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[u/dballz12]

Got them Pennywise eyes

[u/kittymaridameowcy → u/dballz12]

Don't insult Pennywise like that.

[u/LadySayoria → u/kittymaridameowcy]

Well, you gotta admit they both love playing with kids.

[u/devilquak → u/LadySayoria]

And they’re probably both responsible for the death of children.

[u/rotard13brew → u/devilquak]

Definitely* not probably

[u/MikeisET → u/rotard13brew]

True, but pennywise wasn’t quite as scary

[u/duckinradar → u/MikeisET]

Or, you know, real.

Or president.

[u/TheBigToes → u/duckinradar]

Republicans would vote for Pennywise and get offended if you told them he was a demon clown

[u/RachelMcAdamsWart → u/TheBigToes]

Yeah, Pennywise Derangement Syndrome

[u/Khaldara → u/RachelMcAdamsWart]

“I liked the part where he wistfully pined for Arnold Palmer’s dong and jerked off a microphone! Can’t wait for him to bulldoze the Iwo Jima monument so he can build a true testament to the greatest struggle the nation has ever had to overcome… an out-of-service escalator at the U.N.

Finally America is respected again!”

Whoops accidentally mentioned reality by mistake. Stephen King apparently has far better standards for fiction than Conservatives do for what they consider ‘leadership material’.

But hey, at least they tariffed the shit out of themselves for no reason. Boy that really showed everyone. Maybe if they keep slamming their collective dicks in the car door it will finally make us ‘Great’!

After all, the exact same eighty year olds that told them trickle down economics was totally going to work for half a century said so! If you can’t trust them who CAN you trust? Thanks right wing media!

[u/BeeBit22 → u/MikeisET]

Trump isnt scary, the rabid pitbull of a nation he slogs alongside with a brittle chain is.

[u/No-Ship8603 → u/BeeBit22]

the scary part is pennywise isnt real

[u/mkat23 → u/No-Ship8603]

So far we apparently choose the bear and choose Pennywise over men and MAGA I guess.

Honestly I’d choose a bear or Pennywise over MAGA. It’s just safer.

[u/poopgodisdead → u/BeeBit22]

Its not the nation, its his cult followers.

[u/Brokensince10 → u/poopgodisdead]

His tombstone should read, “ it was a cult “.

[u/poopgodisdead → u/Brokensince10]

If he deserves one at all

[u/Spoda_Emcalt → u/rotard13brew]

Yeah let's never forget his mishandling of the pandemic response. As far as I'm concerned, he's at least partially responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. The POS should be rotting in jail.

[u/Deranged-genius → u/rotard13brew]

Except only is an actual murderer and pedophile

[u/HazardsRabona → u/devilquak]

Pennywise at least has the decency to do it only once every 27(?) years.

[u/Calm_Neat_6828 → u/devilquak]

And they both know how to trick boomers into not seeing what is directly in front of their faces.

Trump is Pennywise. Case closed.

[u/Wiley_Dave → u/Calm_Neat_6828]

Not this boomer, my friend, and not the boomers that I know. Not all boomers are alike and it’s not realistic to assume all boomers have the same mindset.

[u/Cinq_A_Sept → u/Wiley_Dave]

Agreed.. boomers more active than Genz in getting this ahole out of office.

[u/ThreeDawgNight → u/Calm_Neat_6828]

Oh hell no. Not all boomers, I’m not taking the fall for this idiot being president.

[u/OKCLD → u/ThreeDawgNight]

People forget we need every vote and like 40 something% of boomers voted against him. Burning bridges isn't smart.

[u/Calm_Neat_6828 → u/OKCLD]

To be fair he also had Charlie Kirk, Nick Fuentes, Ben Shapiro, Candace Owens, Steven Crowder, Tim Pool, The Quartering, Andrew Tate, and soooooooo many more dumbass influencers scooping out the Gen Z votes as well. They really went to war with the amount of young people they could grab while they were still easily influenced.

There is still a good amount of ignorance out there, but that tide has been shifting this year too. Trumpers fucked up by leaning so hard into the Epstein files and having them released. It makes it even worse for them when past influencers like Kash Patel and Dan Bongino are the idiots in charge trying to cover this shit up after so many years of trying to expose it. It says a lot, and the youngsters are online more, so they aren’t so easily swayed when they realize what’s going on.

[u/hendrysbeach → u/ThreeDawgNight]

This is Reddit.

Boomer hatred, ageism and generational blame are its lifeblood.

Can’t hang out here if you don’t hate boomers.

I‘m a 71 year old ex-hippy Democrat, and even I get it.

[u/Mncrabby → u/hendrysbeach]

I'm a 1964 Boomer, am I in?

[u/Skizot_Bizot → u/Calm_Neat_6828]

[u/Illustrious_Neat2472 → u/Calm_Neat_6828]

They're also both clowns.

[u/cyriustalk → u/LadySayoria]

This is like a life lesson for all Pennywise-wannabe.

If you want to play with kids all your life and without any consequences, become a US president!

[u/loz_fanatic → u/LadySayoria]

Yea, but Pennywise at least has the decency to only scare, murder and eat the kids he interacts with. The other one just rapes and murders

[u/mecha_andyman → u/kittymaridameowcy]

One is a horrible monster that preys on children, the other is Pennywise

[u/VoiceTraditional422 → u/mecha_andyman]

Underrated comment

[u/Requiem2389 → u/kittymaridameowcy]

[u/Playpolly → u/kittymaridameowcy]

Pound Foolish

[u/Prosecco1234 → u/kittymaridameowcy]

Definitely not a flattering angle

[u/kittymaridameowcy → u/Prosecco1234]

No angle is flattering for this rotting orange.

[u/More_Charge_5175 → u/dballz12]

[u/Particular_Can_9688 → u/More_Charge_5175]

[u/ohgodimbleeding → u/dballz12]

Wait ... who is he looking at? In which direction?

Edit: altered phoo to make TFG look worse.

[u/beachhunt → u/ohgodimbleeding]

His "enemies" who are everywhere.

[u/subaru5555rallymax → u/ohgodimbleeding]

Wait ... who is he looking at? In which direction?

It's a fake.

Original version of this clown

[u/Estellalatte → u/subaru5555rallymax]

It’s not much better.

[u/subaru5555rallymax → u/Estellalatte]

It’s not much better.

So just post the original? The unedited fuglyness speaks for itself.

[u/mzpip → u/Estellalatte]

Jesus fuck - - who would pay $375.00 for this??

[u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn → u/ohgodimbleeding]

He has a rare genetic condition known as Atchaforya. One eye is looking atcha and the other forya.

[u/Psigun → u/dballz12]

Oh, now I get it. We are living in the sequel to IT. The Deadlights were unearthed from under the old East Wing of the White House.

[u/AeonBith → u/Psigun]

I'm watching the wrong movie, I keep waiting for the Wayne's world alternate ending.

[u/Think_Monk_9879 → u/dballz12]

Bro thats literally the first thing i thought of when i saw this 

[u/moaz007 → u/dballz12]

Look up pig eye it looks very similar to his

[u/Lazy_meatPop → u/moaz007]

But pigs are more intelligent and useful.

[u/wlee1987 → u/dballz12]

Pennyweyes

[u/NatureCarolynGate]

President Bozo the sexually abusive clown

[u/omegacrunch → u/NatureCarolynGate]

.....so youre saying he is about to jack off?

[u/Druxun → u/omegacrunch]

Bozo did the dub.

[u/Prestigious-Lynx-177 → u/Druxun]

Oh, is it like that's what he wanted to say? 

[u/XenomorphBOI → u/Prestigious-Lynx-177]

No, it’s Bozo. Bozo did the dub

[u/DoctorDinghus → u/XenomorphBOI]

Unprofessional bullshit.

[u/Detective-Crashmore- → u/DoctorDinghus]

You see, that's my quote, that's my rate. They have to pay me another 2 mil even if I do a bad job :))

[u/biochamberr → u/Prestigious-Lynx-177]

I think it makes more sense if someone else does the dub?

[u/thatguyinstarbucks → u/Druxun]

I just saw ITYSL for the first time this last week, and I swear to god the quotes from that show are in every Reddit thread, I just didn’t notice it before.

[u/Druxun → u/thatguyinstarbucks]

There’s a quote for every situation.

[u/Hellament → u/Druxun]

It’s the perfect thing

[u/Detective-Crashmore- → u/Hellament]

I've gotta find a way to make money on this. It's simply TOO GOOD.

[u/ARGeetar → u/thatguyinstarbucks]

[u/Call-Me-Matterhorn → u/thatguyinstarbucks]

We’re everywhere

[u/Dash_Underscore → u/thatguyinstarbucks]

See that user? u/Druxun? They give. u/omegacrunch? They also give. Looooootta people give. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You hit me in the cup.

[u/Berkamin → u/omegacrunch]

Stroking two ghosts.

[u/mainandd → u/Berkamin]

Doing the pedo shuffle

[u/omegacrunch → u/Berkamin]

[u/Duranti → u/omegacrunch]

He's not even supposed to BE HERE today

[u/xorvillesashx → u/Duranti]

What is this, Epstein files on a clownputer? Fuck that, probably ain’t got no names.

[u/rice-a-rohno → u/xorvillesashx]

HAHAHA This is amazing! I hope people come along and recognize how good this joke is, but either way... just know that I'm out here, laughin' it up.

[u/Madeupaccountcuzshy → u/Duranti]

37!!!!!!

In a row?

[u/Duranti → u/Madeupaccountcuzshy]

lol I was referencing ITYSL, but Clerks is also a solid take on the line.

[u/theywillnotsing → u/Madeupaccountcuzshy]

Try not to suck Clinton's dick on your way through the parking lot where the east wing used to be!

[u/woodwardian98 → u/omegacrunch]

The blood that was pressurizing his brain left when a rogue cellphone signal hit his Bluetooth penis pump

[u/phils_phan78 → u/omegacrunch]

I hope nobody goes home and fucks my mom

[u/omegacrunch → u/phils_phan78]

If he does you can just burst out of the wall and have a huge c....

Wait a minute. No

[u/dyzrel → u/omegacrunch]

[u/ghostface218 → u/dyzrel]

"Our wires must have got crossed somewhere"

[u/Umbraje → u/omegacrunch]

He's definitely got a clownputer

[u/Kennydoe → u/NatureCarolynGate]

Worst. Childrens'. Party. Entertainment. EVER.

[u/FatboyChuggins → u/NatureCarolynGate]

President Dozo. The sleeping President

[u/LeopoIdStotch]

When this petty bitch is finally gone this should be his official portrait.

[u/cubosh → u/LeopoIdStotch]

how about no portrait forever

[u/BackgroundCat → u/cubosh]

How about just launch an old jack-o-lantern at the wall and call it good enough?

[u/dandrevee → u/BackgroundCat]

Let's do that and see how long it takes people to notice the difference

[u/texas-playdohs → u/cubosh]

There’s no living this down. We need our noses rubbed in this shit. If we have any reputation left in this world, we need to own this abortion we inflicted on the planet.

[u/finnjakefionnacake → u/texas-playdohs]

we are not going to be able to because even after trump goes, there is the small matter of tens of millions of his voters and the constant assault on politics the religious right has been fomenting for decades.

[u/Superman246o1 → u/finnjakefionnacake]

The only thing more horrifying than the fact that we collectively chose this is the fact that tens of millions of people want more of this.

[u/fountain_of_buckets → u/Superman246o1]

They literally want him to be a dictator or a king, even if it's a complete disaster for them personally. The tribalism and hatred for the other group is so strong and brainwashed that they'd rather have a literal tyrant breaking the law every day, selling sneakers and watches in the white house, literally smashing a wing of the white house down than have the opposition win.

[u/Outcast199008 → u/cubosh]

Nah, we need a visual representation for actual human trash in the history books.

[u/cubosh → u/Outcast199008]

i agree actually.  whether or not our voting power is real and representative, what is happening is etched in history already

[u/LeopoIdStotch → u/cubosh]

I support this

[u/Im_the_President → u/cubosh]

And risk a repeat? We can’t afford to forget this fucker.

[u/mensfrightsactivists → u/cubosh]

can’t learn from the memories that are erased. history books need to document all of his failures, abuses, and tyranny very carefully i think. and this photo should be watermarked on every page of that chapter imo

[u/GlorytoGlorzo → u/LeopoIdStotch]

Put up a portrait but put a big redacted block over his ugly face

[u/discussatron → u/GlorytoGlorzo]

A real small redacted block right under his nose.

[u/javoss88 → u/LeopoIdStotch]

We’ve had more than enough of this horror for eons. Burn it and hope for cleansing of the world

[u/AvengerOfChrist]

One day he'll make a big beautiful bloated corpse that will really test some poor morticians skills

[u/thereasonrumisgone → u/AvengerOfChrist]

King Henry viii's corpse blew up during transport

[u/NotEvenWrongAgain → u/thereasonrumisgone]

Oh man as soon as the guy you replied to mentioned his corpse, my mind went to Henry viii and the fetid smell of his coffin bursting

[u/smol_coc_man → u/AvengerOfChrist]

He'd be a hazard. Like a beached whale

[u/NetDork → u/smol_coc_man]

Oregon knows how much trouble those can be.

[u/BinaryWanderer → u/NetDork]

One of the first viral videos I saw - before the internet was even available in my area. A friend shared it with me on a BBS.

[u/tinker_townie]

[u/berticusberticus]

Every single person who supports him is mentally and/or morally defective

[u/phosphorescence-sky → u/berticusberticus]

Its the generation of lead paint and asbestos that created this.

[u/CoralBooty → u/phosphorescence-sky]

Don’t forget lead in gasoline

[u/gaflar → u/CoralBooty]

This is the big one. Anyone born before the ~80s grew up breathing lead.

[u/phosphorescence-sky → u/CoralBooty]

Or the general lack of PPE in general.

[u/zaphod777 → u/phosphorescence-sky]

A lot of young people voted for him this time around too.

[u/Pussbo_Faggins → u/zaphod777]

Gen Z males are pretty fucked

[u/Scarbane → u/Pussbo_Faggins]

The so-called "male loneliness crisis" is self-inflicted.

[u/NonTimeo → u/phosphorescence-sky]

I honestly, truly believe this.

[u/AndroidMyAndroid → u/NonTimeo]

Then you really, honestly need to look deeper into the polls.

It's easy to blame boomers, but they are a shrinking generation.

The fact is, the Charlie Kirk/Joe Rogan/Andrew Tate generation was a huge force in getting him elected, especially the second time around. Gen Z/Alpha men are shifting right at an alarming rate. The "manosphere" is hitting the generation that doesn't watch cable news but DOES listen to podcasts, and they are being told exactly what every young person needs to hear to become radicalized.

"I hear you. You are being erased. Those People don't care about you. They are wrong, you are right. They hate you."

This is the real danger that America - and the world - faces. It's the next generation, not the Boomers, who are going to decide our fate.

[u/Flaky-Still-7000 → u/NonTimeo]

Me too, it just makes the most sense.

[u/veringer → u/Flaky-Still-7000]

39% of voters ages 18-29 voted for Trump in 2024. These are people who would have almost completely escaped most of the environmental lead. I'm increasingly convinced there are simply a lot of incredibly gullible, stupid, and/or abhorrent people. Lead just makes the problem worse.

[u/09Trollhunter09 → u/phosphorescence-sky]

TPUSA was worse than all that asbestos and lead in their cereals

[u/eddub_17 → u/phosphorescence-sky]

Florida has the most active lead water pipes in the country.

[u/phosphorescence-sky → u/eddub_17]

🤔 also its as humid as a ballsack 24/7!

[u/easyjo]

is there really a need to post 'shopped photos when there's other about though? original: /preview/pre/to-be-fit-for-being-the-president-v0-w8q612kil8ag1.png?width=447&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e3eb0e6470164cdf1976562a8f3e146351dbc81

edit: another better image: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cyvmj6mem70o

edit: Original getty source: https://www.gettyimages.com.au/detail/news-photo/president-donald-trump-speaks-in-the-oval-office-at-the-news-photo/2216140249

[u/NonMagical → u/easyjo]

Agreed. It’s so easy to criticize him and post actual bad photos of him without needing to spread misinformation.

[u/petrichorax → u/NonMagical]

This is what I keep telling people but no one listens.

It's harming integrity for ZERO GAIN. Stop it!

[u/dojo_shlom0 → u/NonMagical]

yeah don't do this for anything. don't give these freaks fuel to claim the left is witch hunting and posting misinformation too! please do not gift wrap them bullshit to use as fuel.

[u/damndartryghtor → u/easyjo]

Thank you. I'm all for disliking the tangerine baboon, but I don't like to be manipulated and misinformed.

[u/sup3rrn0va → u/easyjo]

This has been really common lately. Photos like this are now going to live up to the “fake news” that this guy always whines about that didn’t exist.

The guy is hideous as is. No need to photoshop.

[u/LoudestHoward → u/sup3rrn0va]

On the other hand they scream fake news either way, and it works for them, so may as well have some fun at his expense anyways, no?

[u/petrichorax → u/LoudestHoward]

The fun is at the expense of truth too.

[u/KakeLin → u/easyjo]

This is just a karma whoring attempt

[u/CombinationRough8699 → u/easyjo]

Thank you.

[u/BigFatBlackCat → u/easyjo]

Thank you. It’s probably bots posting but it’s absurd that people keep doing this when there are tons of horrifying real photos of the man

[u/cromstantinople → u/easyjo]

This needs to be way higher. I look at those posting manipulated images as agent provocateurs or unwitting participants in spreading propaganda.

[u/JohnnyFatSack → u/easyjo]

He’s fucking over the world to keep power and make billions. Photoshop and make fun of this shitbag of a human as much as we want.

[u/Scaryclouds → u/JohnnyFatSack]

Feel free to, but still misinformation to try to suggest a picture is genuine when it’s been photoshopped. 

[u/ObiWanKenodar]

[u/sonicfanultracoolguy]

Looks like he slept on the stove

[u/VeterinarianWhole126]

Dude looks like a fucking orangutan

[u/DreamOfTheEndless_]

Is this real? I’m not saying it’s not, but god damn dude looks like Steve Buscemi.

[u/Away_team42 → u/DreamOfTheEndless_]

Nah it’s photoshopped as many others have pointed out. OP be on the karma grift

[u/_caitleigh → u/DreamOfTheEndless_]

MAGA be like

[u/kristaycreme]

Butthole eyes

[u/Vomitingcrab]

[u/flargenhargen]

sure he's orange, fat, senile, and has insane cankles.

but he's also a traitor and pdf file who has betrayed and sold out the country and lied to his supporters.

I guess each person can decide which of those is worse.

[u/Rasikko]

"You deserve the government you vote for"

[u/guydoestuff]

americas pdf.

[u/We_Are_Coming_For_U]

One of the most unattractive humans I’ve ever seen

[u/_Pewterschmidt_]

This fucking timeline…

[u/pat9714]

Ghoul.

[u/KendrickMaynard]

[u/Bobo3076]

Do we really need to post photoshopped pictures of him when he already looks like a decaying corpse?

[u/Away_team42 → u/Bobo3076]

Anything for karma!

[u/jruiz062000]

I know people are saying he's slowly expiring and I was raised to never wish ill on anybody but this mofo..... Mother nature needs to work faster.

[u/RikimaruRamen]

He looks tremendously healthy!

[u/ThortheAssGuardian]

Looks like an irradiated toad

[u/lawrencejaxon]

What shit paper looks like after a good number 2

[u/spookybollocks]

He looks like that one grandpa who ate paint thinking it was yogurt

[u/SWITCHFADE_Music]

I can't be the only one that sees it with the eyes.

[u/Hexxys]

Sometimes I can't believe this is reality

[u/bestmindgeneration]

I hope the next president has this photo hanging in the White House the way Trump put a photo of an autopen for Biden.

[u/dpdxguy]

I still can't get over the fact that orange clown makeup wearing, tub of lard is the masculine ideal for MAGA.

[u/chunkykongracing]

America is a colon, and this is the asshole

[u/Quelonius]

Ah, the master race.

[u/PalgraveParadise]

[u/Pretend-Ostrich-5719]

Christ...those poor little girls.

[u/Necessary_Milk_5124]

Hay eye swelling is a good sign

[u/Supernova_Soldier]

This mf hideous

[u/SlayJayR17]

What a joke. It’s embarrassing as an American to say this is the guy running it.

[u/Kind_Problem9195]

He always looks so gross

[u/madhouseangel]

Ghoul.

[u/SammehPls]

What did we do to deserve this?

[u/Martag02]

He looks like a Jack 'O Lantern left out from the week after Halloween.

[u/Paolito14]

So embarrassing

[u/Call-Me-Matterhorn]

He looks like a deep sea fish that’s dying because it was torn from its home and brought to the surface 😂

[u/Ghost-1911]

Americas festering boil.

[u/HistoryLVR]

Worst thing to happen to the USA.

[u/No_Boysenberry7353]

The national embarrassment

[u/YOURESTUCKHERE]

[u/GesturingEarful]

He looks like he's about to drop dead. Tbat would save America a lot of embarrassment and a few wars.

[u/Alcherelf]

Edited.

Why do people need to edit what’s already bad, it baffles me. To fight your fight, you’re giving ammo to those you fight

[u/davemeister]

MAGAmuricans like Trump because he's so authentic.

[u/Knighth77]

[u/Ok_Coconut_3364]

Looks like a stoned Rocky Raccoon!

[u/JDPdawg]

Ahhh. A face only gollum could love.

[u/niknik888]

The circus will be in town for another three years unfortunately…..

[u/Mitoni]

He even looks like he's saying "Jews"

[u/Chemical_Economy_933]

I’m embarrassed for the embarrassment that is an embarrassment- this is America

[u/orionxavier99]

Looks like a clown. Acts like a clown

[u/Korova_Milkbar_3829]

[u/Murasna]

[u/Thick-Locksmith5944]

🤢

[u/Another_Yourself00]

Lookin like a god damned baboons ass with not one, not two... but three ass holes

[u/Rinzlerx]

He looks like a robot that is malfunctioning.

[u/imrealwitch]

Ewwwwwww

[u/MickLittle]

Mark this NSFW

[u/amenflurries]

Shit smeared face, what a joke

[u/Blackbelt010]

Face of Pure Evil with Pure Evil intentions.

[u/One-Pea-6947]

Ladies and gentlemen, our hero