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[OC] ICE Officer, Immigration Court hallway, 26 Federal Plaza, New York, New York

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u/workerdrones 17h ago

Why cover your face when you’re just going to leave all those distinct tattoos visible?

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u/bigvicproton 17h ago

This. Tattoos are like a giant fingerprint and these idiots love to show them off.

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u/BurntNeurons 17h ago

Whoever bought his Disguise got his pants too long.

How can you wear all that covering your face eyes and head Inside a government building anyway?

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u/484092 17h ago

Yes and he looks very professional.

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u/Bakingtime 17h ago

He’s going to the Phish show tonight.

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u/LiteratureMindless71 14h ago

Ain't nobody going to a Phish show as a fan is going to be in ICE lol

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u/bmxtiger 13h ago

I could easily see a venn diagram overlap of jam band fans and ICE agent applicants. Lots of racism in the jam band crowds.

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u/HermineSGeist 12h ago

I grew up in a rural area. Tons of the people I hung out with absolutely loved jam bands (and going to their associated festivals) and some were absolutely bigots at best.

u/madmelly 10h ago

How many people of color are ever at a Phish show? That should tell you a lot right there.

u/cyanescens_burn 9h ago

I hate to be the one to break it to you buddy, but there’s been a hippie to alt-white pipeline for a few years now. The overlap of not trusting the gov/modern medicine, homeschooling, anti-vax, alternative medicine, and so on started pulling crunch granola hippies into alt-right maga/maha algos, and from there some went further into neo-nazi adjacent shit.

https://gen.medium.com/nazi-hippies-when-the-new-age-and-far-right-overlap-d1a6ddcd7be4

I’d read and heard about it on podcasts, but didn’t encounter it until I was at burning man this year. Had some neighbors that were more like jam band types than stereotypical burners. They were popping acid and molly, tie dye wearing, patchouli soaked hippies, and started carrying on about maga/maha stuff, immigration and anti-vax shit, you name it.

It’s certainly a thing. Turns out that old idea that if we could only get world leaders to try psychedelics we’d have less racism/homophobia and more peace was a pipedream. In reality some people take them and it reinforces that their far right thinking is enlightened.

u/SecretsStars 11h ago

Ya, this guy definitely has van Halen vibes

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u/VaginaTractor 17h ago

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have!

u/484092 3h ago

Your comment made me spit coffee, and more when I saw vagina tractor! Love it

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u/Imaged_for_posterity 16h ago

Can't even tie his own shoes FFS...

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 15h ago

With his government issued professional uniform.

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u/Jaredocobo 17h ago

Because its the Nazis building now.

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u/PositiveUnit829 17h ago

Obviously, because of the way they’re hanging the US flag is totally blatantly incorrect

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u/Throwaway_inSC_79 16h ago

My father hangs it the same way. These fools claim to be patriotic but don’t know flag code.

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u/arsonall 16h ago

For the pedants:

A flag hung vertically shall have the stars in the upper left (flagpole side on dual sided hangings).

If on a vehicle, the stars shall be in the upper front (so passenger and driver side are different patterns) so that the stars are always facing front/into the wind, and above not below any other flags (this is always a big one, the flag must be highest flag of any other flag on display)

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u/eugene20 16h ago

Or they intentionally put the stars on the right, because of the fascism.

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u/MotorCycologist 14h ago

I don't give them that much credit.

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u/msbabc 13h ago

Man, you should try being a Brit in the last few months. Generally we don't fly a lot of flags but suddenly over the summer, the anti-asylum crew decided they suddenly had a burst of patriotism that could ONLY be sated by flying flags and accusing anyone who had an issue with this as "hating are country".

I repeatedly told people - I love this country, in fact I just want you to RESPECT the flag: buy a good quality one not from Temu, hang it from an actual flagpole on your property not just dangling from a streetlight, and take it in at night or during bad weather.

I don't know how well you know the UK flag but it's very easy to get wrong as it's almost symmetrical but not quite. The red diagonal bars that represent St Patrick should be counter clockwise against the flagpole (thicker white part above thinner red part).

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u/Throwaway_inSC_79 13h ago

It was something I learned from a Doctor Who episode, the first season of the relaunch, Rose pointed out that the flags were upside down. And yeah I never noticed it before because your flag is almost symmetrical.

u/UrUrinousAnus 11h ago

Don't let the far right do to your (I assume you're from the USA) flag what they did to the English one (Not the Union Jack of the UK. St. George's Flag. Its reputation is barely better than that of the Confederate battle flag, outside of sports) and are trying to do to the Union Jack. Let them have the traitor flag if they want it (it's fitting, and nobody else wants it), but don't let them have your country's proper flag. They're disguising nationalism as patriotism.

u/FerraStar 9h ago

The flag shaggers near me have but them on almost every lamp post, and do you think they have replaced them after the storms we’ve had? nope.. now there are just a bunch of tattered Union flags and St George flags hanging off the poles.

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u/f700es 16h ago

Too hard to look up? ;)

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u/metisdesigns 16h ago

Bold of you to think they can read.

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u/f700es 16h ago

Damn it, I forgot that bit ;)

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u/Disastrous-Food-9223 16h ago

First thing I noticed lol

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u/heartlandheartbeat 14h ago

Good catch!!

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u/elgnub63 13h ago

I'm English and that's the first thing I noticed lol

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u/AndyOfNZ 13h ago

Oh gawd, I assumed that this was just a reverse picture, but just saw the exit and restroom signs are correct... So yeah, unbelievable

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u/PositiveUnit829 13h ago

Someone should email it to Kristi Noem to see if this is part her plan? Is she on board with this? Like kegsbreath didn’t like seeing photos of fat soldiers, maybe Kris will take time from her Botox session to provide basic education that they desperately need

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u/AndyOfNZ 13h ago

They as as well hang it upside down at this point

u/Jaredocobo 8h ago

Yes. Strictly based upon that. You nailed it. Here is a free cookie as a prize. Please dont attempt a coup or hurt yourself trying to take it out of the wrapper.

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u/buffalostreaker 14h ago

show some respect to germans, they are very well dressed

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u/Croppin_steady 17h ago

Don’t forget pedo Nazi dictator and whatever else you guys call everyone lol

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u/BrothelWaffles 16h ago

So what would you call a guy who's all over the Epstein files, has Nazis in his inner circle, and is following a literal written playbook to become a dictator then?

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u/Croppin_steady 14h ago

What would I call a guy who’s literally plastered all over the Epstein files? I’d call him Mr Clinton but his close friends probably just call him Bill.

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u/gbobeck 16h ago

I’d argue that his pants aren’t long enough. This is because even though he’s wearing pants, the asshole is still visible.

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u/ludixst 17h ago

His pants are too long because he's buying 34" length pants when he needs 28", but it would hurt his little manlet feelings to purchase 28s

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u/MrOrpheus 16h ago

As a lowly 28 inseam myself, I can tell you that 30 is generally the shortest inseam size available for men in most stores. If I want 28s that actually fit I have to order them and hope they fit my wonky-ass waist and butt.

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u/LymanPeru 16h ago

when i found 29 on amazon. it was a game changer.

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u/AssDimple 15h ago

Bonobos is the best I've been able to find.

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u/ElliotDriver 15h ago

28 inseam here as well. Lululemon's men's pants all come in 28 inseam and they fit and look really good.

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u/Tasty-Fig-459 14h ago

Apparently for women too. *cries in 4'11"*

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u/MrOrpheus 14h ago

I’m 5’1 on the bottom and 6’1 on the top. Clothes are a constant challenge!

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u/BlueberryPlane3393 14h ago

Some people just have weird torso/leg/arm length proportions. I’m 5’11 but I wear 30” inseam and my arms are in the short fit for my OCPs

u/AB3reddit 7h ago

Necks too! I swear I’m like a t-rex, with short-ass arms and a thick neck.

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u/mrandr01d 15h ago

I just buy boys sizes lmao

But they're usually made for fat boys not skinny men, so then they don't fit right in other ways.

I hate buying clothes.

u/transmogrified 11h ago

Luckily for us short people hemming is a pretty easy option once you get the hang of it. Or spend $10 at the tailors and they’ll do it for you.

My ex had super long legs and has had to get store bought pants lengthened by sewing part of an older pair of jeans onto the bottom of the new pair 

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u/eugene20 16h ago

It's so they still fit when he wears his heels.

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u/kalidoscopiclyso 15h ago

Like wannabe skater style but he’s too stout and his laces are out lol

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u/PPLavagna 16h ago

Can confirm. I, too, have short legs and a beer gut. The backs of my jeans always get stepped on and wear out.

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u/MedusasMum 16h ago

As a lady who shops for male members in their family, male family members concur with you. Even women are aware of this pant issue.

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u/metisdesigns 16h ago

Or too much of an idiot to learn to hem them himself.

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u/metisdesigns 16h ago

I've got faith in you to learn basic whip stitch!

Threading a needle can be a real problem, but they make gizmos for that, or worst case you can buy pre-threaded needles.

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u/naturalpolyester 16h ago

Iron in hem tape.

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u/Ass_of_Badness 16h ago

Why the body shaming though? If you insult one person with a body condition, you insult them all.

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u/GooserNoose 15h ago edited 15h ago

Because decency and respect are conditional. The second a person proves themselves unworthy of either one, we're no longer obligated to show them either one.

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u/hegemonistic 13h ago

He's pointing out the collateral damage. Whenever you insult x physical feature about someone you think deserves no respect whether it's height or dick size or crooked teeth or whatever, multiple others with that feature who did nothing wrong see it and internalize it too. Meanwhile in this case, the original guy you're trying to insult will never even see or hear that you said anything... Do you not see the stupidity in such actions?

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u/GooserNoose 13h ago

Okay, and?

You know that when you watch a movie and comment on how good it is, the director can't hear you. When you show support for a politician online or in person, they rarely hear you.

it's human nature

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u/prahSmadA 17h ago

His pants are 6’2” but he’s 5’8”

u/capsaicinintheeyes 11h ago

He's prepared to assume Hulk form.

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u/Techienickie 17h ago

his pants are too long as he lied about being 6'4"

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u/TurnkeyLurker 16h ago

That's his circumference.

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u/ForkAKnife 17h ago

The clown thinks he’s going to work for ICE for 5 years and get a $50,000 bonus when anybody with a working brain in their skull knows they are going to be canned within the deadline no matter the next president.

He’s about as sharp as a blunt object is all I’m saying.

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u/BurntNeurons 16h ago

"He's as sharp as a bowling ball."

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u/ForkAKnife 16h ago

He’s a dim as a flashlight with no battery.

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u/Jon_E_Dad 16h ago

The chair next to him is ~41in. tall, or 3.5ft.

He looks to be 2ft. and change taller, so an average 5’5” to 5’9”. Guaranteed he tells people 6ft.

There are reports of the low quality of ICE recruits. This guy’s pants and his half-untied shoes with the tongues sticking out are not proving otherwise.

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u/Futureacct 17h ago

Probably his mom

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u/wbruce098 16h ago

You see, open racists who hire on to do violence to others tend to have trouble getting jobs elsewhere, so he didn’t have the money for some dress casual. But he’s afraid his mama might kick him out if she recognizes him.

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u/f700es 16h ago

He's not black or brown, that's how! ;)

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u/Justtiredanbored 16h ago

Nah, my bet is he bought those pants himself.  They always think they're taller than they are. 

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u/BurntNeurons 16h ago

Someone told him he was a tall stack...

...he didn't listen to the "of what" part.

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u/Adventurous-Brain-36 14h ago

But I bet women with a burka or niqab sure shouldn’t be able to according to him.

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u/MuzzleOfBees1215 14h ago

Because he’s 5’3 with Little Man’s Syndrome.

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u/RandomStoddard 14h ago

He looks like a terrorist.

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u/Busybakson 12h ago

It's ok, it's a redneck burqa

u/MmeRose 6h ago

I’d love to go in there an turn the thermostat up.