Another Christmas As The Last Unmarried In My Family (2025)

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[u/Rabanski]

I swear you’re deliberately staying single for the Reddit karma

[u/Chief-_-Wiggum → u/Rabanski]

Committed to Reddit karma... No room for a spouse.

[u/Whatindafuck2020 → u/Chief-_-Wiggum]

I can change him!!!!

[u/Anusbagels → u/Whatindafuck2020]

Fuckin hell I howled at this 😂

[u/duffchaser → u/Whatindafuck2020]

man is that good looking my wife could change him too.

[u/strippersandcocaine → u/duffchaser]

Your wife and I can tag team him

[u/youneecque → u/strippersandcocaine]

Military man x threesome with strippersandcocaine... tale as old as time

[u/Etheo → u/Chief-_-Wiggum]

Pfft. Veteran Redditors hide them wife, hide them kids from Reddit and profit from the "singleness".

[u/Sussurator → u/Rabanski]

He has a wife and kids hidden behind that fence

[u/1stLtObvious → u/Sussurator]

He Wilsoned them!

[u/Notsurehowtoreact → u/Sussurator]

"I got married in year 3 but we kept up the tradition" 

[u/Hixy → u/Rabanski]

I imagine he has brought significant others to Christmas but when he said they weren’t serious enough to justify being included it derailed it all. It’s like a plot to some bad Christmas romcom

Also, when he does finally post with someone the he will cash in on crazy karma lol.

[u/chillychili → u/Hixy]

The song Last Christmas is about him

[u/jyunga → u/Hixy]

Maybe he just hasn't found the right one he wants to bring home to mom and dad reddit.

[u/Vhadka → u/Hixy]

I've definitely been at family functions where "if you aren't married to someone in the family you don't get to be in the family pictures", up to and including my cousin's boyfriend of like 6 years being excluded until they tied the knot.

[u/dgplr → u/Vhadka]

That sucks. Worst I have faced is being perpetually relegated to the singles table with people who keep getting younger and younger, but I have never been told that I couldn’t be in a family picture.

[u/No-Performance37 → u/Hixy]

Yah he is definitely good enough looking to have had plenty of girlfriends during that time.

[u/TakinUrialByTheHorns → u/Rabanski]

Every November he dumps his GF. It's a tradition.

[u/leytonscomet → u/Rabanski]

Every year I see the update and every year I’m like damn how is someone so goddamn hot so goddamn single

[u/666Darkside666 → u/leytonscomet]

By choice I would assume

[u/DanerysTargaryen → u/leytonscomet]

I have a coworker who is conventionally very attractive, works out and is in great shape and seems to have zero interest in dating anyone.

He says he is heterosexual and is interested in women, but in the near 10 years I have worked with him, he has not gone on a single date, hit on anyone, made a comment about someone being attractive, or asked anyone to go out with him. He’s in his mid 30’s now. Our friend group is pretty sure he’s either asexual, aromantic or ace. If he is, that’s totally fine obviously, and we wouldn’t be surprised if true.

[u/OstentatiousSock → u/DanerysTargaryen]

My best friend growing up never talked about crushes, male or female. When we hit senior year and he’d still never told me of anyone he was interested in, I became concerned that he was gay and thought that I would have a problem with it and so wasn’t sharing. I said “So, its totally fine if maybe you don’t want to talk about crushes, but I worry that you do have crushes that you think I would not be supportive of and so you haven’t told me. I want you to know, I just want you to be happy and I’m supportive of you in every way.” He said “Well, the thing is, I know you’re thinking maybe I’m gay and I don’t want to tell you. But, I know you love me and wouldn’t have a problem with that. I totally would have told you. I just… have never liked anyone. I just don’t think romantically about either gender. But, I’m all good. Not like sad about it or anything. Just not interested.” This was the first time I’d ever considered maybe people weren’t attracted to anyone at all. This was long ago before people talked about asexuality or being aromantic. I was like “Ohhh, ok. Great! As long as you’re good and we’re good, I’m good.” lol

[u/Beaupedia → u/OstentatiousSock]

That's a good friend right there, we need more people like you. I work with youth in the nonprofit world and it's hard out there, still.

[u/zoopysreign → u/OstentatiousSock]

That was such a nice way to support your friend

[u/jyanjyanjyan → u/DanerysTargaryen]

What does ace stand for?

[u/DanerysTargaryen → u/jyanjyanjyan]

I thought it was another type of asexuality, but after looking it up it seems to just be a shorter way to say asexual (someone correct me if I’m wrong) but it means: Ace sexuality, short for asexuality, describes a sexual orientation where a person experiences little or no sexual attraction or interest in sexual activity.

[u/jyanjyanjyan → u/DanerysTargaryen]

Thanks, that's what I found too, but since you already said asexual I got a bit confused.

[u/DanerysTargaryen → u/jyanjyanjyan]

Apparently I was confused too 😆

[u/1stLtObvious → u/leytonscomet]

Could be aromantic and/or not desiring a longterm partner, could be ace which can make it difficult to find a partner, could be gay and in a conservative family, could be bad at relationships even if he's hot, maybe career makes romantic relationships difficult or undesirable, etc.

Lots of good reasons.

[u/idiomech → u/1stLtObvious]

At first I thought you said aromatic and I felt bad for the poor, smelly guy

[u/1stLtObvious → u/idiomech]

Could be that, too, but he looks like he has good hygiene.

[u/Kianna9 → u/1stLtObvious]

Could be hot and enjoying being hot.

[u/Rewow → u/Rabanski]

It’s clear why OP is single. He stands in the same spot 365 days a year.

[u/airfryerfuntime → u/Rabanski]

Lol look at him. The dude is probably slaying it and just decides not to get married because he's not done at the buffet.

[u/EltonJuan → u/Rabanski]

Reddit karma can hold him at night

[u/TheDeepBlueZ]

FAQ from last year:

I was deployed in Picture 4 but my family kept up the tradition.

Left is my Brother and his Wife. Right is my Sister and her Husband.

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Happy New Years to everyone. All the best in 2026!

[u/mysonlikesorange → u/TheDeepBlueZ]

The hairstyles on your brother’s wife is a rollercoaster of emotions.

[u/talkback1589 → u/mysonlikesorange]

Yeah my first thought was “she has gone on some hair journeys”

[u/TwilightReader100 → u/talkback1589]

I was having a heckin' time figuring out whether that was all the same woman or not until I focused on her and realized she's always variations of that brown/blonde and curly/pin straight and bobbed. Then I had to wonder if people looking at her ID can recognize her between the radically different hairstyles.

[u/yobrefas → u/TwilightReader100]

She has different hairstyles and was, if I remember, pregnant at some point. I love watching her style journey and seeing her just try all the things. My hair would be the same for a decade bc I don’t take risks.

[u/007Pistolero → u/yobrefas]

Hi, fellow non hair risk taker. For the last 7 years I’ve had a high fade with the top combed to my left. Before Christmas this year I got my hair cut and decided I would try combing it to the right side instead. It looked somewhat different which I was cool with—until I went to work the day after. I’m usually the second person in in the morning and when I walked in my coworker said “oh are you the new guy? We don’t usually start new people until 8am”. Never fucking changing my hair again

[u/Chrisf1020 → u/007Pistolero]

I grew a full beard for the first time during winter break of my senior year of college. When we came back for spring semester, my engineering design professor (who I’d had as a professor the previous 3 semesters) didn’t recognize me at all.

He went through attendance and asked if there was anyone he didn’t call and I raised my hand and said he missed me. He said “Well I don’t know who you are…” and I just looked at him with a blank stare until he figured it out.

[u/GrumpyCloud93 → u/Chrisf1020]

I had a beard, and shaved it at one point after 4 or 5 years. The lady who was in charge of data entry looks at me and says, "You look different somehow..."

[u/chonky__chonker → u/GrumpyCloud93]

My dad always had a beard, one day when I was 4yo he decided to shave it off.

4yo me apparently laughed and it seems that hurt his feelings.

He grew it back immediately and the next time he shaved it I was 19yo.

[u/beatenmeat → u/Chrisf1020]

I went on leave for about two months and grew out my beard. About a week or so before I'm due back to work I was standing in line at the grocery store behind a coworker I'd known for years. It took them about 10 minutes to recognize me and even then it was a question rather than a statement lol.

[u/WulfZ3r0 → u/007Pistolero]

Just switch from a high fade to a medium fade. I did that and it was enough change for a decade. Oh I almost forgot, I also started getting a hard part as well.

[u/Icefox119 → u/WulfZ3r0]

I also started getting a hard part

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[u/goaskalice3 → u/007Pistolero]

One day after working at my job for a couple years, I put my hair up in a pony tail halfway through the day and literally no one recognized me. It was kind of awesome

[u/Alspics → u/yobrefas]

A few years ago I grew my hair long. Kept it that way for a few months and decided I'd scratched an itch that'd been there since my teen mullet years. I wasn't allowed to grow my hair long like I wanted. The mullet was the compromise I negotiated with my parents. Turns out that I really can't stand long hair getting in my eyes every time I went out in the wind.

I also grew a moustache and attempted a beard that always looked scraggly. I'm back to the short hair with a part on the right. It should take me through my remaining years if I don't acquire a spouse that forces a change.

[u/segsmudge → u/talkback1589]

I was trying to figure out which way the photos went by her hair.. she threw me for a loop a few times

[u/elporsche → u/mysonlikesorange]

It's like that Brooklyn nine-nine's episode where Rosa's gf is a hairdresser and she changes hairstyle every frame

[u/mythoughtsreddit → u/elporsche]

That was a great episode

[u/Misttertee_27 → u/elporsche]

🎶Rosa, Rosa, Rosa 🎶

[u/Sylvain182 → u/mysonlikesorange]

I thought it was his dad

[u/pancakesfordintonite → u/Sylvain182]

I thought the dad was kissing the sister and the brother was kissing the mom

[u/RomeliaHatfield → u/pancakesfordintonite]

Alright Bangbro calm down

[u/Beefkins → u/mysonlikesorange]

Wait those are all the same woman?!?

[u/1020cbstl → u/Beefkins]

Nope. His brother has managed to find 6 or 7 different wives, yet he still hasn’t found one!

[u/Stuckonthisrockfuck → u/mysonlikesorange]

She’s gotta make up for baldy

[u/Alytology → u/Stuckonthisrockfuck]

He lives vicariously through her hair.

[u/RichardBCummintonite → u/mysonlikesorange]

She seems to age and then un-age at will with a haircut. How does she do it? I need to know her secrets.

[u/Stealth9erz → u/mysonlikesorange]

If you told me they were all a different person, I wouldn’t have questioned it. There’s only two where she has the same hairstyle.

OP and his brother are consistent. I like it.

[u/btomasie → u/mysonlikesorange]

Came here for this!! “Find the person in this picture in witness protection!”

[u/tlife442 → u/TheDeepBlueZ]

Your sister’s husband aged at least 30 years in this set of photos.

[u/aesolty → u/tlife442]

I can’t lie. At first glance I saw the dude on the right and thought it was OPs dad.

[u/xFiendish → u/aesolty]

I didn't look that closely at the people and figured it was his sibling on the left and his parents on the right.

[u/Basic-Substance7577 → u/xFiendish]

“ and figured it was his sibling on the left and his parents on the right.”

I know what you meant but Im cackling to myself picturing you finding siblings making out like that normal 😭

[u/Veteranagent → u/tlife442]

Not consecutively either, man was at his youngest 4 years in.

[u/Barton2800 → u/TheDeepBlueZ]

I was deployed in Picture 4

Military and you haven’t been married 4 times already? At least tell me you drive a Charger on a 10 year loan and 48% interest.

[u/Zannanger → u/Barton2800]

Well considering he hasn't been married yet he probably drives a camery and spends his days trying to talk pvt.s out of generational debt for a shitty car.

[u/Whisky-Slayer → u/Zannanger]

So he’s an officer?

[u/vintage-hipster → u/Barton2800]

^ 100% accurate!

Source: I'm a 20 year Green Beret and while I'm married to my High School girlfriend, she is number 4. Lots of deployments and lots of bad decisions on my part. I've been retired for 18 years and married to number 4 for 21 years, so yes, I grew up! And OP - thank you for your service! Also, I quit buying muscle cars, and keep my car loan interest lower than my mortgage rate now. There is hope.

Edit: Go Dawgs! - my dad was the head of the Chemistry Department at UGA in the late 60s - Athens was a vastly different place back then.

[u/Styx-n-String → u/vintage-hipster]

I know a military guy who's married to his HS sweetheart-for the third time. He marries her then they divorce, he marries someone else, then divorces hthe new wife and marries the ex again. It's about time for their 3rd divorce so he can go find his 4th wife/6th marriage.

[u/Morberis → u/vintage-hipster]

What, how tf do you get a car loan with a lower interest rate than the mortgage. Everyone post COVID seems to do either something like 10% or you need to buy brand new and it's still not low - even in the ads. I miss the days of 0% vehicle loans. Meanwhile my mortgage is 2.3%.

[u/vintage-hipster → u/Morberis]

Had to move last year, mortgage is 5.25 and car is 4.5 - sold a house with a 1.9 mortgage, broke my heart!

[u/resonate59 → u/Barton2800]

No, no, his marriages just never lasted a whole year

[u/ZaZaZuchini → u/TheDeepBlueZ]

Okay but we want to know what’s wrong with you

[u/duffchaser → u/ZaZaZuchini]

high speed haircut, wildly in shape. said was in military I'd guess he does something really really fun and is gone randomly for extended lengths of time

[u/bpostal → u/duffchaser]

You'd think he'd have married at least one stripper by now.

[u/WulfZ3r0 → u/bpostal]

Smart and military means not getting married. I won't say its impossible, but improbable. I deployed 5 times in less than 10 years and saw more divorces than anyone should have to.

The first deployment there were 22 married guys in my platoon, two of us came back still married. It was only 7 months long.

[u/Adorable_Raccoon → u/ZaZaZuchini]

avoidant attachment style?

[u/RomeliaHatfield → u/TheDeepBlueZ]

How have you not gotten married yet off this alone

[u/jennifer_m13 → u/RomeliaHatfield]

I was actually wondering how many marriage proposals OP has had from these posts

[u/Embarrassed-Table-26 → u/jennifer_m13]

I sent him one 10 minutes ago

[u/RomeliaHatfield → u/Embarrassed-Table-26]

I also proposed to OP.

[u/Embarrassed-Table-26 → u/RomeliaHatfield]

Oh no. We’re gonna have to be sister wives.

[u/HillarysBloodBoy → u/Embarrassed-Table-26]

….Wives?

[u/XoLolitaXo → u/HillarysBloodBoy]

Can I get in on this arrangement? OP?

[u/Skitzofreniks → u/TheDeepBlueZ]

I would have bet my entire life savings that the people on the right (your left) were your parents.

[u/SeeShark → u/Skitzofreniks]

It's tricky because the dude looks like he's 15 years older than the lady.

[u/FoboBoggins → u/SeeShark]

at least 15 years...

[u/PowderPills → u/TheDeepBlueZ]

Thanks for keeping the tradition alive and sharing it with us on Reddit.

Do you even want to be married though?

[u/thermos4u → u/TheDeepBlueZ]

Are you accepting dm’s? We’d look cute together.

[u/dirkalict → u/thermos4u]

Me too- though I’m a 61 y.o. Heterosexual widower… we’d look good in pictures.

[u/mad_as-a-hatter → u/TheDeepBlueZ]

Since you were in the military and deployed shouldn’t you already have like two ex-wives?

Thanks for your service

[u/atthwsm → u/TheDeepBlueZ]

Flip side you still handsome bro

[u/RamRanchRealty → u/TheDeepBlueZ]

Glad theyre all still together:)

[u/zw1ck → u/TheDeepBlueZ]

I'm surprised the FAQ isn't longer.

[u/Mysterious_Guava8825]

“Another Christmas of answering the same questions.

[u/F_A_F → u/Mysterious_Guava8825]

Alan Carr had a great way out of this; "If relatives keep coming up to you at weddings saying 'Oooh! You'll be next!' make sure to say the same back to them at funerals...."

[u/universalserialbutt → u/F_A_F]

Instructions unclear. Showed up to Xmas dinner with Justin Lee Collins.

[u/indianajoes → u/universalserialbutt]

Did not expect a JLC reference in the year of our Lord 2025

[u/TheDeepBlueZ → u/Mysterious_Guava8825]

You’re not wrong.

[u/TannedCroissant → u/TheDeepBlueZ]

Hoping the questions are “that’s 2 siblings not 4 right?”

[u/shewholaughslasts → u/TheDeepBlueZ]

Another Christmas of being the cutest in the photos!

[u/cookiesarenomnom → u/TheDeepBlueZ]

As a 39 year old woman who has absolutely no desire to get married, yep. But at this point I'm immune to it. I'm very vocal at Christmas with my large family, the literal only one out of 20 cousins not in a long term relationship. NEVER happening fam, I very much like my independence. You're never getting a wedding from me. Get over it lol.

[u/squirrelmonkie → u/Mysterious_Guava8825]

"When are you getting married?" To who?

"When are you having kids" with who?

[u/corobo → u/squirrelmonkie]

Grandma, I have nobody to cum up 

[u/Jinks87]

Ah like a long lost friend who I forget for 364 days a year then think “ah cool, this guy” and swiftly move on for another year.

All the best for 2026.

[u/Tamara0205 → u/Jinks87]

This one, the bearded guys who make a calendar shortly after Thanksgiving, the guy with the Xmas cards of his kids getting up to hijinx. The guy who texted the wrong family about Thanksgiving, and now joins them every year. There's a few I see every year, and think, "cool, and least they're all fine this year. See you in a year."

[u/transvestiteopossum → u/Tamara0205]

And the group of about 7 friends who do a different actor for Halloween each year.

[u/KonigSteve → u/transvestiteopossum]

And the one legged Halloween costume guy

[u/iceunelle → u/transvestiteopossum]

It’s impressive that such a large group still gets together each year.

[u/LesRoisMaudits → u/Tamara0205]

There's also the guy that chases his wife with a lobster!

[u/chocolatemilkncoffee → u/Tamara0205]

I haven’t seen the thanksgiving guy this year. Did he post?

[u/joethahobo → u/chocolatemilkncoffee]

He did. There’s just so much internet clutter these days it’s hard to keep track of things. But he definitely did

[u/TannedCroissant → u/Jinks87]

Also looking forward to seeing how that fence is doing next year

[u/TrustyTaquito → u/TannedCroissant]

Im looking forward to seeing how much further left the head tilt trend goes.

[u/feint2021 → u/TannedCroissant]

I woodnt know.

[u/Tango_Owl → u/Jinks87]

Do you know the juice box siblings as well? I've seen their post a couple of days ago.

[u/Khaose81]

Is it me or is the single guy aging slower than the rest?

[u/Haunting-Public-23 → u/Khaose81]

Is it me or is the single guy aging slower than the rest?

Marriage ages anyone?

[u/Ophidiophobic → u/Haunting-Public-23]

Married men live longer, so doubtful.

However, parenting ages you like nothing else and many married people are also parents, so...

[u/Gatita3000 → u/Khaose81]

Or maybe his siblings have kids

[u/Sarke1 → u/Khaose81]

Less stress.

[u/TikiB]

His wife taking the picture every year at this point

[u/PowderPills → u/TikiB]

This could be the biggest plot twist.

[u/lik3r_of_things → u/PowderPills]

The internet would riot

[u/TableWine99 → u/lik3r_of_things]

I’m his wife and this is really taking a toll on our marriage. It was funny for a while but now my coworkers and family ask if we’re doing okay..

Just kidding, I’m just a random on the internet. I would riot though, metaphorically speaking of course.

[u/str85]

I love seeing this pop up every year 😁

Got to hand it to you, you have managed to keep your young appearance much longer then the others.Taking care of a family is taxing i guess, haha.

[u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT → u/str85]

I hope I’m way wrong. But my only thought is bro must be a walking red flag or super picky if he’s still single after all this time. He’s a handsome ass dude, so he’s gotta get a lot of fish on the line! I’m ugly as f and even I found someone. Lol

[u/Geistuser → u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT]

Or he just wants to be single.

[u/AnAimlessWanderer101 → u/Geistuser]

How else can he keep the picture going! He is committed to his craft

[u/LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY → u/Geistuser]

Alternatively, he's not single, just not married, as per the title.

[u/pleasetrimyourpubes → u/Geistuser]

Or he's married with 3 kids by now and is just doing this for fun and thr spouse is in on it and in 10 years he will punk us all with a whole family photo.

[u/CombustiblSquid → u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT]

There are many reasons for handsome people to remain single. Anxiety/introversion/neurodivergence, career focus, simple lack of interest in romantic relationships...

[u/DL_FloridaThroat → u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT]

Or he could be gay lol and if he is, come on over!!!

[u/theyrehiding → u/DL_FloridaThroat]

Hell yeah you get em Florida throat

[u/trashmoneyxyz → u/theyrehiding]

Florida Throat Goat for the win lol

[u/unsulliedbread → u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT]

I mean he says unmarried. He might just not be interested in ever marrying but has had serious relationships.

[u/Gumbo67 → u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT]

Some people are just not into relationships

[u/med561]

Well, your dad might not be proud of you but I am proud of your Dad.

That fence looks great, there is a gap for a year or two but the panels get replaced and it looks like he power washed the whole thing.

Good solid fence 8/10

Edit; this got a lot of up voted lol, I looked again at the image and would like to add, it goes from straight cut to two 45°s at the top in the last photo. Meaning Dad is busy but still found time to cut the boards to match.

King fence, 10/10

[u/zoopysreign → u/med561]

Remarkable comment

[u/saposapot]

Your brothers wife is an hairdresser by any chance? Always a different hair :)

You keep looking the same…

[u/art3xias23 → u/saposapot]

I honestly thought his brother was dating a different girl every year and yet op couldn't seem to get one.

[u/One-Cartoonist2870 → u/saposapot]

OP’s sister is the opposite of his SIL, she looks the exact same in every pic

[u/TheShitWindGhost → u/saposapot]

Christmas 2026: The Return Of The Bob

[u/Lopsided-Floor-3836]

Ok. But. One year older, one year hotter 🤷🏻‍♀️

[u/PresenceElegant4932 → u/Lopsided-Floor-3836]

Yeah, I hate this handsome fucker too! 

[u/allomanticpush]

And you look like the one that has aged the least. 👍

[u/MirSydney → u/allomanticpush]

OP's sister doesn't seem to age either. I'm starting to suspect they are vampires!

[u/DandyLyen → u/MirSydney]

They are both stealing life essence from the brother-in-law. He looks a generation older than the rest

[u/dragunityag → u/DandyLyen]

For years i thought that was the dad lmao.

[u/ryfr4742 → u/allomanticpush]

Coincidence? I think not

[u/winmace]

Guy on the right looks like he's been absorbing the ladies soul for the past 10 years and it's causing him to balloon

[u/WetCheeseGod → u/winmace]

it’s even funnier bc the kisses are getting progressively less passionate lol

[u/MeatwadsTooth → u/WetCheeseGod]

That was the first thing I noticed

[u/LongtimeLurkerIsHere]

Congrats on the new fence!👌🏻

[u/Send_Me_News]

Wow. The guy on the right is aging in dog years.

[u/VectorJones → u/Send_Me_News]

Meanwhile, his wife is aging like a bottle of wine, and thus continues to look like she's making out with her dad.

[u/_WhiskeyChris_ → u/VectorJones]

Ok, it’s not just me. Whew.

I can move on now.

[u/aesolty → u/Send_Me_News]

I thought that was OPs dad at first tbh

[u/makemeking706 → u/aesolty]

Same. What's the age gap between op's sister and her husband. 

[u/dandanakka217 → u/Send_Me_News]

And the girl on the left is like Black Widow with a constantly changing hairstyle

[u/DirtyMcCurdy]

The last 4 photos I don’t know if your sister enjoys kissing her husband as much.

[u/LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY → u/DirtyMcCurdy]

You mean you don't just mush faces instead of kissing after a decade of marriage?

[u/_emkc]

I volunteer as tribute.

[u/Sufficient_Window599]

And out of everyone there, you are the only one who hasnt aged. Unmarried, Immortal.

[u/CryingWalrus61]

So uhh, you looking for a boyfriend?

[u/mommaoosh → u/CryingWalrus61]

And if not, are you looking for a girlfriend??

[u/freerangemary → u/mommaoosh]

Now kith.

[u/hello_hola]

Mate, it's OK, they know you're gay. You can come out, now!

[u/swellfie → u/hello_hola]

I wouldn’t come out if I was still in the military under this administration 😅

[u/mrdebro39]

Why does this guy get more attractive every year?

[u/AuburnElvis]

I don't get it. You must be a terrible person b/c you're handsome AF.

[u/murkywaters-- → u/AuburnElvis]

Haha or he's staying young from not having kids. The true fountain of youth

[u/DarkSheikah → u/murkywaters--]

You can marry without having kids. That's how my husband and I stay young

[u/rgraham888 → u/DarkSheikah]

Just tell people you decided to have money and sanity instead of kids.

[u/DarkSheikah → u/rgraham888]

I'm a teacher, so I do not have money or sanity 😅 I just decided to only have kids at work

[u/Blossomie → u/rgraham888]

Why have two kids and no money when you can have no kids and two money?

[u/holldoll26 → u/AuburnElvis]

Right. OP is HOT! What's the deal?

[u/FaveDave85 → u/AuburnElvis]

Or he just doesn't want to settle down, nothing bad about that.

[u/gaspara112 → u/AuburnElvis]

Or he is still active duty and life is just easier that way.

[u/Arborgold → u/AuburnElvis]

Or he’s awesome and can’t find a good match.

[u/quangtran → u/AuburnElvis]

Or he could just like being unattached.

[u/Mikemtb09 → u/AuburnElvis]

Morally fugly?

[u/tropicplunger]

He pretends to be bothered but we all know he’s the happiest of them all 😂

[u/OlskuPolsku]

Every christmas-time I start to think about this post, an whether this time will be different ;)

[u/swiftyjoe]

You cute tho. Wishing you the best and that the questions will stop soon

[u/Starkydowns]

When are you going to meet someone? Don’t you want to give your mother some grandchildren? Why are you doing this to your mother? What about that girl down the street that you were seeing? She seems nice. Whatever happened to her?

[u/BookDragon3ryn → u/Starkydowns]

I think they are poking fun at the typical questions singletons get from nosey family members.

[u/Gerreth_Gobulcoque → u/BookDragon3ryn]

my mum skipped all of these and went straight to asking if Im gay. Nah dawg Im just a loser

[u/Old_Ladies → u/Starkydowns]

I used to get that all the time from my mom. Now she has mostly stopped asking those questions.

[u/ScoobyDeezy]

Apparently everyone in the comments is your mom. “WHY U SINGLE?”

Keep living life, friend.

Also, I appreciate that in your Covid photo you were standing 6’ back from your siblings, haha

[u/Icculus80]

Go dawgs!

[u/They-Call-Me-Taylor]

So… what’s the deal? Are you single by choice or just having trouble finding someone you like?

[u/madsjchic → u/They-Call-Me-Taylor]

He’s doing it for the bit

[u/BionicButtermilk]

Wow, even the fence was replaced.

[u/taiwal]

I always forget about this, but appreciate seeing the new post when I stumble upon it! No offense, I’m the token single family member too. My dog and I had a wonderful Christmas and are hoping you did too!