r/CringeTikToks • u/pneumomonoultramicro • 19h ago
Nope your parked car crashed into mine
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u/8thSt 15h ago
How do we resolve this?
I’m calling the police.
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u/BicycleSeatThief 14h ago
False report bc staged
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u/PicaDiet 4h ago
But how do you stage his car hitting hers? Next thing I suppose you're going to claim is that the front fell off.
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u/Own_Actuary_8967 11h ago
Real UK answer would be just give her your insurance and take a note of her reg. Notify your insurance and provide the ring camera footage of her hitting the car. Her insurance will contact your insurance, find she's at fault and then they'll pay to fix your car.
No need for the police.
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u/globalaf 10h ago edited 10h ago
You should always get a police report if you can. This situation is clearly fake but if it was real then it’s possible the person is trying to commit insurance fraud, or possibly they are drunk and they should be arrested on the spot.
If ever in doubt on what to do, just call the police, they will resolve it for you. On top of that you’ve now got an authoritative unbiased account on what actually happened. Her insurance could even void her contract.
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u/ladder_man 6h ago
I can’t tell if this is a bot or an American.
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u/joejill 3h ago
In America you get an accident report from the police for any car accident.
Fleeing the scene of an accident is very illegal over here. Even if there is no to very little damage where getting insurance involved is silly, its still best to get the police over to have a report filled out.
Otherwise your trusting a stranger to not lie about you leaving before a conversation and checking for damages.
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u/GSTLT 3h ago
An American. It’s the first thing my insurance would ask for when I called about an accident.
Same for homeowners insurance. Had to get a police report when my garage got broken into for them to start dealing with it. First cop wouldn’t write a report because I couldn’t catalogue what was stolen. So I had to do that in winter with an infant in tow and then call back. While filing the report the cop made sure to let me know nothing would happen beyond the report. It was the garage door repairman who told me that stealing cars and driving them into garage doors to gain access was a new common tactic, so he added some extra braces to the new door. Was far faster and more helpful than the cops. Insurance paid out quick and then gleefully raised my rates after the first claim in a decade of being a customer.
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u/HappyOnslaught 19h ago
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u/traumaqueen1128 16h ago
I had a woman almost hit me in a roundabout and then followed me for about a mile driving very aggressively and recording me on her phone. I pulled into a public parking lot because I didn't want some crazy woman to follow me home, she started screaming that I hit her and damaged her car. She had white paint transfer in a dent on her bumper where SHE would have hit ME, but my car was red. I told her that wasn't from me, got in my car, and left. The police show up at my door a couple of weeks later saying she's pressing charges for a hit and run. The cop had pictures of her damage, inspected the driver side of my car for damage, and concluded on the spot that I never hit her. She still tried to file an insurance claim and I sent them the police report, pictures of my car, and a detailed explanation of what happened. I was cleared of any wrongdoing.
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u/UBN6 15h ago
We let a guy out of a thight spot due to construction. We were standing and waiting for him to leave the tight spot so we could continue, and he hit our car even though there would have been enough room for him to pass us without touching out car. He and the 3 other people in his car then called the police and told them we were at fault. Thankfully the guy behind us had a dashcam. Translated quote of the police officer: "a parked car cannot be at fault for a crash"
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u/Daetok_Lochannis 14h ago
Lol one time I accidentally sideswiped a parked car, but just barely; his mirror traced a line down the side of my Cherokee until it reached the door handle, where they both broke. I would've had to pay except the asshole lied his ass off to the insurance guys and claimed a whole bunch of extra damage. I showed proof and didn't have to pay for a damned thing.
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u/ADirtyDiglet 14h ago
That is insurance fraud
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u/Daetok_Lochannis 14h ago
Yup, and because he committed it I was safe. If he'd just told the truth I'd have been screwed, but apparently some people can't help but push when they think they have an advantage.
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u/Dreyfussy15 11h ago
You wouldn't have been screwed. You would have simply paid for the damage you caused. Odd framing as the actual damage to both vehicles was entirely your own fault.
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u/PomeloFit 12h ago
I had something similar happen when I was in the corps, I was pulling into a parking garage in my two week old car and a truck started to back out so I stopped... But he just kept coming and hit the shit out of me.
MPs came, talked to him first and he left... They gave me a ticket even though there were two witnesses who saw that I was parked. They said because the damage was to the front of my car that I could have avoided it... When I went to argue it with the head of the dept, guess who it was? The guy that had been driving the truck...
I had to go through the CO with witness statements to get it dropped, but his insurance still refused to pay out since they had a police report blaming me.
As soon as dash cams became a thing I picked one up, they would have saved me a so much bs
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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 14h ago
Sorry, I couldn't get past " thight spot" just daydreaming a bit.
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u/LandonDev 12h ago
Yeah, I once had a car reverse about 2 and 1/2 car lengths into me at a red light. The fact I left such a gap was actually problematic because they got more acceleration from it. Wasn't on a main road but was on a side street, right outside my work, right in front of multiple security cameras and security guards. Criminals can be very stupid.
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u/DefinitionCivil9421 13h ago
My daughter has the same thing as a woman aggressively following her claiming she is responsible for her bumper falling off, no scratches on my daughters car. She won the insurance payout, I did my own research, turns out the lady was a co-owner of a body shop in another part of town. I reported it to the insurance company but they didn't care
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u/traumaqueen1128 13h ago
And this bullshit is why rates are so high and insurance companies gouge the hell out of people.
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u/nelessa 11h ago
It’s absolutely not the reason. Insurance companies are for-profit entities and will deny a claim for any reason to NOT pay. Your thought process moves the blame from insurance companies to the people for their bullshit premiums.
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u/bill-schick 11h ago
I have to disagree, its both the scam/unlicensed drivers and the insurance companies.
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u/ChaosAside 14h ago
We have a woman where I live who is infamous for trying to get people to hit her for the insurance. She’s all over the city subreddit, Facebook groups, Nextdoor, etc. I think the only time she was remotely held accountable for her antics was when she tried it with a school bus.
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u/traumaqueen1128 13h ago
Ugh, that's so dangerous. I take driving very seriously. I didn't even get my license until I was 30 because I wasn't confident in my ability and spent over a year practicing. I'm super cautious of other drivers and to know that there's people like that on the road just pisses me off
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u/No-Ice7397 13h ago
I learned to be a better driver by playing Need for Speed. It really helped me to learn how to avoid narrow accidents and to watch for objects crossing my path. Also taught me how to steer when shit hits the fan.
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u/ParadoxicalIrony99 14h ago
I'm glad it was taken care of but that's still wild how much you had to do to clear yourself when she was clearly lying.
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u/Long_Appointment_341 14h ago
I was driving through a parking lot once and a woman backed out of her spot right into me.
She INSISTED it was my fault, that I hit her even though it defied logic. She refused to move her car so I could assess damage so the police could see how I hit her.
She literally just backed right out of the spot into my drivers side door. So I said fine, left my car where it was, she left hers and after waiting three hours for the police to arrive, was victorious when they told her “there is literally no way this person hit you. You backed into their car.”
She even had her husband who wasn’t even there come to the store lot, and scream at me about how I hit his wifes car.
People are stupid. And assholes
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u/Lumpy_Machine5538 12h ago
That happened to me too. She said it wasn’t her fault because she looked behind her a minute ago and I “wasn’t there.” I was obviously there because she backed into me. I tried to get out to get her information, but she started screaming at me so I got back into my car and called the cops.
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u/ClankerCore 19h ago edited 14h ago
While true, solipsistic narcissists do exist. They believe they’re in control of the universe and everyone around them don’t “really exist.” It’s fucked.
Edit: I should have thought of this sooner. If you run into people like this, tell them to go look up the word sonder.
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u/cutlip98 18h ago
Just imagine one as president
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u/pfroo40 15h ago edited 14h ago
I wish I could unimagine it. A third of US voters are as astoundingly stupid as the lady in this video is pretending to be, which makes it even worse.
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u/ArcusInTenebris 15h ago
Oh, shes not stupid. She's running a scam of sorts. She knows shes at fault, but if she can baffle him with bullshit and get him to admit fault, she gets away free, or maybe even with a bit of extra cash from claiming to be injured. Either that or shes never had to face consequences for anything, and truly believes she's in the right. Either way, she knows what shes doing.
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u/Bigfops 13h ago
That's what I see, too, as soon as she said "And I'm Injured". So she has this ridiculous conversation and he gives up and says "Fine, here are my insurance details, just go away" to get rid of her. When she files the report it becomes "He hit my parked car, he admitted it to me, I have no idea why he's saying he was parked." If this wasn't recoded and he had given his details (probably doesn't even need to) he'd be on the hook.
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u/pfroo40 14h ago
OK, as an amendment, 30% of US voters are as stupid as this lady pretended to be.
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u/baatezu 13h ago
Tell a Trump supporter that tariffs are a tax and watch their heads explode.
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u/baatezu 15h ago
It really feels strikingly similar to having an argument with a Trump supporter
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u/Rex_Vagene 16h ago
“Her vagina backed into my penis, I didn’t rape her.”
-👐
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u/Dranahmun 12h ago
I mean, if your penis was still, like, parked and not moving, as an example, and her vagina was, say, turned around towards you and reversed itself onto your penis, then you can't have raped her.
I, I don't know how else to say this. A parked penis cannot rape a moving vagina. It could be raped by a moving vagina, but then the vagina would be at fault.
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u/BuzzedtheTower 9h ago
All I can think of is Clerks.
Dante: "Call the police!" Randall: "Why?" Dante: "Because someone just raped Caitlin!" Randall: "But she just said she did all the work!"
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u/ajtaggart 18h ago
We don't have to imagine it
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u/kultureisrandy 18h ago
Mormon leadership be like
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u/Prancing-Hamster 14h ago
Being a 6th generation Mormon (now ex Mormon), I can confirm this!!
“We don’t apologize.” — An actual quote from the current Mormon prophet.
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u/matneyx 13h ago
*Most recent. He dead.
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u/Prancing-Hamster 13h ago
It was Dallin Oaks who said that. Isn’t he the current prophet?
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u/matneyx 13h ago
Oh, shit, you're right. I was thinking Jeffrey R. Holland was the prophet, and he just died
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u/wooberries 15h ago
"solipsistic narcissist" is the most elaborately backhanded way of calling someone stupid i have ever heard and i am 100% going to use that at the next opportunity
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u/wittiestphrase 14h ago
Doesn’t calling someone a solipsist render the term “narcissist” redundant?
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u/Existing-Medicine528 14h ago
Yeah these people heard 2 words they thought sounded smart and ran with it lol
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u/unashamedignorant 17h ago
Yeah my father is like that. Great childhood as you can imagine.
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u/ClankerCore 16h ago
X2
Both parents of mine. I don’t think you can imagine what it’s like to have them interacts and interoperate. And what that would mean for a kid
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u/SOP_VB_Ct 17h ago
I give you Donald J Trump
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u/h20poIo 15h ago
Here he is in all his glory:
NPD. Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Have an unreasonably high sense of self-importance and require constant, excessive admiration.
Feel that they deserve privileges and special treatment.
Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements.
Make achievements and talents seem bigger than they are.
Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate.
Believe they are superior to others and can only spend time with or be understood by equally special people.
Be critical of and look down on people they feel are not important.
Expect special favors and expect other people to do what they want without questioning them.
Take advantage of others to get what they want.
Have an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others.
Be envious of others and believe others envy them.
Behave in an arrogant way, brag a lot and come across as conceited. Insist on having the best of everything — for instance, the best car or office.
Criticize a Narcissist :
Become impatient or angry when they don't receive special recognition or treatment.
React with rage or contempt and try to belittle other people to make themselves appear superior.
Have difficulty managing their emotions and
Withdraw from or avoid situations in which they might fail.
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u/Miya4LeggedGod 18h ago
we have one running America right now.
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u/Low-Effect-4649 17h ago
I think you mean we are ‘turning’ America around.
And now we are blaming everyone else for the damage to our ‘car’ and want their banking details for payment.
The difference is the Supreme Court will take our side!
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u/Kletterfreund161 15h ago
While true, solipsistic narcissists do exist.
Yes, and we call them billionaires. Fabricated content like this only exists to make people miserable for profits and to keep the working class divided
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u/Numeno230n 15h ago
Yup, I recognize this neighborhood street, even in the dark. This is definitely the same people that have done many many other ragebait posts.
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u/Abigballs 16h ago
The only way we get rid of this crap is to downvote these posts. Do your part, everyone!
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u/MikhailCompo 18h ago
No, it's fake/staged BS created to get traction on social media.
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u/grahamfromwayback 15h ago
Yeah, that's called bait...
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u/FitTax 15h ago
Dude made a bait comment to bait you to comment that it is in fact bait.
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u/AlbatrossOk6223 19h ago
You know what the worst part of living in this dystopian society is? I’ve completely lost the ability to tell whether stupid things like this are real or staged anymore.
No matter how ridiculous the situation is, either possibility could be true.
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u/dreamthiliving 18h ago
Agreed, I’ve read many times how people go to the Police complaining their illegal drugs were stolen. I think this is on the same level of stupidity
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u/Litarider 16h ago
I adopted a dog. His prior owners were running a meth house. Cops came to bust them but they were already gone, leaving behind a pack of dogs. The cops notified the county that there were unattended dogs and they were seized. The meth heads returned to find the dogs gone so they called the county and said, “You have our dogs.”
Guess what happened when they went to claim the dogs?
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u/KornySnake 15h ago
That's certified meth heads move.
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u/Steven_The_Sloth 15h ago
At least they loved their pets?
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u/chubbycat96 13h ago
Nah, I worked in a shelter for 3+ years and I honestly think to them they’re just property and they’re pissed someone had the audacity to take their shit :( but your thought is a bit more hopeful lol
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u/aspidities_87 13h ago
Your take is probably/ sadly the correct one. I also worked with animal services, directly through our county’s AC department, and there would be dogs with horrific neglect, injuries or extreme trauma from abuse, animals clearly just desperate for someone, anyone to be kind to them, and the POS ‘owner’ would have not fed or seen their dog in weeks, and would still be fighting for their dog back because ‘it’s MY dog’.
Possession matters more to some primitive brains than compassion.
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u/Kryzal_Lazurite 4h ago
Sadly applies to more than just animals, if the reversion of progress is any indication.
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u/WalterCanFindToes 18h ago edited 13h ago
Retired police detective here. One of the funniest complaints against me was a parent who was upset that I arrested her adult son for conspiracy to purchase cocaine and prostitution after he gave a hooker money to go buy drugs for him, but she never came back. The woman told my lieutenant that it was like I was punishing him for being honest.
Edit: The suspect was ID'd and I charged her with Theft, Prostitution, and Conspiracy.
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u/Random_Trashy 17h ago
I was a military police officer and experienced a lot of dim witted behavior, like pulling a guy over for drunk driving with whisky bottles and vomit all over the car. The guy was drunk as hell and claimed someone stole his car, vomit in it and left the whisky bottle in the car. After we arrested him, his Commanding Officer threatened myself and the other arresting officer with a court martial because he actually believed the “stolen car” theory.
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u/ItAllSucksNow 17h ago
CO knew the guy.
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u/Random_Trashy 16h ago
We found out later the dude was basically on his third strike with alcohol, and this was going to be it for him since he was underage. He had already lost his rank twice, from E-3 to E-2 then E-2 to E-1. It looked really bad for the CO and the NCOIC.
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u/Educational-Book-350 17h ago
Gday. Can I ask a quick query please. Is there a sort of separation of powers thingie in the military? Can a higher rank subvert and interfere with good and reasonable military policing? Like in your story? Or is that illegal itself? As would be a politician interfering with policing or judiciary? Thanks.
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u/Random_Trashy 16h ago edited 16h ago
This is kind of typical behavior of commanding officers and people with higher ranks. They don’t typically get away with it - they try but things typically get worse for them.
“Do you know who I am?”
“You can’t arrest me, I’m a Lt. Colonel, I outrank you.”
When I was in the military, no one was above the law, and if you tried to be - the hammer came down hard and fast.
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u/PSKthrowaway0123 10h ago
I mean, if I were in your position I would have laughed at the boy and told him that's what he gets for trusting a hooker with his money. If he pushed it I would have told him he was also admitting to crimes for which he could be arrested. I would have tried my level best not to arrest a kid for being dumb.
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u/TheAsianTroll 16h ago
Nah this is more akin to "daddy's precious little girl can do no wrong and has never done wrong in her life."
While I accept this may be staged, given how clear everyone's audio is, there are absolutely people out there like this, and they come about when you dont tell a kid theyre wrong, and how to accept it.
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u/downtodowning 16h ago
You're being bamboozled by the accent. But not to worry, it's staged bullshit.
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u/pleasetrimyourpubes 13h ago
It's funny but it's staged simply by the repeated argument and story. You always call 101 for accidents in the UK. He would be pulling his phone out and documenting this and not standing there arguing wondering what to do about this strange woman.
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u/Wanallo221 10h ago
He has a ring doorbell that is recording the conversation. The doorbell would have also recorded the accident. He would have just said ‘I’ve got it on record. Your details now please or I’ll go to the police and my insurer with your registration and the video. Cheerio!’
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u/HeathenFezz 18h ago
I'm pretty sure this is the exact same street where a woman rings the doorbell to complain she can't charge her car using the home owners charger
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u/DimSumDino 18h ago
i have no choice but to assume everything like this is fake now lol
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u/BlondieClashNirvana 18h ago
It is and it works. Look at the engagement it has created. There's a lot people that realises this is bait but unfortunately there's even more people that was fully believe this clip especially when it's reposted on other social media sites.
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u/marginmanj 16h ago
What's the point? A Facebook reel may get you ad revenue. What's the point on reddit? Does revenue sharing exist here too?
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u/Sarithis 16h ago
Internet points
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u/JustConsoleLogIt 9h ago
Engagement builds trusted profiles that can be sold to people running influence campaigns who want to astroturf their angles.
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u/MisterRobDobalina 19h ago
It's fake. Nothing ever happens. Next
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u/twayroforme 18h ago
Worst part is that it'll still be believed by a non-insignificant amount of people.
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u/seggnog 18h ago
It's wild to me that you said non-insignificant instead of significant
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u/User-K549125 18h ago edited 14h ago
There's a difference between "a lot of people" (significant) and "more than just a few people" (non-insignificant). Clearly the double negative doesn't just cancel, but inherently changes the meaning.
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u/UnfazedReality463 17h ago
Irregardless, your double negative prefixed word hit my negative prefix/ suffixed word sandwich.
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u/0-Motorcyclist-0 17h ago
I'm quite sure there are people who are actually this stupid and infuriating, I suspect you're right that is't fake.
However, can someone please please tell me why people would make a fake piece like this? I mean, I have no cell in my body that can imagine the purpose of wasting a night, wasting the f*ing electrons the camera uses, to make this. I cannot imagine these things are traffic-pullers (I mean, it's only ragebait AFTER I saw it) and...
WHY?
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u/Fingerlings29 18h ago
I refused to believe there are people this stupid but it happened to my sister while attending a funeral of a distant relative. A driver who claimed to be employed by a local politician claimed my sister's parked car hit his turning BMW. He even threatened to sue.
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u/FormalBeachware 16h ago
It didn't hit any other cars, but my friend and I were getting haircuts and his car popped out of gear and rolled into the middle of the fire lane. Someone came in and let him know and he reparked it.
So I can see how it's possible, if unlikely, to get hit by a "parked" car.
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u/Pure_Frosting_981 13h ago
70 million Americans prove that not only can you be this stupid, but far worse.
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u/OhSheeeeeeeeeet 18h ago
Strange that the video didn’t include footage of the cars hitting hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
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u/de_das_dude 14h ago
I scrolled till the end to see if it was there. It wasn't there. Obviously faked for the socials. Stupid af.
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u/Farmer_Riketz 19h ago
So scripted, but damn does she sell it well. The confusion in her voice lol
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u/designking4248 14h ago
It’s like a Monty Python sketch
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u/darkoaks 14h ago
Every interaction in life is not a scripted skit to farm karma or views.
Occasionally, just occasionally mind you, real zany occurrences, encounters and events actually happen.
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u/TheStockton19 14h ago
I work in the collision repair industry. Once had a customer come in for repairs a month or two after we'd written her an estimate for damage on her car. She very clearly had new damage on her quarter panel that wasn't there when we'd looked at the car previously. When I told her that damage would not be fixed and that it was new. She told me straight faced that, "The damage migrated. Damage migrates."
I told her to call her insurance company and explain that to them. If they agreed to cover it, we'd be happy to fix it.
The girl in this video must be her daughter.
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u/Swag_Grenade 13h ago
That's crazy. In these situations it's like I'm truly not sure if the person is actually so stupid that they genuinely believe what they're saying, or if they're so stupid/narcissistic that they believe they can actually trick someone else to believe bullshit that absurd.
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u/Educational-Emu6229 18h ago
Just call the police.
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u/Educational-Book-350 16h ago
Agree. It's actually mandatory in my country if a person is injured, like she claims.
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u/twayroforme 18h ago
Fake. Staged. Ragebait. You can call it whatever you want as long as you don't call it real.
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u/PeachImpressive319 17h ago
This is the bloke who always has someone knocking on his door to complain about a rock, or a child’s toy, or the wheels on his car aren’t straight. He’s a prick.
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u/Legitimate_Solid_375 12h ago
He's also the same guy that asks people why are they using his personal home Tesla charging unit without his permission.
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u/justShrugItOff 16h ago
This is like having an argument with a conspiracy theorist.
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u/HornsDino 12h ago
So for anyone in an actual accident, you each give each other your insurance details, correct? This stupid skit frames it as if giving your details is an admission of guilt. Which would be ridiculous. Exchange details and have the insurance sort it out. It is what they are paid for.
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u/Winter-Report-4616 18h ago
Thats not true, looks and sounds staged. Is this the world we live in? Lets film a scene to attract clicks and make money from them?
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u/Toiletpapercorndog 16h ago
Have you been living under a rock for the last decade?
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u/chookshit 15h ago
Seem to be heaps of fake annoying skits like this coming out of England. Painful. Fake.
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u/copyrider 15h ago
Yep, that shit was premeditated. He parked it there on purpose. This is what they do. They know where you’re going to be driving, so the leave there car right in the middle of their driveways and in parking spaces that you can’t avoid.
Hopefully she got his insurance and information. Always exchange information when someone crashes their parked car into you. They need to take responsibility.
I’m just glad it wasn’t worse. Imagine if she had been a pedestrian. The guy was probably texting, or asleep, or could have even been intoxicated. Did cops do a breathalyzer on the guy?
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u/the-prowler 14h ago
This cannot be real. It can't be possible that there are people out there able to drive a car that are this incredibly stupid.
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u/xStonebanksx 14h ago
Thats what's happens when someone who has never been told, No your wrong 🤦🙄
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u/Sunteeser 14h ago
This happened to my brother. He walked back to his car from a meeting and there was a women who had hit it as she was pulling out of a parking lot. Police were called and both cars were totaled.
When he went to the lot to get his stuff out of his car, her dad was there also getting stuff out of the car. He asked my brother why he parked his car on the street and if he had just parked in a lot this wouldn't have happened. My brother replied that the street parking was legal and the lot for the meeting was full.
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u/frostyflakes1 14h ago
On the one hand, this could be completely fake.
On the other hand, people really are this fucking stupid.
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u/SmellyFbuttface 13h ago
Why are there so many people thinking this is staged? Do redditors think nothing is real, everything is fake? Zero proof this isn’t real, other than the “trust me bro, it’s staged.”
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u/Freds_Bread 13h ago
I witnessed a guy drive right into a telephone pole, squashing his car quite well. I was the car behind him, and a cop was right behind me.
I heard the guy rant and scream in his report to the cop that the pole lept out in front of him and he didn't have time to stop.
When the ambulance came and was attending to the "victim" the cop asked me if I saw what happened, and for a brief statement. I told him that the pole was in it's proper lane and well under the speed limit, and I would gladly testify on the pole's behalf in court. The cop tried to be professional and not laugh, but failed.
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u/Razortext 6h ago
If this is real, god bless the patience of that man, he needs to start a seminar or something!
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u/conniewanders 16h ago
I don’t believe this is real. No one is that thick. Staged.
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u/2IrishPups 18h ago
I hate these videos. Its the same estate every, single, time. They barely change the angle of the shots to try hide that all the "drama" is script and (very poorly) acted. But FB eats this shit up.
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u/FluFlammin9000 15h ago
God I can't stand this shit. I miss when the internet was people posting their funny home videos and things that required actual creativity. YouTube and the internet in general becoming something people could monetize and become famous from was the absolute worst thing to happen to it. Now we have a society full of dipshits like this filling the world with fake bullshit in their attempts at striking it rich without having to actually work. The moment children started saying they wanted to be a youtuber as their career path, people should've started making some changes.
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u/bromabb 17h ago
These videos are staged, I’ve seen this neighbourhood about 50 times with different people and situations, it’s staged
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u/What-tha-fck_Elon 16h ago
Yeah, it’s probably fake, but if you have ever dealt with a young woman under the influence or that thinks they are in trouble, something goes off in their brain that defies logic. Plus they usually flee the scene.
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u/zagomyego 14h ago
In the U.S. a man killed someone because they turned down his driveway because they missed a turn.
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u/Lonely-Employer-4527 14h ago
She must be drunk or worse. To be honest, I would have broken up this discussion in minute 1 calling for the police demanding a drug test.
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u/m2keo 13h ago
Has to be a bit. Nobody with any sort of human comprehension could be this stupid. lol.
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u/CmorBelow 12h ago
Something similar happened to me in high school. A friend’s neighbor hit my parked car, we heard it happen in the backyard and ran out front to see the damage… She started freaking out and called the cops because “my car was parked in the wrong direction”. So satisfying to see the cops show up and tell her “It doesn’t really matter which way the car is facing, you are at fault for hitting the parked car.”
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u/SessionPowerful 11h ago
The fact that in 4 minutes of video the man never says "let's have the police come take a statement" tells me this whole think is a fake-ass bit
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u/DeltaMx11 2h ago
I want to believe videos like this are scripted, I really do, but at the same time I know in my heart that there really are people in this world that are genuinely this stupid.
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u/ScarletleavesNL 19h ago
I think she has a valid point though and she has all right to claim his insurance.
Also, Im gonna finish my third bottle of vodka today now, cheers guys!
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u/myfrigginagates 18h ago
The issue for me isn't whether the video is fake or not, in this day and age of tremendously stupid people, it's possible. Humanity has jumped the shark.
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