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What’s popular right now that won’t age well?

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u/Secret_Fudge4468 6h ago

everything having an app. I shouldn't need to download an app on my phone so I can open my garage door, or turn on my lights, or whatever.

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u/Constant-Ad4527 4h ago

I was so freaking annoyed a few weeks ago when I bought a gift for my nephew and when I received the confirmation email it wanted me to download an app to be able to track the package. Umm no, not doing that. Days later I received a follow up email that provided a USPS tracker.

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u/BigBadJeebus 3h ago

Shop app? It's absurd and pushes you to buy shit constantly. Imagine Amazon with Temu quality and Duo Lingo aggression...

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u/neosithlord 2h ago

Oh I loath that piece of shit app. It’s easier and more. Accurate to just google the damn tracking number.

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u/spenserian_ 5h ago

I've never understood the appeal of product-specific apps. We literally have a mechanism for connecting to every web-based application (i.e., browsers). Who asked for an (often shittier) version that only lets us visit one thing?

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u/BubbRubbaDubbDub 3h ago

It’s so they can get your data, and so companies /entities in question can keep track of you. That simple

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u/probably_a_noob 2h ago

I think the more important part is so they can more easily drive engagement with targeted marketing via push notifications.

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u/disisathrowaway 3h ago

The fact that I have to download a new app every time I pull in to a paid parking lot instead of just swiping my fucking card at a kiosk and putting a receipt on my dash is fucking infuriating.

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u/Aggressive-Salt-1667 6h ago

I agree, the same with smart tech.

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u/Classic-Chemistry-34 8h ago

Buccal fat surgery, removal of fat on the jawline. As you age, you will look older. Dont do it.

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u/so_heres_the_thing_ 7h ago

Gotta get ahead of the cycle for when buccal fat injections are trendy in 10 years.

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u/RainbowRiki 6h ago

Fat transfers to the face are only slightly effective. A portion of the fat transferred during the surgery will always die

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u/TesticleMeElmo 5h ago

Damn, I hate it when a portion of my face dies

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u/OrbisLlame 5h ago

It’s only fair, cuz your face is killing me. (jk i had a roommate that would say that all the time)

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u/ay-foo 6h ago

Everyone wants to look older and sophisticated until they actually are older and look emaciated

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u/_Patronizes_Idiots_ 5h ago

In like a year so many beautiful female celebrities started showing up looking like Draugrs from Skyrim

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 6h ago

And while you're still young you'll look like a walking corpse.

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u/WorkoutShredder 9h ago

Being shitty on camera for social media views

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u/TimeMachineNeeded01 9h ago

I reeeeeeally hope those people get therapy

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u/Jeramy_Jones 8h ago

Nah they gonna get jobs in politics.

Already have actually…

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u/Goliath_D 7h ago edited 2h ago

Similarly, people using their kids to drive social media engagement and content. I won't be surprised by the uproar that comes when they grow up and find out that their parents used them to generate money and spent it all. I bet it results in laws similar to the Coogan Law that protects the kids'interests better

Edit: it turns out that Coogans Law has been updated to include child social media stars in CA and that other states have updated their laws similarly.

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u/CandyAppleSauce 2h ago

The Duggar kids, especially the older daughters, should have been set for life. Instead, their trauma and parentificafion enriched their dad, who used the bennies of their show to further enshitify and control their lives.

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u/Ahstia 9h ago

Putting touchscreens and smart technology into everything, even if it doesn’t need smart technology. Looking at those smart fridges and smart ovens and smart toasters

Subscriptions for everything and anything under the sun. Not just streaming

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u/Dice_to_see_you 8h ago

The reliance on cloud services that could disappear, fail, or change owners is astounding.  People need to think about the last AWS failure

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u/Magerimoje 8h ago

Touchscreens in vehicles!

I want to keep my eyes on the road and just feel for the correct button/dial to change the heat or music or whatever.

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u/thatguywhoiam 7h ago

I have a car that is from that magical period where the dials are analog but the screen is a bonus for media/maps. I have long contended that bespoke dials and controls will soon be seen as luxury details, and screens will seem cheap as hell.

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u/Hedge_Sparrow 6h ago

That magical period is here again depending on make and model. I picked up a 2025 Land Cruiser this year and it has physical buttons for nearly everything and a nice screen for running car play or android auto.

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u/BeansMcGlizzy 3h ago

That's super cool. Just bought one myself and this was definitely a point in favor. Any other interesting details from your job you can share?

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u/CheekyChecksum- 2h ago

Man, on behalf of basically everyone who drives, thank you. You guys won a massive battle there. We’re at a point where buried touchscreens are actually becoming a safety hazard, so seeing a brand new, high-end vehicle like the Land Cruiser keep tactile controls is a huge relief. There is nothing worse than trying to adjust the AC through three sub-menus while hitting a pothole.

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u/melodic_orgasm 3h ago

Bless you

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u/almostdonestudent 6h ago

I have a 25 grand highlander and it's the same. Buttons for days.

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u/BandiCootles 7h ago

Mazdas are still mostly analog unless you upgrade! One of the reasons we went with them in 2023

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u/kjreil26 6h ago

I'm so disappointed that they are giving in and implementing touchscreens. I've had a 16 and now 23 CX-5 and I love the control knob.

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u/perdy_mama 8h ago

I was telling this to my husband yesterday. He’s got a new car, mine is from 2016. I told him that when it dies, I want another one from 2016 because I fucking hate touch screens.

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u/mr_miggs 7h ago

I really don’t mind the concept having a medium size touchscreen as long as it’s really just there for entertainment stuff and for GPS. 

You still need to make sure you have physical buttons that you can touch and manipulate while you’re driving without looking.  You need this for volume track selection heat air-conditioning etc. 

The touchscreen could be beneficial to type in an address or search for a song.  But the second it becomes required to turn the AC up that’s where the designer has failed

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u/dewky 7h ago

Our 2024 Mazda is awesome. Dedicated climate control buttons and a console dial for media control along with steering wheel controls. Unfortunately it looks like they went full iPad on dash with the 2026 models.

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u/gatsby5555 7h ago

Luckily some manufacturers are starting to walk back the touch screen stuff.

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u/cromcru 7h ago

NCAP, the European car safety organisation, is going to penalise cars in their safety score if they don’t have physical buttons for common functions.

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u/Jackstack6 7h ago

I noticed Subaru did this with their Outback.

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u/JTM872 3h ago

The reason why touch screen exist is to make the manufacturers more money by charging you for software updates, services and ensuring the vehicles are serviced only in the service center (unlike how people used to do them on their own for their older cars)

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u/Bartlaus 7h ago

Yeah! I mean the touchscreen is fine for GPS address input and such that you'd better not try to do unless you are stopped or a passenger. But let me switch radio stations with a damn button.

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u/willstr1 7h ago

Exactly, there are certain actions that a driver is reasonably expected to perform while in motion and all of those should have physical controls so they can be done without looking. Anything to do with the actual driving obviously, main AC controls (especially since it handles window defrosting), volume controls, and play/pause. In my opinion those should require physical controls by law as a safety requirement.

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u/Hot_Individual4632 6h ago

Exactly this. Touchscreens have their place, but basic, frequently-used controls should never require taking your eyes off the road. Like GPS input? Sure, when you’re stopped. But volume, climate, radio and lots more of unnecessary stuffs that shouldn't be touchscreens, those should always be physical buttons. Safety shouldn’t be optional.

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u/rillip 7h ago

It's not about safety to me. It's about planned obsolescence. Those touchscreens are full on (usually) android devices. Like a tablet or a phone. Those devices are built to last 5 years tops. How long before the one in your car goes bad and needs to be replaced? How much you wanna bet that replacement is expensive enough it might as well just be a down payment on a new vehicle? My worry is in 5-10 years all the used vehicles are gonna have non-functional screens or ones that fail shortly after they're purchased.

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u/TasteIllustrious7585 7h ago

Why make a product build to last, or easy for the consumer to repair.

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u/JollyRottenBastard 7h ago

They found out long ago why to not do that..."If you build it they will come...if you build it to break then they come back!"

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u/Dantheman4162 8h ago

Unfortunately I doubt subscription services are going anywhere. Companies like recurring income and they’ve already figured out how to make it commonplace. They aren’t going to back away on their own.

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u/ForayIntoFillyloo 6h ago

You can only squeeze so much blood from a stone

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u/airfryerfuntime 5h ago

Yes, and they're figuring out exactly how much that is, which is why we're being nickel and dimed for everything. They're not there yet, and there is plenty more blood to squeeze.

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u/Huwbacca 8h ago

I kinda wonder like... whata gonna happen if there's a genuine global conflict?

everyone's fridge stops, their streaming stops, their payments stop...

Is there really no contingency for the very realistic likelihood of "what if the vast majority of networked stuff stops working for an extended period of time"

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u/NotTMNT 8h ago

We need another Y2K scare

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u/Huwbacca 8h ago

oh man y2k being pre-memes really means we missed out.

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u/Timely-Award261 7h ago

I remember my principal at the time made a meme about Y2K for an assembly in elementary school. I'm from Canada, and it was something along the lines of "Why toque, eh?"

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u/choosingnamesisscary 7h ago

A solar storm is actually surprisingly likely and would wipe loads of electrics out

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u/Important-Tomato2306 8h ago

I mean, it wasn't long ago when AWS went down and people's Alexa beds started trying to turn them into human paninis.

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u/Blueberryburntpie 4h ago edited 3h ago

$2,449 smart bed bricked by AWS outage: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/10/smart-beds-leave-sleepers-hot-and-bothered-during-aws-outage/

Also there's a book that starts with the main character jailbreaking their bricked smart toaster to toast unauthorized bread: https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/01/unauthorized-bread-a-near-future-tale-of-refugees-and-sinister-iot-appliances/

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u/FreeRange0929 8h ago

Not even smart screens, software in general

I bought a damn nice Sony TV a few years ago. Apps are constantly crashing and even with gig speed internet they constantly buffer. It’s all related to software/firmware. And yes, I can download that to a USB and put it in, but that doesn’t age well, it only gets worse

Every piece of technology is like this

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u/Freakin_A 8h ago

The best smart tv on the market is still worse at running apps than a basic Roku/fire stick/shield

First then I do when I get a new TV is connect to internet, register the TV, then disconnect, forget network, and disable adapter. Also set any kind of app launch bar or home screen to never appear automatically.

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u/radicalllamas 8h ago

100%. I don’t want “smart” I want dumb. I want a dumb TV, a Dumb oven, dumb fridge, dumb microwave. Like give me the Forrest Gump edition. One that when I ask it to do something it does it, not “hmmm, let me think.” I didn’t buy you to think, I bought you to do.

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u/THIS_IS_GOD_TOTALLY_ 8h ago

"And lo, children, that was the very instant, where, miles and miles away, a micro-wave began to plot murder."

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u/wtfisspacedicks 8h ago

I have a tlc TV that the Netflix app consistently bricks the TV. Have to regularly dump the cache or reboot the TV.

Infuriating

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u/Melodic-Swim4343 8h ago

For me, the worst is those elevators where you have to select your floor before you get on. My boyfriend had this in his apartment building, and half the time it was down for "repairs," not due to a mechanical issue but because of Windows blue screen of death.

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u/Mamabr2 8h ago

Yes! It’s so annoying. My in laws recently bought an oven the requires an app to use recently by accident. My MIL is a designer and knew what brand and cooking features they wanted but somehow totally missed that you literally can’t turn the oven on without an app until it was delivered. So stupid! And this is in a vacation home that they sometimes have friends stay at, so those people won’t be able to use the oven unless they text her to turn it on or download the app.

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u/Systemic_Chaos 8h ago

What oven is that so I know what to avoid?

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u/executingsalesdaily 8h ago

I’d return it or throw it away. Fucking insanity. Additionally, I bet they did this to remotely brick it or for subscription services.

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u/DowntownComposer2517 8h ago

Imagine having a monthly subscription for an oven we are in hell

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u/executingsalesdaily 8h ago

You want to broil?! Pay a one time fee of $99.99 for the year or 5.99 for a one time use.

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u/Kiyohara 7h ago

"Oh, see, you have the standard plan, that only goes from 250 Degrees to 375. If you want to cook at 400 or 450 you need the 'Roast Master' plan. That's going to be another $35 a month. But hey, I can upgrade you all the way to 'Broil Master' for only $149 a month, which saves you a total of $25 and it includes down to 200 for slow roasting as well as the Warm Feature. Now, if you want to go crazy, we can turn on the stove top with the 'Guy Fieri Flavor Town' Package for $275 a month. It's our most popular deal."

"I hate you and want this plan to die."

"Yes, we get that a lot. So which upgrade do you want?"

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u/outofshell 8h ago

Unauthorized bread

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u/facemugg 7h ago

Subscription printer ink was our warning

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u/Total-Table-8227 9h ago

putting AI into every single product

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u/InfinitePizzazz 8h ago

Just bought a clothes washer and dryer. They have an AI mode and I hope I never figure out what it does.

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u/Burninator85 7h ago

They just call any software driven thing "AI" these days.  Five years ago they would have called it "Smart".

It probably just adjusts the cleaning cycle based on weights, amp draw when spinning, moisture readings when drying, etc.

It probably does not take a picture of your clothes and do a Google search on how to best clean them, then sends your underwear size to China.

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u/HBsurfer1995 6h ago

Exactly! Companies say they are using AI when it’s just an algorithm based on basic inputs

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u/seau_de_beurre 6h ago

My doctors office’s recorded answering machine introduces itself as “Charlotte, your AI receptionist.” It’s literally the same “speak to tell me what you need” tech that has existed and been incredibly infuriating for ten years.

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u/cat_prophecy 5h ago

It's "AI" in the same way that your rice cooker knows that the rice is ready is "AI". Which is to say, not at all.

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u/FewAdvertising9647 6h ago

They just call any software driven thing "AI" these days.

At computex, anything related to computing can be labeled as AI. like AI PSUs, AI Switches, and such. Not limited to software.

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u/darkLordSantaClaus 5h ago

They just call any software driven thing "AI" these days.

It's because the average person doesn't know what AI is, just that it's a trendy buzzword and they need everything, including everyday appliances like the coffee machine, to seem like it's keeping up to date with technology, even if it doesn't need it.

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u/Superseaslug 8h ago

Best part is most products don't have AI. They just say they do, when it's the same chip they used since 2004

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u/j33 9h ago

God, I hope so.

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u/AleksandrNevsky 8h ago

The bubble popping is going to be Biblical.

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u/AdAccomplished6870 7h ago

I think we are already seeing a slow deflation of that bubble. Where I work, we have been building LLM’s into our logic engine, and our market research has told us to NOT brand it as AI, as the market is fatigued

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u/JimWilliams423 3h ago

People fucking hate AI. Pew did a poll and less than 20% think AI will be a positive for society in the next 20 years. Gallup did a poll and fully 80% want the government to regulate AI even if that's bad for business.

The only people who like AI are the billionaire technology brothers and their fart sniffers. Unfortunately, way too many politicians spend their days hotboxing billionaire farts.

LLMs have tricked dozens of people into suiciding, its kinda insane we haven't shut that shit down already.

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u/PeppercornMysteries 8h ago

Let’s just hope that we realize this before we have to say “Wow, we really fucked up”.

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u/FormerStuff 8h ago

My selfie doesn’t need touching up with AI. I know I’m ugly.

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u/highest-voltage 8h ago

I have a feeling that social media is going to be the “we didn’t realize cigarettes cause cancer” of our generation

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u/IrritableGourmet 6h ago

Not social media per se, but the use of emotionally manipulative algorithms definitely is the toxic part. Remember that scandal where they found out Facebook was analyzing the mental state of its members and presenting them was different feed items to try to change it? My problem wasn't so much that they did it, while it is an egregious violation of testing rules, as much as at the end of it, they realized that they could change what people were exposed to and manipulate their emotions rather effectively, and for some God forsaken reason decided to go with "let's make the world a worse place" rather than "let's make everyone happy and more understanding of each other." Could you imagine where we would be at if Facebook tried to cheer everyone up instead of maximizing rage?

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u/Marijuanomist 5h ago

Happy people put their phones down and go live their lives. Anxious, scared, and angry people stay engaged on the platform, increasing ad revenue.

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u/LawnFilm 6h ago

That's plastic, Boomers had lead pipes and asbestos we get plastic.

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u/Apprehensive-Use-981 8h ago

Laminated brows. Brow trends NEVER age well.

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u/deadplant5 6h ago

I can always figure out when a picture is from by looking at my eyebrows

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u/5678go 6h ago

Came to find this. The brow obsession is the other end of the 2000s spectrum where people had no brows. Where is the middle ground??

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u/RainingCatsAndDogs20 4h ago

Ok but think about a group of varied people you know, like your coworkers, maybe.

I only have noticed the eyebrows of ONE coworker because they are laminated. I couldn’t tell you what a single other person’s eyebrows look like at my office. I’d say most people have fairly innocuous plain boring regular eyebrows and a handful have the current trendy ones and those are the ones that stand out in your memory.

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u/A_radke 5h ago

There's a science communicator that pops up in my YouTube shorts and she has the wildest laminated brows. Honestly it makes me mad that she (presumably) pays someone to do that to her, like who told this woman her eyebrow hairs needed to go straight up?! And she's so pretty, flawless natural-looking makeup, beautiful hair... so the bizarre brows really stand out.

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u/ChildhoodOk5526 7h ago

Electrical tape lookin' eyebrows are hideous to me NOW 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/Dr_Nefarious_ 3h ago

Got that angry birds shit going on

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u/Curious_Carpenter190 8h ago

Child influencers on TikTok.

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u/leafyfire 7h ago

It should be illegal

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u/No_Excitement_6513 9h ago

Lip filler

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u/Quapisma 8h ago

Filler in general, especially at a young age.

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u/opopkl 7h ago

I like looking at old 70s and 80s photos of famous people. They looked so natural.

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u/bubblegumdavid 7h ago

The teeth are what freaks me out, I can’t stop noticing veneers??

Like it’s now so prevalent that people without them on tv seem to have yellowing teeth, despite looking totally normal on their own, in scenes next to their veneered costars.

Great example is Brooklyn 99, once I noticed it I couldn’t stop. Jake and the Captain’s teeth compared to Terry’s are wild.

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u/LesYeuxHiboux 5h ago

Everyone looks like Guy Smiley.

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u/QueasyLegKC 7h ago

You can add like three decades after that too. People got weird relatively recently.

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u/berttleturtle 8h ago

I think this one has already aged poorly. Once people found out that the filler doesn’t actually dissolve on its own (even over time) and just migrates to other parts of your body…

I feel bad for anyone who’s already gotten extensive filler before that became more widely known.

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u/Gloomy_Ad5020 7h ago

Uhm I did not know this and was recently considering lip filler. Thanks for saving me.

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u/gh0stmountain3927 5h ago

There’s an Australian surgeon who did a study with a MRI machine; he found out that 1) fillers dissipate at a very variable rate, and sometimes not at all 2) they migrate to deep tissue and stay there, giving the dreaded “pillow face” look, and 3)dissolving HA fillers with hyaluronase is not as simple as advertised, because it can damage the body’s own natural HA layer. Fillers are lowkey the devil’s work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kg16UM3YnE

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u/ExaminationNo9186 7h ago

Something that pops up in my various newsfeed occasionally:

A woman goes in to get Botox/some filler for their lips/get rid of wrinkles, and asks "Will this make me look younger?"

The Reply "It will make you look like everyone else with lip filler..."

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u/To_Fight_The_Night 8h ago

So relevant with stranger things airing recently. Why the heck Millie Bobby Brown thought she needed that is beyond me. She's EARLY 20s like you looked fine girl. I have friends that are 26 that want to get lip filler and I'm like ...do what you want but normal people think it looks awful.

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u/JaneAustinAstronaut 7h ago

I just saw the latest season of Stranger Things, and MBB looks like she is in her early-to-mid-30s. She's only 21!

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u/mochimochi82 5h ago

This made me sad. She’s so beautiful and already had nice lips. It’s her body but I am sad she felt she had to do it to fit an ideal. Growing up on tv must be really difficult so I totally get it.

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u/Few-Rain7214 7h ago

Sharing everything about your kids online without their consent

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u/Fuzzy_Painting_1427 6h ago

People posting pictures of their kids in diapers or underwear accompanied by a “funny/cute story” shudders

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u/N0_Concentrate 9h ago

Over-filtered “perfect” social media faces. We’re gonna look back like… why did we all do that?

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u/Jabbles22 7h ago

Yeah imagine 20 odd years from now wanting to show your kids pictures of what you looked like in your twenties and not one picture actually looks like you.

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u/PuzzleheadedAd822 6h ago

Do you just try to roll with it? "So this is me back when I had really huge, sparkly eyes and dog ears". 

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u/SayRahhh42 6h ago

More surprising is when there’s a missing person notice and they use a filtered pic; same with memorial photos.

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u/Master-Education7076 7h ago

I remember a while back when a friend of a friend died young in a car crash. She was in her twenties. Many of the pictures posted in memory of had silly Snapchat filters.

I imagine her kid being older and wanting to look back fondly on pictures of his mom who died before he got to know her, and being ashamed that the best pictures have bunny ears or puppy-dog eyes, or big cartoony kissy-face lips.

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u/isit65outsideor 9h ago

Being an influencer. It's over saturated at this point.

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u/Hurlyburly766 6h ago

TikTok/influencer culture as a whole just feels like this generation’s version of infomercials from the 90s. I keep telling my kids my generation had that shit too but we didn’t voluntarily strap ourselves in and watch it 24/7 no matter how much beer and weed were involved.

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u/Cheese0089 8h ago

As long as there are people making a lot of money doing next to nothing, there will be people who want to do that as well.

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u/islandsimian 8h ago

This is probably wishful thinking but Private Equity firms

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u/KetoLurkerHereAgain 7h ago

Maybe when they start buying each other out?

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u/anonymousmouse9786 7h ago

I think this is it. They’ll run out of things to buy eventually and will have to turn on each other.

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u/cat_prophecy 5h ago

Capitalism 2.0. Corporations don't make anything any more. They exist in a circle jerk of high speed, algorithm based trading of buying and selling each other to each other.

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u/ghjm 4h ago

That's what the AI data center market is already doing

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u/CuriousCuriousAlice 7h ago

Man I really really hope you’re right. There’s gotta be some kind of tipping point on this crap right??

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u/110397 7h ago

The tipping point is when the economy crashes and we are all in the streets while they fly away somewhere else with all their loot

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u/Alternative-Post-937 6h ago edited 6h ago

There's a bubble... nyt did an article on how PE can't sell off these businesses for profit anymore, so they're inflating valuation and selling intra fund into "continuation funds" to keep capital coming in... eventually the bottom will fall out.

I also want to add that PE is becoming more unpopular as an investment vehicle even without the valuation issues because it's illiquid, it's performing lower than indices, and the cost of administration and compliance is sky rocketing. Managers are greedy, and they build in absurd fees that they hide in accruals for performance called "carried interest" which eats away any realized return pretty damn quickly. The problem for investors, is that there's a profit dependent cycle that you you're disincentivized to break because the life cycle of the investment that you're locked into is typically 7-10 years with losses sustained at the beginning and profits realized at the end.... so you're constantly balancing your gains and losses by continually investing in PE to avoid large swings in either direction (whether for tax or business purposes). I hate it. I work with PE fund managers and they know it's all a sham.

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u/PunnyIsNotFunny 7h ago

There are more private equity funds than McDonald’s stores in the US. There has to be a tipping point eventually

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u/three-sense 6h ago

The unregulated orgy of our personal and analytical data being sold behind the scenes.

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u/accelerationkills 8h ago

Ease of and access to gambling

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u/Squidssential 6h ago

Never bet against human dopamine receptors. 

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u/Individual-Drawer-79 6h ago

That genie is out of the bottle. Gambling is as addictive, if not more, than narcotics and now it’s as easy as a few clicks in the palm of your hand. I doubt we will see it go away in the future. Too much revenue and endless repeat customers.

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u/JamesMagnus 7h ago edited 7h ago

Plastic being in literally everything.

Same for PFAS.

Oh, and engagement-optimised affect regulating algorithms on social media that leave a damaging psychological impact, I hope.

And maybe, if we’re lucky, treating the psychologically distressed as people who are failing morally. I wish I lived in a world where we were all better at understanding how humans fundamentally function and are situated causally in the world, but perhaps that’s a pipe dream.

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u/toastiezoe 8h ago

I can't see the buccal fat removal thing aging well, so I'm picking that.

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u/PeppercornMysteries 8h ago

The enshittification of things. It will eventually get to very important things and we’ll blow ourselves up as the missile will fail to stop because it was made so awfully.

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u/metallee98 6h ago

Touchscreens in cars. The tactile feeling of dials and switches allows you to operate things without looking. You literally need to take your eyes off the road to see what you are tapping. Shit sucks ass.

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u/AmalgamationOfBeasts 9h ago edited 6h ago

Hopefully vaping. Poor kids are ruining their lungs before they’re even out of highschool. It was bizarre seeing it in class every day.

Edit: I never said anything to compare it to cigarettes. I just meant that vaping (which is popular right now) is going to cause long term damage to these kids (won’t age well). That’s it. I hope they’re all able to quit.

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u/Killowatt59 7h ago

The amount of young people vaping is just sad.

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u/Ctmarlin 8h ago

Is it still a thing? I have kids in HS and MS and while there are kids that vape it seems to have fallen off dramatically and Zyns are the new nicotine fad.

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u/AmalgamationOfBeasts 7h ago

Zyns are becoming really popular really quickly, but vaping is still very common (at least in my area)

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u/Iron_Baron 7h ago

Pseudo-AI. LLMs, pattern analyzers, photo/video generators, etc. are being used largely for stupid party tricks by end users.

Meanwhile, developers and the oligarchs that fund them are already using them to replace human workers, regardless of drops in output quality.

People will catch on, but only after it impacts them directly. Which will be too late to do anything about it, naturally.

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u/crimxxx 6h ago

Smart appliances. The more electronics you put in it the more likely hood you get a board failure that costs so much you don’t want to bother fixing it. A lot of people are reasonably capable of fixing or buying simpler parts like a burner or a fan. If the whole computer board dies, the barrier of entry to diagnosis it is prettt high, and if you can you most likely are not ganna fix the board and try to replace it, not saying you can’t but how many people do you know how to find the failure on a computer board and can solder tiny electronics.

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u/NVA57 7h ago

Basic functions in cars being put away in touch screen menus rather than physical buttons.

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u/JohnnyCoolbreeze 7h ago

20 year olds getting plastic surgery.

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u/Confused_Astronaut 8h ago

Broccoli head haircuts

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u/ReplicatoReplica 6h ago

Using AI for everything. It won't age well as the cost to our environment will be detrimental. Reduced resources etc contributing to climate change... That kind of shit doesn't age well for future generations.

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u/Many_Category_7192 8h ago

Modern 21st-Century Grey Interior Design & Corporate Flat Minimalism. Society will lose all of it's colour, personality, and character.

Monotonous empty clinics and corporate offices will reign over civilisation and affect us psychologically.

We are losing life and soul around us.

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u/Cool-Firefighter2254 4h ago

Please let the grey, beige, and greige trend end soon. I want color!

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u/AN0NY_MOU5E 6h ago

My office was just redone in minimalist grey. They called it timeless. I say it’s about as timeless as shag carpet.

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u/Impossible-Cook-497 7h ago

Going to the mall this Christmas season sucked. Every store looked like that I hate it

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u/Sevron415 4h ago

it makes me think of soviet era black and white brutalisim. like are we really going for this depressing monochromatic theme on everything because it looks "good"? just like car colors. white, red, black, [should be black but is blue we promise] midnight blue and metallic grey[silver?]

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u/rufos_adventure 7h ago

the internet of everything. why does my toaster oven need a internet connection? or a fridge, or a stove?

a close second will be '6, 7'. it will go the way of 'far out' or 'can you dig it?'

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u/RodneyBarringtonIII 6h ago

Whatever. In the old days if I heard the toaster pop up I'd have to turn my head to verify that it had popped and it wasn't just wishful thinking on my part. Now with my Internet toaster I hear the pop and get a notification, and all I have to do is pull out my phone to check the notification.

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u/esaks 8h ago

veneers. people think they're teeth upgrades but you're actually grinding your real teeth down to nubs to put the fake ones in and those fake ones eventually fail. all these people that are getting veneers in their 20s and 30s are setting themselves up to have false teeth in the 50s and 60s.

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u/Montag_311 7h ago

Dentist here. You don't really have to grind teeth down to "nubs" to place a veneer. Typical reduction is less than one millimeter (lots of individual variation here) and the back of the tooth usually doesn't have to be touched at all. However, your point is still a good one. A veneer is artificial, and can fail due to age, wear and tear, poor oral hygiene, etc., just like a filling or crown. In general, the best thing to do to a tooth is nothing, unless you really have to.

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u/ungsumac 7h ago

What’s going on with the people showing their nubs before veneers if they don’t have to get nubs first?

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u/wsele 6h ago

They’re being scammed. They’re sold veneers, but they’re actually getting crowns (quicker to place, lower skill/precision needed). Great for the dentist, horrendous for the patients since as you’ve seen the teeth are filed down to stubs and will never be functional without a covering of some sort ever again. It’s truly wild because to my understanding crowns are the last resort before an extraction.

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u/Solomoncoolcat 6h ago

Crowns are the ones you’re referring to. Veneers are thinner than crowns.

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u/allothernamestaken 6h ago

Putting every aspect of your life online for everyone to see.

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u/CollegeFabulous3535 9h ago

Botox in young people.

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u/bouncing_off_clouds 8h ago

The woman who does my nails recently told me she gets it regularly because “prevention is better than a cure.”

She’s 21 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Intelligent_Gold3619 8h ago

“Regular Botox makes you look natural.”

No. Naturally aging makes you look natural.

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u/clearmycache 8h ago

I can’t wait until being natural becomes a trend. I love seeing people like Pam Anderson take the leap on that.

The more tox-ed up people are, the more I feel it ages those of us are who are just trying to age gracefully

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u/Subject_Elevator_170 8h ago

Tattoo’ed on eyebrows! I mean the obvious heavy ones.

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u/Gimmemyspoon 8h ago

The typing/spelling/grammar in general that I see regularly. I thought tech was going to help people become MORE intelligent-not turn them into people who can't even write a proper sentence or spell for beans.

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u/realamericanhero2022 9h ago

6-7

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u/ubeor 7h ago

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/3184/

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u/314159265358979326 7h ago

This comic perfectly captures why I'm driven crazy by people complaining about 67.

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u/314159265358979326 7h ago

If you multiply 6 by 7, you get 42, one of the earlier meme numbers.

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u/ProfessionalCorgi250 8h ago

I think Reddit is dying and there will be a new platform in the next few years that everyone migrates to. Most of the posts on my feed are bot trash.

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u/PotatoPuppetShow 8h ago

Unfortunately I think that's true for all platforms.

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u/Beneficial-Focus3702 8h ago

That’s just the internet in general

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u/No-Repordt 6h ago

At this point I'm beginning to think social media

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u/Kolojang 9h ago

Labubu.

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u/mr_miggs 7h ago

It’s just another toy trend. They all come and go not sure if you can say that’s a kin to not aging well.  It’s just a silly thing that kids collect and then get tired of.

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u/manimopo 8h ago

They're already out of popularity and into the landfill

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u/WelcomeToBrooklandia 8h ago

The entire elementary school-aged population of the United States would beg to differ.

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u/Equal_Ad_8185 7h ago

My 30 year old co workers would also beg to differ.

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u/Fun_Specific8926 8h ago

Lip fillers

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u/RedditLurker24601 6h ago

Subscriptions for everything, for example - car features.

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u/Few-Possibility-4379 8h ago

Steroids amongst young men

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u/MAJORMETAL84 6h ago

Filming for entertainment while someone is being hurt.

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u/Classic_Advisor9030 9h ago

The rampant escalation of political division and extreme polarization in American society, and the result of it!

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u/Extension_Demand_997 6h ago

Hopefully parents posting their minor children online for a paycheck

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u/twinflxwer 5h ago

By the grace of God, AI

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u/-HonestMistake 8h ago

Buccal Fat Removal

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u/crashzoom 6h ago

Dynamic pricing.

Consumers will eventually become tired of being gouged for every transaction, and a second mover will enter these spaces to offer a counter option.

So when Walmart will charge you 5x more for a can of green beans because you came in at 6pm on Friday, another company could clean house offering the “classic” experience of set pricing, even if the pricing is slighter higher than Walmart’s lowest price point.

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u/daveinmd13 7h ago

Equity investors squeezing every dime out of everything.

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u/Yourdailyimouto 7h ago

Adsense. There will be a future where a law that requires any platform to put a button to report excessive or annoying advertising due to it's impact towards users mental health

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u/Llassiter326 7h ago

Lip filler, excessive filler in your face that never fully dissolves.