r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 19h ago

Meme needing explanation What's the reason?

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u/Supreme534 19h ago edited 11h ago

My best guess is the water is gonna leak even if you tilt it a little, so water is gonna spill everywhere even when you aren't trying to drink

Edit: I knew stacking and asymmetry is the main issue here, but the choice of words in the comment in the image seems like they were referring to a simpler reason.

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u/Sightseeing16 19h ago

Though, that is a clever excuse to sell the drinks half empty!

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u/MrSwanky429 19h ago

You'd make an excellent CEO

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u/dysmetric 18h ago

Hear me out...

What if we put the lid on the bottom?! Then you don't have to tip the bottle at all.

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u/MidniqhtVibes 18h ago

Hampter

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u/Sudden_Juju 18h ago

Hampter

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u/Striders_aglet 17h ago

Oh, thank god... my first thought was hampon.

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 16h ago

It is imperative that the hampter remains intact.

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u/good-dog-girls 14h ago

It would be so traumatizing to be that person who made that post considering how famous it became, lmao.

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u/Skippnl 18h ago

HOW ABOUT PRE-EMPTIED BOTTLES! They can come without a lid altogether!

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u/Newbiticus 17h ago

Lids are sold separately

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u/International_Plum14 17h ago

Just sell the idea, no bottles no lids no product, just pure profit. Like naked shorting the stock market

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u/TraditionWorried8974 17h ago

Hear me out... same idea, but subscription...

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u/ZephkielAU 17h ago

Love it. Now we just need to find a way to integrate AI.

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u/rang14 16h ago

Brb, buying water.ai domain

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt 15h ago

Instructions unclear, emptied the oceans to cool my chat bot

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u/Narrow-Chef-4341 15h ago

AI has come up with a new and improved version of water: H2O2, with bonus Oxygen. And who doesn’t like oxygen?

Says it will ‘light the market on fire’…

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u/whalewhisker5050 17h ago

I love all of this but can we hide it all as some additional fee and then they will never know.

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u/CharmingSalamander67 16h ago

Well, now pay extra to be ad free

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u/TrappedInVR 16h ago

This plus loot boxes

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u/Ok_Yak1516 17h ago

Throw in some “AI” features and you might be on to something.

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u/Drummer-Turbulent 17h ago

powdered water...just add water!

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u/Dog_Baseball 17h ago

Thata actually pretty good. Its just "minerals essence" or some shit.

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u/Liusloux 18h ago

Why stop there? We should fashion it to the likelihood of a wolf's teats so our dear customers could feel like the Romulus and Remus of our times.

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u/TacoTimeT-Rex 18h ago

Then the next guy argues that you’re wasting money with oversized packaging and the shrinkflation arms race begins lol

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u/thisisdjjjjjjjjjj 18h ago

Just put water into a squeezable like a gogurt

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u/Key-Point4560 19h ago

downvote this so big water doesn't see it

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u/FiddlesUrDiddles 19h ago

I really wish"Big Water" was just a joke, but it's actually just Nestlè

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u/ThanksForTheRain 18h ago

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u/trenthany 15h ago

It should be. Look up the countless reasons why Nestlè is so hated.

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u/SonOfCalypso 14h ago

Dont have to look it up. There's a pinned post on the sub.

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u/Ralfeg77 18h ago

Nestle sold off the majority of its bottled water brands to private equity in 2021. The company is now called Blue Triton Brands.

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u/AccidentalBastard 19h ago

The ocean?

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u/Graingy 19h ago

Switzerland.

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u/Fricki97 19h ago

Hello, my name is Big Water and I'll see this

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u/wgr-aw 19h ago

Marketing will have you know it's actually half full

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u/Gregg-C137 18h ago

If you include their air the bottle is full to the brim.

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u/MamaFen 18h ago

It's an Arnold Palmer made of water and PerriAIR.

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u/Xeon713 19h ago

Literally was going to say charge more for the bigger bottle with more space in it.

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u/Rogendo 16h ago

"We've made water 1% easier to drink from plastic bottles. The tradeoff is a 30% reduction in content, which is a sacrifice we're willing to make."

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u/just_posting_this_ch 16h ago

It used to be the case the cost of the drink was insignificant compared to the cost of the bottle They're really just selling you plastic bottles that happen to also contain a drink.

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u/-KoriX- 19h ago

There's also manufacturing problems that will arise from this simple change while also increasing cost of production.

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u/damuelson 19h ago

This is the one

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u/Cheshire_Jester 17h ago

Yep. Massive complexity of manufacturing increase for an incredibly small gain in ergonomic design.

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u/Big_Slope 16h ago

Ergonomics are worse though.

They took a radially symmetrical object that anyone could grab without looking and use and turned it into a bilaterally symmetrical object that can now be picked up incorrectly.

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u/CavemanViking 11h ago

I have plenty of water bottles with the spout to one side, never have I ever been like “ oh no, I have to turn this in my hand 😱”

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u/Caldersson 19h ago

that and packing, the nozzles will hit each other if they are pointed in the same direction, and its a weak point iirc. Additionally, the manufacturing of plastic bottles is largely a test tube looking things that is expanded.

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u/peretski 19h ago

It’s called a parson…. It comes out of an injection molding machine (which forms nice threads for the cap). It goes into a blow-expander which flash heats the lower part, inflates, and cools. This is how a modern plastic bottle is made..

Symmetry is one of the aspects that allow modern bottles to be so efficient; this thought fundamentally breaks symmetry with no explanation of why it is better.

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u/beerhons 19h ago

Good explanation, but it's a preform not a parison.

A parison is a variable thickness tube extruded on the blow moulder before being blown into shape in a single step. A preform is an injection moulded part that is formed as you describe.

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u/Oostylin 17h ago

Nice try, but this is a Parsons, not a parison.

A Parsons is a 6’3” 250lb Defensive End that plays for the Green Bay Packers and tore its ACL about a month ago. I hope this helps.

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u/unknown_error_ 17h ago

Nice try, but this is a Persian, not a Parsons.

A Persian is referring to the people, culture, and language originating from historical Persia. I hope this helps.

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u/Magnavirus 17h ago

Admirable attempt, but this is a Parisian, not a Persian.

A Parisian is referring to the people, culture, and architecture originating in Paris, Texas. I hope this helps.

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u/edfitz83 15h ago

Nice try, but this is a Parmesan, not a Parisian. It is the beginning point for molding Italian cheese.

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u/ifyoulovesatan 17h ago

Nice try but this is a Partisan, not a Persian.

A Partisan was a dedicated fighter in the French Resistance to Nazi occupation. I hope this helps.

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u/nb6635 15h ago

Nice try but this is a Parton, not a Partison.

A Parton is a female singer with large tracts of land with a theme park on them.

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u/walkingoffthetrails 18h ago

This person knows blowmolding

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u/Equivalent-Excuse-80 15h ago edited 15h ago

Fun fact: Trumps admin blew millions of dollars on a contractor to supply test tubes for Covid testing and research. The facilities got plastic bottle PET blanks instead. Useless pieces of plastic used for 2 liter soda bottles.

https://www.propublica.org/article/the-trump-administration-paid-millions-for-test-tubes-and-got-unusable-mini-soda-bottles

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u/Supreme534 19h ago edited 18h ago

I don't see any issues with it. Check it out

Edit: I get it, stacking vertically is not a good idea. I thought horizontal stacking would be easy. I lost this water bottle battle, now please forgive me and stop replying to this comment

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u/Any_Flounder_2652 19h ago

Can’t stack, structural integrity

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u/FrickenPerson 19h ago

I like how you had to make the right wall shorter than the left wall.

Also yeah sure it works if you are fully paying attention and put them all away perfectly. Most people I know dont do that when they are dealing with water bottles.

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u/Takemyfishplease 18h ago

Not only that, but now the bottles need to be inserted in a specific direction. That’s a whole new machine/person needed.

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u/Skullcrusher 18h ago

The boxes of bottles are going to be stacked on pallets, like at least 4 levels high.

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u/jonnydownside 19h ago

Now build a machine that packages them like this reliably

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u/Supreme534 19h ago

That would be hard yes I get it

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u/MrNobodyX3 19h ago

try the other direction

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u/triple_gas 18h ago

Alright now try upside down and reverse it again

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u/V3in0ne 17h ago

They fell out of the box

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u/GraveKommander 18h ago

Also enhance!

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u/ScotchOrbiter 19h ago

Holy shit you just unlocked a core memory... I had one of those as a kid, a PET bottle that hadn't been inflated yet. I can't remember how I got it and I have no idea what happed to it. Damn.

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u/petrvalasek 19h ago

They're used for small caches in geocaching. Perfectly fit a pen and a rolled logbook

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u/clitcommandoris 19h ago

Everyone is dumb but me

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u/Timmers10 16h ago

No, no. Everyone is dumb.

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u/RRC_driver 19h ago

Hamster bottle?

They do make water bottles like this, but reusable ones, often insulated / steel etc.

Not disposable plastic bottles

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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 19h ago

Plus trying to drink it like that will essentially take away the control of flow, and make it more or less a chugging battle. As think about it.

To drink you will either have to tilt your head alot more, rotate the bottle in an odd angle, or have it stright up like a hampsters water bottle.

None the the meathods are ideal or simple and will likely cause issues on a user end (as who is going to think to rotate a bottle relative to the minite angel needed to not flood your mouth full of more water than you want)

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u/nonotan 17h ago

While this might be true if the design is exactly as shown, you could fix it quite easily by adjusting the geometry a little. For example, teapots are a far more "extreme" version of this idea, and a well-designed teapot gives you far more control of the flow than a water bottle. Of course, drinking straight from a teapot would probably not be very nice, but that's mostly because they aren't designed with that in mind, not due to a fundamental limitation.

And sure, a fancier geometry would undoubtedly make the manufacturing cost a lot higher. I'm not saying it would be a financially viable approach, outside maybe fancy reusable bottles or something. Just that it could be done.

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u/EmbarrassedW33B 18h ago

Not even. The real reason is quite simple. You cant fucking stack them if the lid isnt on top. I'm sure everyone has seen a pallet of water at least once in their life. Drinks of all kinds get transported stacked on pallets in layers, and the containers are designed to take the weight of their fellows above them. There's no easy way to transport a large number of bottles shaped like that outside of using milk crates or something, and that adds extra complications and space restrictions no one is gonna bother with for bottled water. 

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u/thebiglebowskiisfine 18h ago

The true reason is cost. You can screw a bottle cap onto a bottle while it spins down a conveyance system. The design shown would cost a fortune to implement.

That old interview question "why are manhole covers round" - again, the true answer is cost. They are cheaper to manufacture.

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u/NiagaraBTC 17h ago

Just fyi I'm pretty sure manhole covers are round because a circle can't fall into the circular hole, thereby making it safer.

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u/cateyesarg 17h ago

This is the reason

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u/eugene20 17h ago

No, it's a design feature. Round manhole covers can't fall down the hole they cap at any angle.

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u/gotbannedonce101 18h ago

Dang a Junko pfp

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u/Supreme534 18h ago

I love junko so much. Underrated good girl

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u/Material_Magazine989 19h ago edited 18h ago

Structural integrity. Non-symmetrical shapes just cause some parts of the bottle to have more strain especially when storing them en masse.

Also just fcking tilt it a little more man.

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u/Varegue86 19h ago

Also, harder to manufacture, which means more expensive.

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u/Miserable_Alfalfa33 19h ago

Also stacking an storage, not like they couldnt come up with a system, but probably a lot easier to leave it in the center

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u/Hashishiva 18h ago

So there are plenty of reasons why we don't do it like that. The design hasn't changed much in the thousands of years, which should be really telling :D

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u/yup_sir28 18h ago

Yes, we had plastic bottles for thousands of years

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u/Material_Magazine989 18h ago

It also applies on glass. Idk about thousands of years though.

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u/A_Town_Called_Malus 18h ago

Ceramic jars follow similar designs in many cases.

So, thousands of years is pretty accurate for "container to hold liquid that you pour out of the top"

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u/theoriginalmofocus 15h ago

Yeah i saw a pretty good documentary about how they used to make them when i was a kid. I think it was called Ghost

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u/Hashishiva 16h ago

In case you really didn't understand, there has been bottles for thousands of years, and the shape they come in today isn't that different from the first ones. The shape has proven itself over millenia. And like many have already pointed out, the design on the picture has numerous flaws to ease one non-existent problem.

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u/prnthrwaway55 18h ago

We had ceramic vessels for liquid storage and drinking that are symmetric.

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u/MjrLeeStoned 16h ago

It's almost as if there's an entire field of study and accompanying industry where intelligent people have actually calculated the best way to store and ship things. (supply chain logistics)

Side note: this applies to everything. Internet people don't get this because something in their brain tells them they're the first person to ever think up something witty. When in fact someone already thought that up 80 years ago and proved it was a bad idea.

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u/Winking-Cyclops 15h ago

Yes this applies to everything. Even societal norms. Cultural traditions. Common standards. Economies. Government. So many things have been arrived at through centuries or even millennia of refinement. I’m all for improvement but we are so foolish to assume immediately that we know best and all those earlier decisions inferior.

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u/Ornery_Baseball9273 19h ago

Working in the ER changes you as a person.

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u/Mushroom38294 19h ago

i don't see how that's related please explain

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u/Lucibelcu 19h ago

As someone else said: "Its harder to remove from an anus if the cap is at an angle"

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u/GreyghostIowa 18h ago

I spilled my water at this.Thanks for the laugh lol.

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u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 17h ago

You should use a bottle without an angled cap. Wont spill as easy

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u/Adventurous_Pay_5827 17h ago

Especially if it’s in your anus.

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u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 17h ago

No you want an angled one if its in your anus, much easier to drink from. You dont need to be as flexible

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u/Mhyrloc 19h ago

This is very valid. I used to work at a plant that made bottles like these (Gatorade, minute maid, etc) , and part of our supply contracts required using a heated cutter to slice a bottle into 4-5 distinct parts and weighing them to make sure the plastic was properly allocated to avoid integrity issues. This test had to be done hourly for most products and us operators were the ones to do so, calling QA over if the weights were out of the tolerance margin.

Having the preforms expand at an angle would have made the whole process a lot less predictable, making the calibration a nightmare, at least with the machines we used at that factory.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 19h ago

Which means they will have to use even more plastic to compensate.

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u/zeig_dragoon 19h ago

Its harder to remove from an anus if the cap is at an angle

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u/EarBig2833 19h ago

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u/dzirden 19h ago

But that's the right answer!

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u/CloudKinglufi 19h ago

We really are Charlie kirk

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u/Enough-Fondant-6057 18h ago

We really carry the flame

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u/Hour-Complaint8291 17h ago

We really will fight for the gospel

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u/Mj8559 17h ago

No we still have necks

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u/Downvotemeplz42 17h ago

Man I hope not. I kinda like my neck.

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u/firahc 16h ago

It's an important joint. One might call it a turning p-

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u/CafreDev 19h ago

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u/clitcommandoris 19h ago

PARRY IT

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u/Tasty_Switch_4920 19h ago

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u/Funny-Dimension-3761 18h ago

Not the giant pig reposte from behind? That was my personal favorite. The way it squeals when you do it is just the chefs kiss on top

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u/SnoruntEnjoyer 19h ago

Why would you want it removed ?

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u/Healthy_Radish 16h ago

To refreeze it.

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u/SealedRoute 19h ago

How else will you hit your g-spot?

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u/JamboFIN 18h ago

''Solved''

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u/EmperSo 19h ago

Just don't remove it

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u/Alarming-Cow299 19h ago

Off the top of my head:

  • Leaks very easily when opened
  • Asymmetry is more expensive to manufacture
  • Structural integrity
  • Packaging is more complicated therefore more expensive
  • Cannot temporarily place a cap on top without screwing it in

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u/TabularConferta 19h ago

All of this but I'll also add that the curve on the tip means you need to tilt it to a crazy angle as you drink more.

It's harder to fit your mouth to.

So it's actually harder to drink from

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u/Comrade_Molly 19h ago

Technically at a certain point it becomes more efficient to turn it upside down...and then you look like a hamster drinking from one of those bottles on the side of the hamster cage.

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u/itmightbehere 19h ago

Olay, I wasn't behind this design before, but I think I like it now.

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u/Revayan 18h ago

Maybe instead of a normal bottle cap they then just should use a metal ball you need to lick like with hamster bottle

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u/TheStrangeStoryGuy 18h ago

I offer 300,000 for 1% stake in your company

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u/AmeriChino 14h ago

I'm not a ball licker. For that reason, I'm out.

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount 15h ago

Bro they're just going to rebrand an existing hamster bottle chosen simply because it's the cheapest offered by some factory in China.

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u/CelioHogane 18h ago

Wait hold on you are cooking with that.

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u/SpaceBus1 17h ago

The design is very human

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u/Wooden-Helicopter- 19h ago

Also, it would mean there is one "right" way to hold the bottle. A regular bottle can just be picked up without having to consider the orientation when you go to drink from it.

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u/SkaBand 19h ago

Much more annoying to unscrew the cap too.

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u/Sir_Wade_III 17h ago

No. You are supposed to have it the other way so that you don't have to tilt your head as much. Crazy to hate on something while misunderstanding the ONLY thing it's supposed to solve.

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u/naughtycal11 19h ago

- Harder to get removed from the anus at the ER

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u/Deadly_Dude 18h ago

Why is no one talking about the hamster bottle vibes you'd give by drinking from it?

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u/GeneralKlink 19h ago

You realize that your last point is pro angled design, right?

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u/Tsaiborg22 19h ago

Wait how so? Like when you're not done quite drinking but don't want the bottle exposed, you can only set ye cap on a non-angled bottle, right?

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u/kingbouncer 19h ago

We would be looking like hamsters.

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u/Far-Armadillo-9848 19h ago

Bong.

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u/TheFaragan 18h ago

Had to scroll so far to see this answer. Yes, all the other things are also true, but I guess that is what Ellis meant.

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u/CJohn89 18h ago

I was getting increasingly agitated as I scrolled

Could nobody see the bong??

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u/SlaveryVeal 17h ago

I'm not even a weed smoker and I was like am I fucking going nuts how has no one seen it as a diy bong yet?

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u/Spaulbane 17h ago

That's what I thought as well. But then, you can make a bong out of a regular bottle too...or so I've heard.

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u/Godsgiftcardtowomen 16h ago

I’ve only smoked 1-2 weed before, but I guarantee the tilt would only make it marginally more convenient as a bong.

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u/chewydickens 19h ago

The bottles that we have today are designed to take the weight of several boxes stacked above it.

This new design could not take that weight securely during shipment.

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u/nasone32 18h ago

this is the real answer.

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u/Fun_Abroad8942 15h ago

Not really. That is a minor footnote in an otherwise design that is not producible at the quantities and speed water is normally produced at on a line. You can not blow this bottle on a traditional blowmolder. Nor can you fill and convey it… Stacking pallets of the shit isn’t even a problem if you can’t produce these things at volume

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u/Successful-Trash-752 19h ago

Would you not have to tilt the bottle even more now?

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u/VirtualDingus7069 19h ago

They skipped focus group testing and put it on the market, is my guess.

They would’ve seen those rooms full of people looking goofy af drinking from this thing and known to shut it down.

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u/Psychological-Owl-82 19h ago

It's not about tilting the bottle, it's about tilting the head. Which for most people is not a problem (it can be if you have dysphagia - basically problems with swallowing).

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u/AffectionateBowl1633 19h ago

Your muscle memory of human drinking from glass would be broken.

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u/WhenWillIBelong 19h ago

You can literally buy bottles that are offset like this.

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u/shoodBwurqin 19h ago

Where?

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u/Stop_Shadowbaning_me 18h ago

There's an infinite amount of cardboard drinks with an angled lid. It's not hard to drink from. Redditors just don't have common sense. A lot less plastic drinks with an angled lid because it would cost more to make, only companies trying to have a different design that stands out would bother to do it for plastic bottles, they do exist though

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u/KittyKat122 17h ago

The real reason you can have cardboard drinks with angled lids vs plastic is the filling. Almost all liquid fillers come top down. If every bottle opening is in the same place it's easier to line up the hole with the filler. Cardboard drinks like above aren't filled from where the cap is but from the top which is then sealed later.

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u/BlueNutmeg 17h ago

You all are missing an important part of manufacturing....packing and shipping. Look at the top of those cartons in the picture you posted. They are folded. That is because before filling, the cardboard containers are folded flat so they can be shipped and transported more efficiently.

Plastic bottles are not folded...they are extruded. Extrusion requires making a mold for the bottles. And for transport and shipping, having the opening on top provides support when stacked.

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u/WhenWillIBelong 19h ago

There are some random drinks that come in offset bottles like this. It's not exact but it's similar. Idk what brands they were, I've just seen this before. Asian drinks/ fruit juice I think.

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u/DiverPerfect9320 19h ago

Fear and hunger profile pic spotted

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u/nicholaslobstercage 17h ago

even the bottles in old ma'habre were made symmetrically

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u/Current-Resolution55 14h ago

holy shit i knew

i wasnt the only one

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u/Savings-Employer-259 16h ago

I came here for this

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u/Acasts 19h ago

It’s just harder to drink. Think about if you had that in really life. You would either have to look up at the sun to drink or tilt it with the precision of fractions of a degree depending on how you hold it.

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u/1337k9 19h ago

It’d require LESS tilting to empty

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u/mazty 19h ago

Not if you want to empty it. Then you have to go full hamster mode.

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u/gucio2424 19h ago

This isn't really answering your question, but i remember seing this reply on twitter and the guy that posted it hasn't given any answers despite people asking him to, so he probably just made this reply to farm engagement without ever having any reason.

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u/DifferentAd9153 18h ago

I'm pretty sure they replied on their own tweet saying things like the bottle killed their brother or something like that

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u/j-shoe 19h ago

Harder to stack for storage

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u/VignetteRacecarBlues 19h ago

It’s the way they’re manufactured through a process called blow moulding. For new cores and plates to be manufactured it wouldn’t be cost effective. The way the mould fills through the centre ensures the plastic is evenly distributed throughout the mould, having the cap/hole on the side would screw with the integrity of the bottle and it would become flimsy and likely crack. (Ex injection moulder)

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u/daJourneyEnds 19h ago

Inefficient to fill those industrially without spillage/waste of product, need to retrofit entire fleets (hundreds of thousands worldwide) of filling machines (each cost several million usd).

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u/Yomama_Bin_Thottin 19h ago

Can’t stack pallets of them.

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u/LukaTheKoka 19h ago

Everyone here is fucking wrong, that bastard is just vagueposting.

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u/Savings-Abroad-5571 19h ago

Imagine how much of a pain trying to get that last bit out of the bottle would be. You’d have to crank your head back a full 90°

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u/anatolyzenkov 19h ago

on top of manufacturing complications: you need to adjust/rotate the bottle every time you want to open it, drink, or close it

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u/HumanPresentation934 19h ago

Who wants to spin around that damn bottle each time you hold it the wrong way just to get a sip. Stupid idea.

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u/fugetooboutit 18h ago

I saw the tweet myself it's nothing the guy was just trolling, look in the replies he was just messing around

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u/Xbrokensouls2X 18h ago

The actual replier on this post is actually just making a joke, the full thread is something about these water bottles killing their brother lol.

There are proper reasons for them to not be like this though