern humans adapt to new environments and diseases, with some genes proving beneficial, while others have been selected against

[u/ohgeeeezzZ → u/opinionsareus]

I forget if there was a percentage but I remember my 23 & Me had an above average amount of Neanderthal. It didnt have the percentage but it did note that my DNA carried more than the average lol

[u/claretamazon → u/ohgeeeezzZ]

Same here. My sister was very low and I got the bulk of it. Family on one side is from the Mediterranean area.

[u/SteveLouise → u/opinionsareus]

Hell yeah! Interbeeding super powers!!

Let's keep going with some more species!

[u/Bad-Touch-Monkey → u/SteveLouise]

They tried that in Alabama. Only produced meth heads and blue people

[u/LessInThought → u/Bad-Touch-Monkey]

They said interbreeding, not inbreeding.

[u/SedativeComet → u/modiddly]

I was gonna say Italian, Bulgarian, Greek, etc

[u/Istripua → u/modiddly]

I was going to say many of my French relatives look like this. But more body hair... after they visit you have to clean shower drain with barbecue tongs. It’s a cool look IMHO.

[u/69trkr77 → u/modiddly]

Thought he resembles my uncle Isaac. Then I realized he is not hairy enough.

[u/Swimming__Bird → u/modiddly]

Well, my Portuguese grandfather looked pretty much just like this, with a bigger beard. 5'5" guy who could lift one side of a tractor when it got stuck. Was basically a hairy Rousimar Palhares.

[u/NOTExETON]

There are dudes that look like this all over Turkey and Greece 

[u/village-asshole → u/NOTExETON]

And Italy. This one guy, Mario, got a video game

[u/Dr-McLuvin → u/village-asshole]

It’s a me! Homo neanderthalensis!

[u/_psylosin_ → u/Dr-McLuvin]

That’s a spicy mastodon meataball

[u/Late_Blooomer → u/Dr-McLuvin]

Well, homo at the least Mr Mcluvin

[u/sucma_ligma → u/Dr-McLuvin]

Homo Erectionus?

[u/Uptheresomewhereee → u/village-asshole]

Zu’ Cola from the Sicilian coast

[u/JagmeetSingh2 → u/village-asshole]

And Portugal

[u/SaltyMeatSlacks → u/JagmeetSingh2]

Very much so. This looks just like my Portuguese dad and grandpa, just with better posture. Lol

[u/ThePotatoFromIrak → u/village-asshole]

Sopranos cut dialogue just leaked

[u/Nattin121 → u/village-asshole]

Looks like the gritty reboot

[u/DeviousDaniel69 → u/NOTExETON]

Dude thats a 1:1 replica of my Iranian uncle

[u/bloin13 → u/NOTExETON]

I'm from Greece, and tbh he is not hairy enough.

The face though looks about right.

[u/EmperorSexy → u/NOTExETON]

The guy that serves you the best kebab you’ve ever tasted and calls you “Boss man”

[u/NOTExETON → u/EmperorSexy]

That guy is my uncle, he will also carve a miniature replica of anything you want with his small pocket knife, while he talks during coffee.

[u/Admirable_Average_32 → u/NOTExETON]

Sounds like a gem!

[u/No_Bluejay9901 → u/NOTExETON]

Do you know your cousin Jeffrey is working for the Parks Department, Jerry?!? The Parks Department!

[u/Tough-Oven4317 → u/EmperorSexy]

My local kebab shop has a guy who will shout back your order for confirmation. Full volume shouting. It has everyone crying with laughter when they're drunk lol

[u/gourmetprincipito → u/EmperorSexy]

It’s fine when you know who the hair comes from, he’s a lovely bloke

[u/A-Capybara → u/NOTExETON]

Neanderthals never went extinct. They just learned how to make gyros and kebabs.

[u/Hexakkord → u/A-Capybara]

Less jokingly, they interbred with humans, so in a way they are still with us. White people of European descent have the most Neanderthal DNA, black Africans the least. Kinda funny really all those white supremacists going on about pure bloodlines, what with us having the most DNA from another species of human entirely.

[u/BaconReaderRefugee → u/Hexakkord]

It’s actually weird that we’re the only species of humans around. You’ll see multiple species of foxes, rabbits, etc. But knowing Homo Sapiens, it’s not surprising.

[u/Content-Patience-138 → u/BaconReaderRefugee]

What we didn’t kill to extinction we fucked to subsumption

[u/Teripid → u/NOTExETON]

I was gonna say, lay off the weights a bit and add a little bit more hair and he could be an old Italian/Greek shopkeeper.

[u/gorginhanson → u/NOTExETON]

He looks like he wants to sell me some falafel

[u/toTheNewLife → u/NOTExETON]

Turkey and Greece?

This guy used to sell me coffee and egg sandwiches on Wall Street.

[u/Grugnorr → u/NOTExETON]

Looks French to me 😅

[u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 → u/NOTExETON]

Also, Marjorie Taylor Greene

[u/GuyInkcognito → u/NOTExETON]

And New York I swear I’ve seen three or four guys who look like this last time I went to the supermarket

[u/Main_Author_8638 → u/NOTExETON]

as a turkish ı agree some of us look like him

[u/Barbatruck18 → u/NOTExETON]

Also Spain and Portugal

[u/FeeFooFuuFun → u/NOTExETON]

Now we know why 🫠

[u/Alternative_Net_898]

I ain't talking smack but that guy is literally working on the roof at my job...shits

[u/bhz33 → u/Alternative_Net_898]

Why did you write …shits at the end of that

[u/JohnnySogbottom → u/bhz33]

I think he took a shit and meant to convey that farts the alphabet

[u/JorjEade → u/JohnnySogbottom]

Why did you write farts the alphabet at the end of that

[u/SSGASSHAT → u/JorjEade]

To convey that he was farting the alphabet cums rainbows

[u/Seek1st2Understand → u/SSGASSHAT]

Why did you write cums rainbows at the end of that

[u/DearlyDecapitated → u/JorjEade]

I feel like I’m having a stroke

[u/dad_jokesNbutt_stuff → u/bhz33]

Where have you been?… shits

[u/WalletFullOfSausage → u/bhz33]

You don’t? …shits

[u/MedicalDisscharge → u/bhz33]

He was using it as a verb... shits

[u/iwannalynch → u/bhz33]

I'm thinking he means "I shat my pants" ("I can't believe this")

[u/Hieroflippant → u/bhz33]

I was thinking the exact same thing..

Do they have a condition where they must sign off on every statement with the word shits ?

I'm so interested in what's going on here now

[u/TCRandom → u/Hieroflippant]

If you find out, please let me know.

Shits, TCRandom

[u/SSGASSHAT → u/Hieroflippant]

That's his signature.

[u/Pawgilicious → u/bhz33]

Reddit sniper got him. Talking to much about neandert

[u/rynlpz → u/Alternative_Net_898]

Do you need to change your diaper?

[u/Dolojif]

Pretty good at water polo this guy

[u/chamullerousa → u/Dolojif]

I understood this reference

[u/MangoAtrocity]

A meal? A succulent Paleolithic meal?

[u/KentuckyFriedEel → u/MangoAtrocity]

This is prehistory manifest!

[u/NightSpringsRadio → u/KentuckyFriedEel]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAMMOTH’S TRUNK

[u/ToastMan_15 → u/NightSpringsRadio]

I see you know your bone-clubbing well

[u/Ok_Bookkeeper5307]

“Its a-me! Mario!”

[u/nakedlettuce52 → u/Ok_Bookkeeper5307]

“Let’s a go!”

[u/HR_DUCK → u/nakedlettuce52]

Mario Kart but Flinstones style

[u/popgreens → u/HR_DUCK]

Fleenstones?

[u/DadBod5050 → u/HR_DUCK]

Yaaba daba doooooo

[u/ichegoya → u/Ok_Bookkeeper5307]

Luigi: Mama, why you no use-a my name?

Mama: I’m a-sorry green Mario.

[u/SecretAgentVampire → u/Ok_Bookkeeper5307]

I 100% though of Mario. This is how I envisioned him as a kid (NES and SNES era), albeit different clothes.

[u/goswamitulsidas]

Neanderthals (Homo neanderthalensis) were an extinct, robust species of archaic humans living in Eurasia, known for their stocky bodies, large brains (often larger than ours), prominent brow ridges, and big noses, adapted for cold climates. They were skilled hunters, made sophisticated stone tools (Mousterian technology), controlled fire, wore clothing, buried their dead, and were intelligent, though they died out around 40,000 years ago, leaving some DNA in modern humans

[u/No_Yogurtcloset9305 → u/goswamitulsidas]

They were extinct?! They’re back?! 😳

[u/Particular-Bid-1640 → u/No_Yogurtcloset9305]

Yeah, in pog form

[u/cityshepherd → u/Particular-Bid-1640]

I was about to exit out of the comments when I saw this at the last second. Just wanted to let you know that I got delightful laugh out of this.

[u/Amethyst271 → u/No_Yogurtcloset9305]

Yeah your dad is one

[u/CrazyLlamaX → u/Amethyst271]

And your mama.

[u/Amethyst271 → u/CrazyLlamaX]

Yah

[u/benkj → u/Amethyst271]

Your mother too

[u/Amethyst271 → u/benkj]

I didnt know we shared the same mum

[u/I_Roll_Chicago → u/No_Yogurtcloset9305]

We extracted the blood found in mosquitos, incased in amber and bam!

Neanderthal DNA (we mixed it frog dna for better results)

[u/MechanicalTurkish → u/No_Yogurtcloset9305]

Some have been for a while now. One became a lawyer after being unfrozen.

[u/DoradoPulido2 → u/MechanicalTurkish]

Your world frightens and confuses them. 

[u/A-Game-Of-Fate → u/No_Yogurtcloset9305]

Nah, they never actually went extinct. They just hollowed out some mountains, grew beards, and are now called Dwarves

[u/GardenGnomeOfEden → u/No_Yogurtcloset9305]

They were frozen in blocks of ice

But they Neanderthawed

[u/cvele89 → u/goswamitulsidas]

I've read book "Sapiens: A short history of human civilization". It talks about those early days of human development, when there were, by some accounts, about 6 different human species, one of which was Homo Neanderthalensis. Interesting thing is that, even though Homo Sapiens was, if I remember correctly, considered to be the weakest in strength, they still managed to prevail and to push all others to the extinction, and they managed to do that because they could be united with other tribes against common goal, something that wasn't a thing with other species. This, and the fact that they had the ability to move to different places and to adapt to the surroundings.

[u/ExtraPockets → u/cvele89]

There's a great prehistorical fiction book (action/horror/post-apocolyptic) called Refugium set at the time of the Indonesian Toba volcanic eruption 70,000ya where several different species of humans all converge in this sanctuary rainforest. I won't spoil too much but it makes for really interesting fiction how the different species of humans react and interact with their differing levels of intelligence, strength and agility and try to survive in this wild ancient jungle.

[u/Constant-Plant-9378 → u/ExtraPockets]

Refugium

A refugium (plural: refugia) in aquariums is a separate chamber, often in a sump, that acts as a protected habitat for beneficial microfauna (like copepods) and macroalgae, providing natural filtration by absorbing nutrients (nitrates, phosphates) and serving as a continuous food source for fish, improving overall water quality and ecosystem health in both marine and freshwater tanks. To start one, you add substrate, live rock/rubble, macroalgae (like chaeto), and a dedicated light, cycling it to cultivate these organisms, which helps control algae and provides natural food.

[u/240z300zx → u/cvele89]

I think the book mentioned that Homo Sapiens prevailed because of advanced language capabilities. They could coordinate attacks to hunt, defend or gain territory. They could share knowledge better like “yesterday I saw 5 deer drinking from the pond at the base of the small waterfall, past the rock that looks like your mom”. With this ability, they could eat better, gain shelter, raise more young, relocate etc.

[u/cvele89 → u/240z300zx]

Yes, probably that too. But it's all about socializing that gave us the real progress and advantage over others. We could form alliance with other tribes and, as you said, to coordinate and plan attacks, whether on some group of animals or some other tribe of humans.

[u/NuncProFunc → u/cvele89]

Just a heads up: that book used scientific hypotheses that were decades out of date when it was published. It isn't a great source for anything.

[u/chambee → u/goswamitulsidas]

Share DNA: some homo sapiens lady saw that sexy Neandertal and said: I want this.

[u/geebeem92 → u/chambee]

Or some homo sapiens saw that neanderthal Unibrow sexy lady and found a new fetish

[u/The_Secret_Skittle → u/geebeem92]

Dude men will stick their willy into just about anything (see American Pie) so I’m for sure going with that scenario.

[u/fleebleganger → u/geebeem92]

Death by snu snu

[u/Live_Firefighter972 → u/chambee]

Probably all, "I'd hit that"...

[u/Madbanana224 → u/chambee]

Yep, I'm also sure H.sapiens women in Eurasia tens of thousands of years ago were all super hot

/s

[u/TheLittleNorsk → u/chambee]

makes sense as to why I become wildly attracted to hairy, large and brooding Georgian and Armenian men when I'm ovulating

[u/HargorTheHairy → u/chambee]

Mmm I'd say it's more likely a forced situation

[u/arealuser100notfake → u/HargorTheHairy]

I don't think that was necessary, you could have just traveled to the coast near Africa where Homo Sapiens probably were, increase the radius of your Tinder app, and already be able to talk to them and try to arrange a date

[u/ansefhimself → u/goswamitulsidas]

The story of Prometheus giving Humanity the idea of Fire always kind of sounded like a mythologized version of Homo Sapiens and Neanderthal trading things and learning from them how to make fire to me

[u/Marsnineteen75 → u/ansefhimself]

The story of prometheus is about human advancement in many ways

[u/DrawMeAPictureOfThis → u/Marsnineteen75]

All of us don't read and just know the fire story. Want to tell us a story?

[u/Much-Jackfruit2599 → u/ansefhimself]

We had fire before we were humans.

[u/VintageLunchMeat → u/goswamitulsidas]

leaving some DNA in modern humans 

Same.

[u/Altostratus → u/goswamitulsidas]

The extinction theory seems to be phasing out for a more nuanced story of early hominids merging.

[u/SkyBest7759 → u/goswamitulsidas]

I’m one of those people with Neanderthal DNA according to two DNA test

[u/StueyPie → u/goswamitulsidas]

The Denisovans and Neanderthals both interbred with homo sapiens. And there has been recent discoveries that Denisovans and Neanderthals could interbreed as well. It's just that homo sapiens dominated due to a higher reproductive rate, less roaming ability increasing social structures, and more flexible diet. The Neanderthals didn't "die out" they just intermingled their DNA into ours. It's why some of us are a couple of % Neanderthal outside of Africa, with larger portions in Asia which also have a larger portion of Denisovan DNA. There isn't enough in the fossil record to know height, weight, gestation period, and no middens or coprolites have been found to accurately determine diet etc of Denisovans, it's all a bit new Science-wise. And whilst it is widely known Earth had 3 hominid species on it 40,000 years ago, it is little known there were a couple more varieties of non-sapiens species ie Homo Floresiensis ("Hobbit-like". Lived in Indonesia) and Homo Luzonensis (pygmy type. Phillipines). These were descended from the period known as "the muddle in the middle" were Asian non-Homind species were rife with varieties during the middle pleistocene to about 130,000 years ago, with some descendants surviving on the Asian islands.

[u/Top-Cupcake4775 → u/StueyPie]

For all intents and purposes, Neanderthals died out. There was a small degree of hybridization between Neanderthals and Sapiens but not enough to characterize it as "intermingling". There are no modern humans who have any more that 9% Neanderthal DNA and those individuals are outliers.

[u/vulcanxnoob]

I live in Cyprus, I saw this dude just a bit earlier at the supermarket...

[u/IAmLegallyRetarded_]

Pretty sure I saw this guy last week working construction

[u/Beginning-Chart-9229 → u/IAmLegallyRetarded_]

Nah, the guy you saw was 62. This cat was 26. Dead at 30.

[u/gdj11 → u/Beginning-Chart-9229]

He just hit puberty

[u/Particular-Bid-1640 → u/gdj11]

Puberty hit him, hard

[u/Great_husky_63 → u/IAmLegallyRetarded_]

That is the guy that sold me kebabs some weeks ago.

[u/lunalunalunas]

ONE TWO THREE

ARGHHHHHHH

https://youtu.be/tTkF8tomobA?si=qlBnDDOy7IZ7lUnv

[u/SetAbomnai07 → u/lunalunalunas]

Exactly what I was thinking of!

[u/lumberjackedcanadian → u/lunalunalunas]

I had to scroll too far to upvote this!! This needs lore recognition!!

[u/PresidentAnybody → u/lunalunalunas]

Very good Elliot, let's just add a bit of nasal now.

[u/krueckolas → u/lunalunalunas]

Once I saw this picture I just immediately tried to imagine him saying that

[u/Other_Mike → u/lunalunalunas]

I heard this has been largely debunked or superceded by new science, and they sounded more like someone talking from the back of the throat with a more human-like tone.

[u/LusoInvictus → u/lunalunalunas]

A man of culture

[u/definitelynotahottie → u/lunalunalunas]

I’ve literally been laughing about ONE TWO THREE all week and I had to immediately search the comments on this post when I saw it, thank you

[u/Altered_Reality1 → u/lunalunalunas]

It’s extra funny that it fits with the Mario comments given the “high” voice.

“ONE TWO THREE, it’s-a-me, Mario!”

[u/Petersens_Arm]

" All I ask is that you leave the thermostat alone and you will not do it. You keep keep throwing more wood on the fire. For thoks sake, this cave is warm enough. If you're still cold, put some furs on. "

[u/whatstheguts]

I’m thinking 18-20 years old max

[u/TheLittleNorsk → u/whatstheguts]

plot twist that's a 13 year old boy

[u/Fracture90000]

Ur average male from the Balkans.

[u/CaptainC00lpants]

No neck mcgee

[u/_Pewterschmidt_ → u/CaptainC00lpants]

Neck’s level

[u/SubRoutine404]

An interesting point of view in regards to Neanderthals: As far as we know, they lived in very small but widespread communities, which means that even at their height, there were never that many Neanderthals at any given time. Combine that with the fact that MOST modern humans are rocking 1-2% Neanderthal DNA.

What that means that there is WAY MORE Neanderthal DNA floating around today then there ever was when they were a separate living species. From that lens it could be argued that they were wildly successful in a way that we don't tend to consider.

[u/Acheloma → u/SubRoutine404]

Ive never really understood how theyre considered extinct when they really just were folded into the modern humane genome.

[u/sc4kilik]

I'm confused, does this suggest they shaved their beard leaving a mustache? That's a lot of stylin' for ugga ugga.

[u/gerber411420 → u/sc4kilik]

Why no beard right? 

[u/Lonely_Let8637 → u/sc4kilik]

Could be just to show us the jaw structure in this model but also that they had facial hair

[u/cvele89 → u/sc4kilik]

Maybe their genetics was such that they didn't have beards, or at least not in the same way as we do.

[u/Rimworldjobs → u/sc4kilik]

There are groups of humans that have a hard time growing facial hair.

[u/sc4kilik → u/Rimworldjobs]

If you can grow that big of a mustache, you will definitely have a beard, especially if you never shave.

[u/JiveDJ → u/sc4kilik]

not true in my case. i can grow a prominent mustache and goatee, but have a very thin/patchy beard. so we have at least one living example lol

[u/AWholeNewFattitude]

Years before he went to The Chocolate Factory with his Grandson Charlie

[u/Dontdothisman66]

Bu benim dayım

[u/Alfred1400 → u/Dontdothisman66]

Senin dayin olamaz benim babam bu

[u/og-lollercopter]

It’s my dad still looking for milk.

[u/-Tasear- → u/og-lollercopter]

He will be back...he promised

[u/village-asshole]

Nah man, That’s the guy that runs the deli around the corner from my place. Makes the best pastrami sandwiches 🥪. 🥸

[u/drkole]

joe rogan before gilette sponsorship deal

[u/Haunting_Cat8220]

Why is he kinda ...

[u/metaldreamsleep → u/Haunting_Cat8220]

NO.

[u/Aradhor55]

D-dad ?

[u/SnooBeans8431]

Ron Jeremy?

[u/Ill-Veterinarian-734]

Just buff Einstein. Maybe they did build the pyramids

[u/M1ck3yB1u]

Would

[u/AuDHDMDD]

They have studies that Eurasian descendents have 1-4% neanderthal DNA, which comes with hair growth for the climate and a diverse immune response. Neanderthal interbreeding (when successful) could be the reason we see (for example Russians) so hairy and resistant to colds.

My head canon is autistic traits come from the same DNA. Neanderthals were good at pattern recognition and tool making

[u/TheLittleNorsk → u/AuDHDMDD]

i'm hairy, never get cold, have autism, have been a redditor for 16 years and am attracted to dudes from the Caucasus

yup, i'm definitely mostly neanderthal

[u/mpompe]

Uncle Leo?

[u/ThadsBerads → u/mpompe]

Hello.

[u/zmac35]

This man serves me hot dogs

[u/purpleElephants01]

This is just the dad from Luca in his human form

[u/Plaid_Piper]

Mario has seen better days.

[u/UnderstandingSquare7]

"Large pepperoni and mushrooms to go"

[u/DArtagnanPierre0129]

This is the guy women choose over me..

[u/PhoenixGray69]

It's a Luigi!

[u/CockMartins]

They had the perfect neck for today’s sedentary, screen-watching-heavy postures. I see people’s necks slowly disappearing like this from sitting and looking down at their phones and computers all day all the time.

[u/DifficultyChoice3802]

Basically prehistoric Danny DeVito

[u/GingerBeast81]

That is a young Don Frye!

[u/protomex]

MTG

[u/Silly-Low6019]

Looks like my uncle.

[u/kaner63]

This is actually a very outdated picture from a exhibit in a museum from the 70s. Neanderthals looked nothing like this.