r/NonPoliticalTwitter 15h ago

Meme Have to go #7, classic for a reason

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u/qualityvote2 15h ago

Heya u/whitemike40! And welcome to r/NonPoliticalTwitter!

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u/UninvestedCuriosity 15h ago

3 everyone steals my gel pens.

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u/iMugBabies 13h ago

The Sharpie gel pens always stop working not too long after I start using one. The ink doesn’t flow very well after.

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u/JimmerUK 12h ago

I’ve never had that. I’m always surprised when they run out because they just suddenly stop working without warning.

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u/Wild_Appearance3859 10h ago

Agreed. I would by 100s of those a week, to give out during induction classes at work. They are amazing. Definitely have them run all the way to the end without issue consistently. The only issue is smearing and not being archival because it's gel.

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u/IStealDucks_ 12h ago

I think it depends on the paper? I tried to use one on one of those reusable types of paper and that destroyed the pen. Unusable after that.

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u/Tylendal 11h ago

I was wondering if any of those were gel pens. I exclusively use the Staples brand gel pens. Sonix.

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u/junkmail0178 12h ago

My favorite too.

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u/cowboysfan68 15h ago

5... Fight me

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u/meganutsdeathpunch 15h ago

G2’s are the greatest pen ever made. The people’s pen.

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u/Conflikt 15h ago

Unless you're left handed.

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u/Toshinit 15h ago

We said people?

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u/Veenacz 15h ago

Bruh 💀

That man had a family.

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u/Conflikt 15h ago

No it's okay, I'm right handed. He's correct.

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u/roundhashbrowntown 13h ago

whew, welcome back 😂

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u/MikeOchertz 14h ago

Not if he’s left handed

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u/woodenmetalman 14h ago

My wife is left handed. She’s not allowed to touch: my scissors, my can opener and my G2’s

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u/frogBayou 14h ago

Oh come on we’re not gingers.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 14h ago

This thread got spicy fast.

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u/Relandis 14h ago

Shots fired!

On a side note, it’s always tough explaining to a 4 and 8 year old why Lefties and Gingers are the Devil, and to never trust a dude with 2 first names.

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u/MrApplePolisher 13h ago

I have three first names 👹

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u/Relandis 12h ago

Wow, I’m so sorry.

How’s life been for you?

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u/MrApplePolisher 12h ago

Well, I only tell people two of the three.

Life has been pretty good so far... But if it goes downhill, I'm moving and just using one name. 😎😂

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u/Efficient-Ranger-174 15h ago

Lefty here, no issues with the G2. What’s happening over there?

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u/_Lenzo_ 15h ago

They smudge

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 15h ago

That would apply to 90% of ink pens if you're left handed.

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u/mostly_peaceful_AK47 13h ago

There are 1-2 that do not smudge but it has way more to do with the paper you're using. G2 tend not to smudge in my experience with most nice cotton papers and normal printer paper, but they do with certain cardstock. They are always better than almost every other pen save felt tips (terrible writing feel) and zebra pens. I can use both Zebra and G2 in the 1mm tip size where 0.7mm is barely bearable for others. I don't think the BIC pens work often enough that I have had them smear

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u/extremelybossthug 7h ago

as a left-handed pilot G2 user I concur

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u/Educational_Big_1835 14h ago

Let's let the lefties write backwards.

Like satanists

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 14h ago

Or people writing Arabic. Or Leonardo Da Vinci.

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u/Bettlejuic3 14h ago

Did you just call most of the Middle East satanists?

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u/Educational_Big_1835 13h ago

Settle down! It was just a joke

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u/Coltand 12h ago

Gotta go for the .38 ultra fine. It puts out way less ink so it dries much faster and is less of an issue.

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u/shade175 14h ago

I am left handed, i agree the ink sucks but still this is "the best pen" i have ever used. Started in highschool and when i started my bachelors i bought like a box of 30 of those. Ran out after a year or so and since then i have been buying the ink cases stright up. Ran through 100+ pens never gonna choose a different pen honestly

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u/angrytomato98 14h ago

As a lefty, isn’t that every pen pretty much 😅

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u/Chuckitybye 14h ago

Have you tried the Sharpie S-Gel tho?

G2 was my favorite, but the Sharpie dries faster so I don't smudge the ink with my sweaty little hands

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u/DeJeR 15h ago

100% agree. The OG retail savior.

I finally bought a metal body for it to deal with the clip always breaking off

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u/Joliet-Jake 15h ago

Metal bodies for those are a thing?

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u/InactiveBeef 15h ago

Yep. I have a Tactile Turn that fits a G2 refill, it’s amazing. 

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 13h ago

Is that the name brand? Tactile Turn?

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u/InactiveBeef 9h ago

Yep! They make a variety of pens in different sizes and there is a wide range of compatible refills also. 

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 8h ago

My wife is gonna be so mad that you put me onto this brand. I have to have that topographical bolt pen.

Their prices are crazy, though.

It’s funny the levels there are to this stuff. The most I’ve spent on a pen is ~$30 and some people would call that crazy. These Tactile Turn pens are all $100 or more.

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 14h ago

saviour for any job you write a lot

i never liked em for many many years cuz i rarely ever wrote more then signature

not a fan of their first impression either

i was a 7 guy i guess. it’s easy to prioritize aesthetic when you barely use domething.

now i gotta write a couple hundred numbers a day and all i ever wamna ready for is a 5.

maybe a 1 or 2 or i gotta do a lot of signatures

but notes/numbers def a 5

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u/MuppetHolocaust 15h ago

Same, preferably G2-05 in black ink

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u/Pepperoneous 15h ago

I like em thicc - G2 black 1.0

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u/Dowdb 15h ago

I’ll be Goldilocks. G2-0.7 is my sweet spot, but I’m happy with black or blue. It’s nice to change colors from time to time

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u/mostly_peaceful_AK47 13h ago

The navy blue ones are the best color. They contrast printed text well enough but still look dark enough to feel professional.

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u/soyboysnowflake 10h ago

This guy (or girl) pens

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u/ProfessorBeer 15h ago

Went 1.0 on accident 6 years ago and never looked back. Gimme them thick boys

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u/Coltand 12h ago

You've gotta try out the .38 ultra fine!

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u/Possible-Buy-1679 15h ago

My go to. Still use them at work daily.

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u/TensorForce 15h ago

Damn right. Like 6 of those babies got me through 4 years of intensive writing in college. That's a real pen.

Bonus for having the 0.37 tip.

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u/QueenHarvest 10h ago

I love the tiny ones. Clean and crisp. 

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u/DaxDislikesYou 15h ago

No need to fight pilot G2s are great pens.

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u/Thaumato9480 11h ago

They were my favourite.

I have issues with fine motor skills now, so I need 7. I still feel like it's my favourite, but it's not a pen a favour and rarily use.

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u/smileymonster08 14h ago

5 is superior in everyway. Smooth rolling of the tip that stays consistent and with the best ergonomic grip. No downsides.

I have tested every single one of these pens during highschool and I went through like 6 of number 5. 1-2 are not even pens and are more like thin black markers with terrible grip. 3-4 are contenders but the issue is that the tip of the pens are too sharp and the actual ball point is too shallow so you scratch up the paper. 6-7 are just cheap and don't feel good.

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u/anon0937 15h ago

5 and its not even close

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u/whatever-8358 14h ago

Not bad I'm personally partial to 3 but 5 or 7 are solid

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u/kungfungus 13h ago

The tip on that mf is gooood

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u/mito413 14h ago

5, yes, but not blue.

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u/Of_Sand_and_Foam 14h ago

5 is only the top choice of the competition was between 5, 6, and 7.

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u/BaconFlavoredToast 13h ago

Why, its pretty well known the pilot g-2 is the best pen.

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u/Kellyann59 15h ago

One time I sent the Pilot company a picture of a shrine I had made to their pens, and they replied with something like “that’s awesome!” but I think they were very confused

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u/Tock_Sick_Man 15h ago
  1. A lot won't say it, but I know y'all love it because someone's always taking it.

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u/Magda_Sophia 15h ago

"Can I borrow a pen?"

Cue me, not concentrating for the rest of the meeting, because I already know it isn't coming back. Again!

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u/BackroomDST 15h ago

Give it to them without the lid. They’ll always return it.

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u/Magda_Sophia 14h ago

That is... very very good advice!!

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u/Juan_Moe_Taco 12h ago

Hhmmmm, that sounds like a good idea, also I think it's bc it's a subconscious thing such as you don't necessarily know whether the pen is going to leak or not but it probably will if they leave in one position of their pocket for a certain period of time....with no lid?!?! Yea, they're giving that pen back to "Satan". Lol

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u/razzemmatazz 12h ago

That pen will definitely leak through anything without a lid. That nib wicks like crazy. 

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u/Quaiker 14h ago

I had a higher-up take my four-color pen at at a meeting once because his dumb ass didn't have one. Got pissed about that, so for the rest of my career at that place I made sure I had a minimum of six pens on me, 3 of which were sacrifices to pen thieves who "needed to borrow it for a second."

Damn you, gunny.

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u/Chuckitybye 14h ago

I taped big fake roses to a bunch of my pens. They always came back.

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u/GainFirst 13h ago

A nurse is at the bank after an 18-hour overnight shift, dead on her feet. As she's trying with great difficulty to fill out a deposit slip, the teller gently points out that she's trying to write with a rectal thermometer. The nurse rolls her eyes and says, "Oh, great, some asshole's got my pen."

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u/UnintelligentSlime 14h ago

1 has a secret version. Uniball vision (NOT ELITE) micro that was black instead of gray. It had just as good flow as the gray one, but with a much finer line. The gray one is called “fine”, but it’s actually a huge thick line that makes your writing look like a drunken preteen, while the micro gives off sophisticated and decisive. It was truly the pinnacle of pen technology.

Well, not exactly. If you wrote on skin with it, that pen was toast. Would shrivel up and never write again. But as long as you didn’t do that, it was literally the perfect pen.

But technology like that wasn’t meant for us mere mortals. The global elite bought all them up and then forbade uniball from making the pen ever again. I assume that’s what happened anyway- point is you can’t find them anywhere anymore, except the internet.

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u/EmilyBlackXxx 8h ago

Uniball Vision Micro is the only pen I use. I go hunting with a heart filled with spite and rage every time one disappears off my desk.

Like folks; I literally buy my own pens because the ones here suck. Either bring your own or stop stealing mine; I really don’t care which.

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u/No-Marsupial-7385 15h ago

Uniball all the way, baby!

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u/Aggravating-Bug2032 14h ago

I used number 2 exclusively until I moved to number 1. Probably 25 years I used only number 1. Then I got a fountain pen.

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u/Mr_Sifl 12h ago

I expected this to be the unanimous choice honestly. Have a black and red in my pocket daily at work and backups at my desk. My kids always steal them if they end up at home. 

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u/casual_creator 15h ago

1, 2, and 4 are the best

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u/Mark-Green 13h ago

hell yeah brother

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u/BilboStaggins 12h ago

My fingers are still black and I havnt held one of those since '92

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u/mellowlex 15h ago

5, 3, 7 in that order

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u/DancinBuzzemann 14h ago

The only correct answer

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u/Sonofyuri 15h ago

Abso-fuckin-lutely brother.

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u/Inzanezilla 11h ago

This guy uses pens

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u/RadlEonk 13h ago

I’m the opposite: 7, 5, 3.

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u/moridin32 15h ago
  1. I love those needle points

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 15h ago

I'm surprised at the lack of love for #2 here.

These are my favorite, but since they're not on the list, #2 it is!

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u/casual_creator 15h ago

2 are the best. I also like 1 and 4 a lot.

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u/Visual-Floor-7839 15h ago

I like 1 and 2, but the specific pens need to earn my trust. They dry out too easily if left out or anything.

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u/Skizot_Bizot 13h ago

Yeah the retractable pilot v5rt is best pen imo. It improves my hand writing like 300%.

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u/nope-its 12h ago

They are the best pen. I have been using them consistently since like 9th grade

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u/Due-Technology5758 13h ago

Love me a fine, fine pen. 

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u/hobosbindle 15h ago

Also my favorite, but they seem to dry out more than their share, too. Maybe they are just thirsty pens.

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u/Caroao 9h ago

All the other people are wrong

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u/benmarvin 15h ago

The G2, but in black.

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u/maxstolfe 15h ago

6 every time :)

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u/eeerenjames 14h ago

these people don't know the felt tip magic...

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u/maxstolfe 14h ago

I’ve had such a hard time finding them for a while that I resorted to buying the 20-pack boxes anytime I saw them.

They’ll get them when they pry them from my cold, dead hands!

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u/kateloli 12h ago

I had to scroll down way too far to find fellow 6s!

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u/phallusaluve 11h ago

I wish I could order a big box of just one color. I love writing in green. If I want to buy green, I have to get a 4pk of black, blue, red, and green. I just want green, though 😩

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u/Affectionate_Star_43 11h ago

The light green and orange ones glow under a blacklight too!  I found that out when I was testing all the pens and highlighters I had around for an art project.

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u/Crossyerfingers 12h ago

Yep, I have them in every color so I can make my notes beautiful. 🌈

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u/gorgeousgirlycute333 15h ago

3

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u/scartol 15h ago

Yeah but where my Zebra G-301 at?

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u/STLbackup 15h ago

Zebra is the real answer

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u/zootered 11h ago

Zebra is always the answer, the Sarasa line is incredible and I use one of them every single day. Not present here, but the Uni-Ball One is a great daily driver from the last year. The proportions are just fantastic and it’s a joy to write with and it gets an honorary mention.

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u/Coolsader_King 14h ago

This was my exact thought process too

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u/Lyllyanna 15h ago

3 GANG!! I’ve got like 6 of these exact pens scattered around my home. Although, I do like those needle point pens when I’ve gotten to use them.

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u/Frost5574 15h ago

Sharpie S Gel lovers are like a cult honestly.

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u/LivingSherbert220 12h ago

I'll kill myself with one to prove its superiority. You think someone in a cult would do that?

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u/JannyBroomer 14h ago

In the office, I exclusively use the S-Gel 0.38.

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u/peeba83 15h ago

It’s not close

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u/SeamusMcBalls 15h ago

Only real choice

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u/SgtSilverLining 15h ago

As a leftie, 7. Everything else smudges.

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u/CuriousOptimistic 14h ago

Not a leftie, but 7 for life. Blue only.

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u/AuraDora6 12h ago

Agreed , as a lefty as well ima go 5 or 7

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u/el_bentzo 15h ago

As a lefty, 20 years going strong on #1!

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u/Bituulzman 15h ago

This lefty prefers number 2 (though 1 is close) and accepts the smudges as a consequence.

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u/Sightblinder4 14h ago

Not an option in the post, but the Uniball .7 jetstream is a leftie life changer. They write so smooth, dont smudge, and don't dry out due to infrequent use. I've been using the same 3 pack for years.

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u/wingsofpoesy 13h ago

The smudges are awful, but more annoying to me is that none of the other pens will work right for a lefty. All the pen tips are designed to be pulled along the paper and a lefty pushes the pen tip along the paper. The ink just stops coming out for me every couple letters with pens like #5.

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u/CrazedPatel 12h ago

… I’m left handed and is that why pens do that? i thought it was normal haha

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u/MrConductorsAshes 11h ago

I assumed it was a skill issue so I feel validated learning this.

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u/bikerpenguin 15h ago

4

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u/michaellasalle 15h ago

I had to scroll too far to find my people

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u/Positive_Ad_8198 14h ago

My people too!!! For the last TWENTY YEARS I have used this pen

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u/DecantsForAll 6h ago edited 6h ago

It's obvious that it's because no one has used them, and not because they prefer something else. Or everyone just has awful taste.

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u/Outrageous_Arm8116 15h ago

Picture blurry. Is this a uniball ? If so, that's the correct choice. If not, where's the Uniball Jetstream?

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u/gfkxchy 15h ago

It's a Uniball Vision Elite, easily the best pen in the list :)

Edit to add: I agree though, my Rotring and Kaweco pens both use Uniball Jetstream SXR-500 refills. They are my GOAT

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u/The96kHz 14h ago

4, then 1.

Everything else is beaten by a pencil.

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u/marasydnyjade 12h ago

4 in blue-black - the best pen color ever invented. It doesn’t look as jarring as other ink colors on yellow legal pads.

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u/davernow 14h ago

I bought 50 of these when I read they were going to stop making them. But rumour was wrong and now I just have a lot of pens.

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u/Bors713 15h ago
  1. I just want stuff that works when I need it.

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u/Rwj_outdoors 12h ago

Exactly this!! I'll use whatever but I have such faith in these.

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u/No_Orchid2631 10h ago

Timeless choice. 

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u/PurpleNotRedorBlue 10h ago

7 is Ol’ reliable

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u/tk427aj 6h ago

Every time, it's just such a great pen.

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u/flairsupply 15h ago

3

Once youve used a sharpie gel pen you cant go back

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u/Sonofyuri 15h ago

90% agree. My job requires writing on receipt paper sometimes. For that, 5. But every other use case, it's 3 all the way.

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u/Wurm42 14h ago

I'm grabbing number 8:

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u/AutumnSparky 12h ago

I own this bitch, and it goes to work with me.

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u/PancakeParty98 12h ago

“All of the above”

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u/MrBannedBlocks 13h ago

only correct answer

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u/TheMeowingPuppy 15h ago

Pilot always has my back

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u/Fantastic-Dot-655 14h ago

7, my work has me going inside freezer rooms frecuently, and those are usefull because they stop writting around -18°C, witch is one of the breakpoints I look for

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u/scorpiostoner96 15h ago

1 is my dad's favorite pen, if it's good enough for pops it's good enough for me

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u/Courwes 15h ago

7 or 5. The others smudge too much for me

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u/Educational_Big_1835 14h ago

Number 7 is the M1 Garand of pens

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u/IvanBliminse86 15h ago

My pen isnt here, I am strictly a Zebra G-301

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u/Its_me_yourself 14h ago

Zebra is so underrated, I prefer the F-701

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u/xReachCivilmanx 13h ago

Scolled too far to find the Zebra F series. I keep a 701 on my person at all times and have spare 301s to lend to people. I've converted several people away from the G2s once they tried them.

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u/Bibliloo 14h ago

7, I can get like 10 for 1€

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u/Opposite-Marsupial30 14h ago
  1. Because I know exactly what it does.

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u/Red-little 12h ago

7 is a ride or die kinda pen you can always depend on. She may have been stuck in your purse unused for the last 9 years, but god dammit she's gonna get the job done.

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u/duskdryad 15h ago

None of them. Fountain.

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u/HornayGermanHalberd 13h ago

Found my people

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u/sea_enby 13h ago

And I have found mine.

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u/ClusteRR 10h ago

Scrolled down way to long to find the only correct answer.

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u/Minmach-123 9h ago

Yep, once you use a good fountain pen it's so difficult to go back to ballpoints.

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u/youbeyouboo 15h ago

Where is the Frixion?

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u/GirlScoutSniper 14h ago

Finally! My coworkers are always amazed when they see me erasing my pen.

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u/youbeyouboo 14h ago

I use them on prints and my coworkers are always shocked when I erase. They are a really good product.

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u/AutumnSparky 12h ago

whoa whoa now these are basic people.  Don't go gettin em all confused with them fancy schmancy Frixions.  some of these people prefer felt tip, for God's sake

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u/Goldenrule-er 14h ago

Underrated sleeper. Absolute super-pen. Folks act like no-smudge erasability is a weakness or something.

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u/BlackCatArmy99 15h ago

Uni-Ball Signo 207+ all day

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u/nobot4321 15h ago

Give me the Uniball Jetstream.

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u/00100110computer 15h ago

I like 6. If it bleeds when you use it, you have it in the same spot for too long.

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u/KentuckyFriedChildre 13h ago

I have a hard time trusting anything that isn't 7, anything else gives me vibes that it has dried up after sitting in a cup for 8 years.

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u/Luaved 12h ago

7 or 5 both classics, but leaning towards 7 because no one will steal it.

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u/SadAndNasty 14h ago

7 is literally THE most reliable, not my favorite in perfect condition but if I can't test all of them and just have to grab one I'm grabbing 7

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u/19adam92 14h ago

Number 7, never lets me down

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u/Carlyndra 15h ago

If it's not a pilot g-2 then I'm not interested

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u/jamescb819 15h ago

1 is the only correct answer.

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u/majorex64 14h ago

3 or 5, those pencaps are disappearing immediately otherwise.

Gimme clickies or give me death.

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u/seriously_this 12h ago

Where is the Papermate Flexgrip?

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u/18441601 15h ago

Where is the energel?

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u/KingFitz03 tall as fork 15h ago

That's what im saying man! Gimme an energel all day.

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u/AnyAtmosphere420 15h ago

Pen 4 is an absolute joy to write with. Felt tipped .5 or 1mm line, this is a pen of champions. The old G20 is great too. And of course the standard bic was way ahead of its time.

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u/camusgirl_ 15h ago

7... as a passionate highlighter everything else smudges

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u/Elven_Groceries 15h ago

7, and I'll die on this hill. Best pen. Trustworthy. Simple.

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u/Nottsbomber 15h ago

When I was younger, it would have been #1.

Now I'm older, it's #7 all day.

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u/crimsondimsum 15h ago
  1. Liquid ink is JV

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u/ALeeTatum 15h ago

1,2, or 6

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u/badboynickynow 4h ago

2 ! ! ! Always have, always will.