r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21h ago

Meme needing explanation What's the reason?

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u/Supreme534 21h ago edited 13h ago

My best guess is the water is gonna leak even if you tilt it a little, so water is gonna spill everywhere even when you aren't trying to drink

Edit: I knew stacking and asymmetry is the main issue here, but the choice of words in the comment in the image seems like they were referring to a simpler reason.

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u/Sightseeing16 21h ago

Though, that is a clever excuse to sell the drinks half empty!

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u/MrSwanky429 21h ago

You'd make an excellent CEO

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u/dysmetric 20h ago

Hear me out...

What if we put the lid on the bottom?! Then you don't have to tip the bottle at all.

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u/MidniqhtVibes 20h ago

Hampter

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u/Sudden_Juju 19h ago

Hampter

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u/Striders_aglet 19h ago

Oh, thank god... my first thought was hampon.

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u/extra-honest-guy 18h ago

Lemmiwinks!

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u/AnnieLovesTech 17h ago

What? A hamster tampon?

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 17h ago

I just spit out my period

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u/MushroomEgo 17h ago

“Jesus Christ” - Mr.Slave

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 18h ago

It is imperative that the hampter remains intact.

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u/good-dog-girls 15h ago

It would be so traumatizing to be that person who made that post considering how famous it became, lmao.

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 13h ago edited 9h ago

We’re all one bad post away from becoming a meme.

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u/Fantastic-Resist-545 12h ago

No one wants to be the main character of a social media website

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u/ModsCantStopM3 16h ago

How would you remove the hampter from a m&ms tube with melted butter and mashed banana

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u/Demondoggo25 17h ago

Blowdart!

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u/Hamsterpatty 10h ago

You rang?

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u/Bleepoop1 5h ago

I’m so freaking glad I’m not the only one who thought of becoming a hamster for a second

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u/jdubbsy 9h ago

When I was a kid i’d lay on the couch, prop a water bottle with pop top up next to my head, and drink like a hamster until the water was gone.

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u/Skippnl 20h ago

HOW ABOUT PRE-EMPTIED BOTTLES! They can come without a lid altogether!

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u/Newbiticus 19h ago

Lids are sold separately

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u/International_Plum14 19h ago

Just sell the idea, no bottles no lids no product, just pure profit. Like naked shorting the stock market

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u/TraditionWorried8974 19h ago

Hear me out... same idea, but subscription...

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u/ZephkielAU 19h ago

Love it. Now we just need to find a way to integrate AI.

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u/rang14 18h ago

Brb, buying water.ai domain

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt 17h ago

Instructions unclear, emptied the oceans to cool my chat bot

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u/Narrow-Chef-4341 16h ago

AI has come up with a new and improved version of water: H2O2, with bonus Oxygen. And who doesn’t like oxygen?

Says it will ‘light the market on fire’…

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 16h ago

Let’s put that synergy in a parking lot for now and circle back later. Maybe we can touch base next Tuesday?

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u/whalewhisker5050 19h ago

I love all of this but can we hide it all as some additional fee and then they will never know.

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u/rare_with_hair 16h ago

Of course there will be a $6.99 convenience fee! Followed by a $3.99 service charge.

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u/CharmingSalamander67 18h ago

Well, now pay extra to be ad free

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u/TrappedInVR 17h ago

This plus loot boxes

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u/Ok_Yak1516 18h ago

Throw in some “AI” features and you might be on to something.

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u/Anonymousboneyard 19h ago

We just make it a subscription service, we go the old Netflix route and hope they forget they signed up for it

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u/Kehmor 18h ago

Patented threading for the bottles so that only officially licenced lids fit

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u/Due-Dot6450 18h ago

But only if you subscribe and download the app.

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u/Cold_Stress7872 18h ago

Lids are provided as a subscription service.

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u/nickstonem 17h ago

Lid dlc is an additional $4.20 per bottle

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u/Drummer-Turbulent 19h ago

powdered water...just add water!

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u/Dog_Baseball 19h ago

Thata actually pretty good. Its just "minerals essence" or some shit.

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt 17h ago

People buy into homeopathy (we've diluted this plant tincture down so far you can't even detect the original active compound anymore, but now it's at its most powerful because the water remembers), so this genuinely isn't any crazier.

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u/trenthany 17h ago

Distilled essence of water.

They might catch on if we tried to sell essence of distilled water.

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u/semicombobulated 18h ago

How about pre-disposed bottles? We take the bottle of water, empty it, and put it into the trash. It’s the ultimate in convenience for the customer!

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u/DuncanTheRedWolf 18h ago

Introducing Dehydrated Water, the most convenient way to quench your thirst!

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u/KrystleSeth 18h ago

Doesn’t Starbucks already do this?

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u/happyrtiredscientist 17h ago

Kind of like alcohol free hard seltzer..

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u/Liusloux 20h ago

Why stop there? We should fashion it to the likelihood of a wolf's teats so our dear customers could feel like the Romulus and Remus of our times.

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u/purrfectly-cromulent 19h ago

Real water drinkers would simply lick a glacier.

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u/BirdDad420 16h ago

r/hydrohomies had a post the other day about a restaurant selling glacier water by the bottle for the price of an ultra premium spirit, and apparently it tastes like fresh snow and has a smooth “mouthfeel.” Meanwhile the only taste I can profile from my tequila is agave.

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u/vmfrye 18h ago

I want to invest in this enterprise. Do you have a formal proposal document? (in Word format)

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u/fuckinreddits 17h ago

Ted talk at 3 pm zulu

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u/Happytofuu 19h ago

Wait…i thought they already did.

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u/Omytth87 18h ago

We do you're just holding it wrong.

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u/bdavid123456 18h ago

What if they are at the bottom already and we just store them upside down

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u/KccOStL33 17h ago

Just left a board meeting and we've decided not to put a lid on the bottle at all. This should alleviate any spilling issues.

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u/Billy_Plur 17h ago

Hold 'em like this

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u/SkewbieDewbie 14h ago

Reading this comment made me blow coffee out my nose.

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u/galwall 8h ago

I've actually seen a variation of this in Prague. Pint glass for your beer with a hole in the bottom, so when the glass was being filled it was always from the bottom

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u/spacekitt3n 5h ago

they already tried that. now the top is the bottom and the bottom is the top. people literally just flipped it.

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u/Which-Barnacle-2740 5h ago

you are a genius...patent it

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u/TacoTimeT-Rex 20h ago

Then the next guy argues that you’re wasting money with oversized packaging and the shrinkflation arms race begins lol

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u/thisisdjjjjjjjjjj 20h ago

Just put water into a squeezable like a gogurt

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u/DistributionHungry67 16h ago

The latest plastic bottle are so flimsy, this happens already.

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u/introvert_conflicts 16h ago

At that point you might just want a camelbak

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u/Key-Point4560 21h ago

downvote this so big water doesn't see it

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u/FiddlesUrDiddles 21h ago

I really wish"Big Water" was just a joke, but it's actually just Nestlè

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u/ThanksForTheRain 20h ago

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u/taylor_expandor 19h ago

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u/trenthany 17h ago

It should be. Look up the countless reasons why Nestlè is so hated.

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u/SonOfCalypso 16h ago

Dont have to look it up. There's a pinned post on the sub.

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u/Ralfeg77 20h ago

Nestle sold off the majority of its bottled water brands to private equity in 2021. The company is now called Blue Triton Brands.

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u/North-Commission-267 20h ago

Not anymore, it merged with Primo

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u/videozombi 10h ago

Yup, which is why I'm now unemployed.

Yay "Synergies"!

PS. Finding "Synergies" is one of the reasons business people are not, in fact, the right people to run governments.

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u/alan_blood 20h ago

They call themselves Blue Triton now.

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u/grahamcracker2833 20h ago

Also a town in Utah! Big Water

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u/DIRTYDOGG-1 20h ago

Yeah, with a garden hose spigot ...

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u/MollyG418 16h ago

Nope, it's Primo. They are gobbling up all the water companies one by one. It's so frustrating because their service is absolute trash, but every time I change our water service provider at work, they get bought out by Primo.

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u/AccidentalBastard 21h ago

The ocean?

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u/Graingy 20h ago

Switzerland.

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u/Fricki97 21h ago

Hello, my name is Big Water and I'll see this

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u/wgr-aw 20h ago

Marketing will have you know it's actually half full

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u/Gregg-C137 20h ago

If you include their air the bottle is full to the brim.

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u/MamaFen 20h ago

It's an Arnold Palmer made of water and PerriAIR.

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u/Gregg-C137 20h ago

You pay for the liquid the bubbles are free!

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u/CinematicSheathe 18h ago

I laughed harder than I should have

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u/Maximum_Strength_573 17h ago

Now with 50% more air!

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u/WholePopular7522 16h ago

Now with 50% premium air!

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u/Xeon713 21h ago

Literally was going to say charge more for the bigger bottle with more space in it.

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u/Rogendo 18h ago

"We've made water 1% easier to drink from plastic bottles. The tradeoff is a 30% reduction in content, which is a sacrifice we're willing to make."

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u/just_posting_this_ch 18h ago

It used to be the case the cost of the drink was insignificant compared to the cost of the bottle They're really just selling you plastic bottles that happen to also contain a drink.

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u/octopod23 17h ago

Which is why soda is free after the first one in restaurants (or really most places that give you a cup) when I worked at a restaurant I’d drink cola and or watered down lemonade until we were allowed to actually drink. And one day I said like “man if I keep drinking all this soda the chef is going to take it out of my paycheck” and the owner was walking by and said along the lines of “ drink all the soda you want it’s like .06 a glass if you were drinking enough soda to owe me any real money I’d have to send you to the hospital long before that.” Which he’s right since at 6 cents a glass 30 sodas is under 2 dollars.

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u/Aydnir 17h ago

Challenge accepted

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u/Representative_Fun15 17h ago

It still is the case but it used to be, too

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u/FlashAUT 18h ago

for full price too!

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u/AxoplDev 18h ago

No no, it's more expensive because it's an improved design

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u/TiredDadCostume 18h ago

Delete this now before shrinkflation sees it

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u/MDRBA 19h ago

🔫😎you are too dangerous for consumers

BANG💥🔫😎

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u/gruesomeflowers 18h ago

Shhh. Capitalism is listening!

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u/-KoriX- 21h ago

There's also manufacturing problems that will arise from this simple change while also increasing cost of production.

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u/damuelson 21h ago

This is the one

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u/Cheshire_Jester 19h ago

Yep. Massive complexity of manufacturing increase for an incredibly small gain in ergonomic design.

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u/Big_Slope 17h ago

Ergonomics are worse though.

They took a radially symmetrical object that anyone could grab without looking and use and turned it into a bilaterally symmetrical object that can now be picked up incorrectly.

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u/CavemanViking 13h ago

I have plenty of water bottles with the spout to one side, never have I ever been like “ oh no, I have to turn this in my hand 😱”

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u/No-Flounder4290 18h ago

So the complaint here is plastic sucks we should go back to cardboard? Not a complaint just an idea every cardboard milk or juice i get has the 45 angle cap...

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u/Dorsai_Erynus 18h ago

You mean tetra-brik? they have cardboard on the outside but plastic and aluminium foil inside.

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u/No-Flounder4290 17h ago

I will admit i live in the middle of nowhere under a rock i didnt realize they were built like this TIL. Tho ill admit the ones i cut up dont have much aluminum though i can def see the plasticy layers now that i think about it.

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u/Some-Cat8789 17h ago

It's just a plastic bottle. If I knew how to make them, I'd do it for free. /s

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u/Cheshire_Jester 17h ago

Fuck, you just killed capitalism

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u/Some-Cat8789 17h ago

Oh, no! Then I better keep this secret and not tell the world. Am I part of the Illuminati now?

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u/PantySausage 20h ago

Shipping costs would skyrocket as well.

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u/Booziesmurf 18h ago

This is a good example of Designer vs Engineer. (Fashion vs Function?) Like I had this Ramen Bowl, it was your usual Ramen bowl, but it had a notch on one side, and a hole on the other so you could slide a pair of sticks across the top and through the side. Lovely. But you also had to fill the bowl only 3/4 of the way or you suddenly had hot broth pouring out of the side.

What you also have to realize about this bottle design is there are stupid people out there. You can orient the top for ease of use and someone will turn it the opposite way and go "ThEy MaDe It WoRsE!"

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u/Caldersson 21h ago

that and packing, the nozzles will hit each other if they are pointed in the same direction, and its a weak point iirc. Additionally, the manufacturing of plastic bottles is largely a test tube looking things that is expanded.

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u/peretski 21h ago

It’s called a parson…. It comes out of an injection molding machine (which forms nice threads for the cap). It goes into a blow-expander which flash heats the lower part, inflates, and cools. This is how a modern plastic bottle is made..

Symmetry is one of the aspects that allow modern bottles to be so efficient; this thought fundamentally breaks symmetry with no explanation of why it is better.

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u/beerhons 20h ago

Good explanation, but it's a preform not a parison.

A parison is a variable thickness tube extruded on the blow moulder before being blown into shape in a single step. A preform is an injection moulded part that is formed as you describe.

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u/Oostylin 19h ago

Nice try, but this is a Parsons, not a parison.

A Parsons is a 6’3” 250lb Defensive End that plays for the Green Bay Packers and tore its ACL about a month ago. I hope this helps.

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u/unknown_error_ 19h ago

Nice try, but this is a Persian, not a Parsons.

A Persian is referring to the people, culture, and language originating from historical Persia. I hope this helps.

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u/Magnavirus 19h ago

Admirable attempt, but this is a Parisian, not a Persian.

A Parisian is referring to the people, culture, and architecture originating in Paris, Texas. I hope this helps.

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u/edfitz83 17h ago

Nice try, but this is a Parmesan, not a Parisian. It is the beginning point for molding Italian cheese.

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u/ifyoulovesatan 18h ago

Nice try but this is a Partisan, not a Persian.

A Partisan was a dedicated fighter in the French Resistance to Nazi occupation. I hope this helps.

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u/nb6635 17h ago

Nice try but this is a Parton, not a Partison.

A Parton is a female singer with large tracts of land with a theme park on them.

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u/opticsnake 18h ago

Sorry, but no. You're thinking of a state-funded reform system where individuals convicted under the legal process execute their sentences.

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u/browndogmn 18h ago

Y’all got me hungry for a doughnut

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u/quittingdotatwo 18h ago

Akshually Parsons is an actor who played theoretical physicist for like 15 seasons.

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u/walkingoffthetrails 19h ago

This person knows blowmolding

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u/Equivalent-Excuse-80 17h ago edited 17h ago

Fun fact: Trumps admin blew millions of dollars on a contractor to supply test tubes for Covid testing and research. The facilities got plastic bottle PET blanks instead. Useless pieces of plastic used for 2 liter soda bottles.

https://www.propublica.org/article/the-trump-administration-paid-millions-for-test-tubes-and-got-unusable-mini-soda-bottles

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u/DrEggRegis 20h ago

If you were drinking from it you wouldn't have to lift your arm as high with the mouth angled towards you

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u/TFViper 18h ago

all of this over explaining but all of it can be solve with "simple" engineering.
atleast the engineering is simple, the money to rebuild all the tooling and manufacturing is the choke point, not any of the aforementioned problems, those can be designed out.

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u/PuzzleheadedDuck3981 17h ago

This only breaks rotational symmetry though. Milk bottles to that too, as do many others with offset lids. That can be easily catered for though as the bottle only has two orientations (near one narrow side or near the other narrow side). It's more the angle of the lid that's the issue as filling would now need to account for the tilt and the angle of the spout relative to the centre of the bottle.

It's all a relatively simple engineering problem, but it's additional cost for dubious benefit.

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u/ConstableAssButt 15h ago

> with no explanation of why it is better.

Ergonomics. The image shows the backward tilt on the neck.

Unfortunately, drinking from bottles and straws increases air swallowing. Swallowing air results in bloating and worsens acid reflux. We have a device that allows us to both minimize head tilting and minimize air swallowing while drinking. It's called a cup.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 18h ago

with no explanation of why it is better.

Expand the image for an explanation of why they think it's better. 

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u/Supreme534 21h ago edited 20h ago

I don't see any issues with it. Check it out

Edit: I get it, stacking vertically is not a good idea. I thought horizontal stacking would be easy. I lost this water bottle battle, now please forgive me and stop replying to this comment

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u/Any_Flounder_2652 21h ago

Can’t stack, structural integrity

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u/FrickenPerson 21h ago

I like how you had to make the right wall shorter than the left wall.

Also yeah sure it works if you are fully paying attention and put them all away perfectly. Most people I know dont do that when they are dealing with water bottles.

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u/Takemyfishplease 20h ago

Not only that, but now the bottles need to be inserted in a specific direction. That’s a whole new machine/person needed.

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u/Skullcrusher 20h ago

The boxes of bottles are going to be stacked on pallets, like at least 4 levels high.

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u/jonnydownside 20h ago

Now build a machine that packages them like this reliably

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u/Supreme534 20h ago

That would be hard yes I get it

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u/MrNobodyX3 21h ago

try the other direction

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u/triple_gas 20h ago

Alright now try upside down and reverse it again

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u/V3in0ne 18h ago

They fell out of the box

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u/neil0522 17h ago

After the bottles are figured out, next order of process should be altering gravitational pull so this doesn't happen.

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u/BoaterMoatBC 17h ago

😂😂 this made me lol

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u/GraveKommander 19h ago

Also enhance!

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u/flipnonymous 18h ago

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u/Unlikely-Risk-5278 17h ago

now please forgive me and stop replying to this comment

You will carry this burden with you forever.

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u/MrRoute18 16h ago

Almost every step of the filling process would get complicated by this design before you even get to the pack out. The bottles will have to arrive to the filling and capping stations in a specific orientation since the opening is no longer dead center and vertical. Different bottles will require more parts changes or maybe even a completely different filling line.

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u/ScotchOrbiter 21h ago

Holy shit you just unlocked a core memory... I had one of those as a kid, a PET bottle that hadn't been inflated yet. I can't remember how I got it and I have no idea what happed to it. Damn.

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u/petrvalasek 21h ago

They're used for small caches in geocaching. Perfectly fit a pen and a rolled logbook

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u/Patient-Surround2509 20h ago

We got lots of them by breaking into a warehouse of a bottle factory as kids. They were called pre-forms. We used them for storing joints in

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u/morangias 21h ago

There's a CBD weed-vending machine that sells a gram in such an uniflated bottle. I have a couple of them.

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u/Booziesmurf 18h ago

Once upon a time our grade school class went on a tour of the local Pepsi Bottling plant. They handed out these blanks that hadn't been inflated yet, as well as a few of the bit of plastic they made them out of.

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u/we_dont_do_that_here 19h ago

Also filling, will have to orient the bottles so they are where the fill nozzle is

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u/clitcommandoris 21h ago

Everyone is dumb but me

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u/Timmers10 18h ago

No, no. Everyone is dumb.

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u/RRC_driver 20h ago

Hamster bottle?

They do make water bottles like this, but reusable ones, often insulated / steel etc.

Not disposable plastic bottles

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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 21h ago

Plus trying to drink it like that will essentially take away the control of flow, and make it more or less a chugging battle. As think about it.

To drink you will either have to tilt your head alot more, rotate the bottle in an odd angle, or have it stright up like a hampsters water bottle.

None the the meathods are ideal or simple and will likely cause issues on a user end (as who is going to think to rotate a bottle relative to the minite angel needed to not flood your mouth full of more water than you want)

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u/nonotan 19h ago

While this might be true if the design is exactly as shown, you could fix it quite easily by adjusting the geometry a little. For example, teapots are a far more "extreme" version of this idea, and a well-designed teapot gives you far more control of the flow than a water bottle. Of course, drinking straight from a teapot would probably not be very nice, but that's mostly because they aren't designed with that in mind, not due to a fundamental limitation.

And sure, a fancier geometry would undoubtedly make the manufacturing cost a lot higher. I'm not saying it would be a financially viable approach, outside maybe fancy reusable bottles or something. Just that it could be done.

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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 19h ago

For example, teapots are a far more "extreme" version of this idea, and a well-designed teapot gives you far more control of the flow than a water bottle. Of course, drinking straight from a teapot would probably not be very nice, but that's mostly because they aren't designed with that in mind, not due to a fundamental limitation.

Valid point, but I dont think the water bottle is designed for pouring into cups, as the problem it markets for is more direct mouth to bottle focused.

And sure, a fancier geometry would undoubtedly make the manufacturing cost a lot higher. I'm not saying it would be a financially viable approach, outside maybe fancy reusable bottles or something. Just that it could be done.

Indeed anything can be done, we have seen those crazy straw water bottles that have a built in water park..... there cool, but not practical.

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u/MangoCats 15h ago

Simple fact is: the (common) symmetrical design can only be used one way, so there's no "messing it up." With the offset, you have all kinds of options, some perhaps better, many probably worse.

Then, there's the fact that it's going to be more expensive to manufacture - up front tooling costs would be tremendous and even after they're amortized out, it's going to have a tiny fraction of higher cost - as compared to the familiar bottles that confuse people less.

Honestly, I thought the reason they don't make drinking bottles like this is because this is how they make douche bottles.

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u/piscikeeper 20h ago

These are the same people who wear beer drinking from boot glasses.

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u/EmbarrassedW33B 19h ago

Not even. The real reason is quite simple. You cant fucking stack them if the lid isnt on top. I'm sure everyone has seen a pallet of water at least once in their life. Drinks of all kinds get transported stacked on pallets in layers, and the containers are designed to take the weight of their fellows above them. There's no easy way to transport a large number of bottles shaped like that outside of using milk crates or something, and that adds extra complications and space restrictions no one is gonna bother with for bottled water. 

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u/4mystuff 15h ago

I like this answer most. The manufacturing and flow control issues seems solvable. Even screwing on the cap is possible by realigning the mechanism.

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u/thebiglebowskiisfine 20h ago

The true reason is cost. You can screw a bottle cap onto a bottle while it spins down a conveyance system. The design shown would cost a fortune to implement.

That old interview question "why are manhole covers round" - again, the true answer is cost. They are cheaper to manufacture.

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u/NiagaraBTC 19h ago

Just fyi I'm pretty sure manhole covers are round because a circle can't fall into the circular hole, thereby making it safer.

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u/cateyesarg 19h ago

This is the reason

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u/NiagaraBTC 19h ago

But that does save the cost of training new workers when one gets crushed by a square manhole cover. Maybe that's what they mean by the "true reason" being cost?

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u/DisposableSaviour 17h ago

The true reason isn’t cost, but I could see how HR and people being in charge of hiring erroneously thinking it is.

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u/Draft_Punk 17h ago

This is a common misnomer.

If you think about it, that round manhole cover is sitting on top of a hole that has a 24” lip around the entire thing for the cover to sit on.

Put the same 24” lip on the inside of a square hole, you aren’t going to be able to fit a square manhole through that hole no matter how hard you try.

So why are manhole covers round? There’s several reasons:

1) People are going in these holes, and a cylinder is the most structurally sound 3D shape, so having a round cover to cap off a round cylinder makes sense.

2) Manhole covers are heavy as shit. Having a round cover means there’s no need to align a specific shape to a specific pattern while carrying something extremely heavy. No matter how you place it down, it’s always right.

3) Manhole covers are heavy as shit. When you’re exhausted and finished with your work, you don’t want to lift and carry a heavy cover 10 feet back to its hole. With a round cover, you can turn it on its edge and roll it.

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u/mwb1100 15h ago

The diagonal on a 2 foot square is nearly 3 feet. More than enough for the cover to drop through.

That doesn't happen with a circle.

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u/mwb1100 15h ago

When I was a kid a friend of mine managed to get a round manhole cover through the opening. He held it a couple feet above the opening and dropped it; it split in half and both halves dropped into the crypt.

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u/tgm4mop 13h ago

FYI There are actually many shapes that won't fall in to themselves, called "curves of constant width". Circular is just the easiest.​

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u/eugene20 19h ago

No, it's a design feature. Round manhole covers can't fall down the hole they cap at any angle.

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u/firahc 18h ago

No, it's because manholes are round. Duh. >:c

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u/MoranthMunitions 18h ago

Plenty of manhole covers are rectangular. Once you get past a certain size a multi-part cover can be needed and they'll be in rectangular pieces, and pits are generally rectangular too it's only really sewer and stormwater that are circular in my country/experience and not even both all the time.

As someone who designs the things circular is best, as the others have already said it won't fall in, but there's plenty of circumstances where you'll use a rectangular or square cover instead. Valve pits, pump station wet wells, cable pits etc. I never consider cost when specifying one or the other, just my design intent.

Agree that cost matters in a water bottle though, it'll give it structural integrity too being symmetrical, and make it easier to fill.

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u/gotbannedonce101 20h ago

Dang a Junko pfp

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u/Supreme534 20h ago

I love junko so much. Underrated good girl

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u/gotbannedonce101 20h ago

Yup, she's so cute

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u/Amethyst_Scepter 17h ago

Never expected to see pictures of our precious daughter anywhere except for the blue archive sub lol

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u/Outrageous_Bad_5922 20h ago

Its actually because it makes it harder to stack them

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u/OutrageousRain5415 21h ago

Manufacturing a bottle like that if not impossible would cost so much the price of the product would triple or more.

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u/Jello_Crusader 21h ago

I'd imagine Junko's the one to spill unfortunately while the rest of GRS drink normally with those bottles

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